unnamednewbie13
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Pot Pipe Found in Kid's Burger King Happy Meal

My first thought was "since when did they call it a 'happy meal?'"
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Jim Carrey’s 'Kick-Ass 2' Co-star Says He Doesn't Understand the Star's Objection to the Film

Jim Carrey made waves when he announced on Twitter that he would not stand behind his violent comic-book film "Kick-Ass 2," which is slated for release next month. He stated that he filmed his part before the horrific shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary, and as a result, "[In] all good conscience I cannot support that level of violence." But when Yahoo! Movies checked in with the cast at San Diego Comic-Con, one of Carrey's co-stars took exception to his protests.
omg...it's just a movie, Jim.

Will he take exception to Burt Wonderstone if Spoiler (highlight to read):
someone drills a hole in their head and gets popularized?
Dilbert_X
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MASTURBATION PARTY LESS CREEPY THAN RAVES, SAYS 19 YEAR OLD GIRL
FEATURED ARTICLE

Leah Dufour, a 19 year old McGill student, has been a fixture of Montreal's party scene for the last several years. "I've been to countless clubs and countless dance parties," says the young woman, "but Wankfest is the only masturbation party I've been to, and it was by far the friendliest, most accepting and enjoyable event I've ever attended."

Masturbation parties originated in the United States in the summer of 1994, shortly after Joycelyn Elders, who was America's Surgeon General at the time, lost the support of the White House for suggesting that masturbation should be taught in Sex Ed classes. "We started throwing masturbation parties in solidarity with Joycelyn," says Phineas Hendrix, the owner of San Francisco's legendary four story Sexy Adult Fun Time Toyshop. "It's outrageous that an eminent doctor like Joycelyn lost her job just for suggesting that it was okay for teenagers to engage in normal human behaviour. Conservatives are hellbent on making people feel ashamed about their sexuality, so we decided to fight back. We wanted to let people know that masturbation isn't deviant behaviour, that it isn't bad for you, and that it doesn't make you a bad person for enjoying it."

According to Phineas, the goal of a masturbation party is to help normalize sexual behavior, and to combat the negative, puritan view of the body that still holds sway in much of the West. "We wanted to make self-pleasure a positive, non-threatening, socially acceptable activity that people could talk about without feeling like were going to be hunted down by a shotgun wielding Jesus. That's why we organize these parties where people masturbate in public -- it's our way of telling everyone that Jesus isn't going to hit them with a baseball bat just because they jerk off."

"I used to be so self-conscious when I masturbated," says Leah, "but not anymore. After spending an evening in a room full of people spanking and fiddling their bits, I realize it's not that big a deal." Leah says she was initially hesitant about attending. "The idea of spending an evening surrounded by masturbating strangers sounded weird, but I was willing to put up with it because the DJ line-up was out of this world. I'm glad I did."

Going to Wankfest turned out to be a transformative event for Leah. "It was amazing. Partying in Montreal always carries some risks -- no matter where you go, there's always going to be some desperate perverts hitting on you, or trying to get in your pants," says Leah. "So imagine my surprise when no one made me feel uncomfortable at Wankfest. I didn't have any perverts hitting on me, I didn't have anyone say anything inappropriate to me. The men at Wankfest were better behaved than any of the men I've ever met while clubbing or partying. There is something toxic about Montreal's party scene when an event featuring a bunch of strangers jerking off feels considerably safer and more respectful than your regular dubstep party."
http://www.ravenews.ca/en/read/2013/may/28/

Hahahah dubstep, lol.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Uzique The Lesser
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why is this is d&st chat? and what does it have to do with dubstep?

isn't this basically just trolling and trying to be provocative? no 'serious talk' here. you've already made an ass of yourself, showing you know nothing about club-culture, but you'll persist in linking utter shite. you are literally like the egotistic 5 year old that cannot live with the fact he is wrong, or insufficient. you don't know anything about clubs or dubstep, thanks. you don't need to try and spark 'debate' about some stupid north american wank party. it could be soundtracked by anything. they could be neon-twirling psytrancers with blue dreadlocks. it is irrelevant.

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AussieReaper
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It makes sense cause you need lots of drugs to enjoy dubstep.
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DesertFox-
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Dilbert, I'm wondering why you think "dubstep" is the strange part about that...
Uzique The Lesser
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AussieReaper wrote:

It makes sense cause you need lots of drugs to enjoy dubstep.
you could say that about any music genre. every musical genre and sub-culture has its niche of particular drugs that a certain contingent indulge in. that's like saying you 'need' to pound a 4-pack of bad beer before you can mosh and get sweaty and hug other men. everyone can talk shit about a musical genre they dislike. it's lame. grow up. you're not 14. though i guess those words are wasted on a metal-head. of all musical sub-cultures you persist in the school-style identity politics and "everything else is gay!" tribe mentality. it's okay dave. keep wearing all black to the beach and telling yourself you are more high-functioning socially than an impressionable 18 year old american teen that has cottoned onto 'edm'. you are great.

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Extra Medium
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That lady basically said she would rather go rub on out than go listen to shitty music with a bunch of junkies.  Good on her.
Uzique The Lesser
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do you know what a junkie is? can your oklahoma-brand brain accommodate the concept of some people using drugs-other-than-alcohol on a casual-like-alcohol basis?

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Extra Medium
THE UZI SLAYER
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All junkies try to rationalize being a junkie.
Uzique The Lesser
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i don't think you know what a junkie is.
Extra Medium
THE UZI SLAYER
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One of these.
https://i.imgur.com/TLyoPt2.jpg
Uzique The Lesser
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i'm so crushed. get a clue.
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Extra Medium wrote:

One of these.
top kek
Uzique The Lesser
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roc look at your fucking face my god
Roc18
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Uzique The Lesser wrote:

roc look at your fucking face my god
wat
Uzique The Lesser
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uk government today announced plans to make internet porn illegal. this is why you never vote in conservatives. these guys aren't even religious. they're just fucking twonks. from the end of 2013 every household in britain is now going to have porn banned by default. households will have to 'opt in'. rofl. fail.
Cybargs
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australia tried that a few years back and it failed. im happy it failed.
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Uzique The Lesser
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yeah ban fetishists with interests in S&M and weird shit like that from getting off in front of their computer... wonder what that will do for the rate of sexual-crime...
Winston_Churchill
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i dont see how it can be legal to do that. though it might increase the use of VPNs which could be a good thing
Macbeth
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land of the free
Cybargs
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i find it funny the UK wants to implement a porn filter while theres tits on page 3
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Uzique The Lesser
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Cybargs wrote:

i find it funny the UK wants to implement a porn filter while theres tits on page 3
the difference is, murdoch is the one having dinners with cameron, and lobbying on behalf of his tabloids for political leniency following the whole sordid media-hacking scandals. bangbros are not taking cameron out to fancy dinners.
Macbeth
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https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/71/Jus_soli_world.png
countries with birthright citizenship vs countries without. didn't think it was that rare
Cybargs
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a lot of countries changed their law as air travel becomes cheaper and more available. you don't really want hand out citizenship like candy right?

i didnt get my taiwan nationality until last two years ago (not even citizen yet coz i dont want to be conscripted lol). was fucking born there and lived there for 13 years, but nope.avi citizenship for you sonny boy coz your daddy was a white man.

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