Life regrets: none.
Nights I kind of wish I had a do-over on: the night I got my first tattoo.
Nothing says retarded like having the tattoo of the symbol of a band you thought were fucking awesome when you were 19 but now haven't listened to for a good 8 years. Awesome job there Jay!
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."