fergie is my wife
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Hi Josh!1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
fergie is my wife
LoL50 cent wrote:
Im a get me one of them bitches from a third world country. At least she won't have high expectations. Heres a clean glass a water baby lol
noice 
I didn't read any of those projections into his post. You surely did.-Sh1fty- wrote:
He was being an asshole, it's as simple as that. Not sitting on the couch getting fat on Ruffles and onion soup dip, beer, large amounts of unhealthy food and soda whilst enjoying a sport on television disqualifying myself of the term "American" is fucking retarded.Jaekus wrote:
He wasn't talking about liking footbal, he was commenting on you coming across like you're somehow become an expert overnight.-Sh1fty- wrote:
So following this logic, a citizen that has lived in the United States his entire life, born and raised, is not an American if he doesn't like football?
Your IQ leaves somewhat to be desired. Must be the old age.
And you comment on his IQ? lel
My comment on his IQ was an insult. He's intelligent but he's an intelligent asshole.
Also, insults work better if they contain some merit of fact. Something that you haven't seemed to grasp in your post just thar ^^
If I were to comment on your apparent IQ, however...
Psst! Hey liQ...
Gooneeeeeeeerrs! Ya back home already?
[Texan inflection]Sup y'all.[/Texan Inflection]
Did Ultra get drugged?
First transaction of the day at work, and it's some woman returning her phone because "it's too heavy" the thing weighs less than half a pound.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
lerp 9/20ths of a pound is pretty heavy... about 204 grams OMGUnkleRukus wrote:
First transaction of the day at work, and it's some woman returning her phone because "it's too heavy" the thing weighs less than half a pound.
I guess it's pretty heavy if you're 75 years old. OWAIT YOUR HIP REPLACEMENT WEIGHS MORE THAN YOUR PHONE.Trotskygrad wrote:
lerp 9/20ths of a pound is pretty heavy... about 204 grams OMGUnkleRukus wrote:
First transaction of the day at work, and it's some woman returning her phone because "it's too heavy" the thing weighs less than half a pound.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
well the iphone is about 137 grams by comparisonUnkleRukus wrote:
I guess it's pretty heavy if you're 75 years old. OWAIT YOUR HIP REPLACEMENT WEIGHS MORE THAN YOUR PHONE.Trotskygrad wrote:
lerp 9/20ths of a pound is pretty heavy... about 204 grams OMGUnkleRukus wrote:
First transaction of the day at work, and it's some woman returning her phone because "it's too heavy" the thing weighs less than half a pound.
a woman at work complained her 3lb work laptop was too heavy to carry, so the company ordered a laptop bag with wheels for her.
Needless to say, the fatty didn't take my recommendation to get fit.
Needless to say, the fatty didn't take my recommendation to get fit.
Retail is a shit business.loubot wrote:
a woman at work complained her 3lb work laptop was too heavy to carry, so the company ordered a laptop bag with wheels for her.
Needless to say, the fatty didn't take my recommendation to get fit.
Just found out this lady that returned her phone, decided to go to another store instead of buying a different phone here. What a cunt.
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If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
I'd just like to say thank you for all the kind words and sympathy you guys have sent me and my family in recent days. Means so much that even though I barely know you all, you're still supportive. <3
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
If a fat fuck can carry 200lbs of fat then i think 3lbs extra wont be too big a deal. Its probaply less weight to carry than her tray at McDonalds.loubot wrote:
a woman at work complained her 3lb work laptop was too heavy to carry, so the company ordered a laptop bag with wheels for her.
Needless to say, the fatty didn't take my recommendation to get fit.
If she wanted to lose a few pounds, she should have cut off her head.Kampframmer wrote:
If a fat fuck can carry 200lbs of fat then i think 3lbs extra wont be too big a deal. Its probaply less weight to carry than her tray at McDonalds.loubot wrote:
a woman at work complained her 3lb work laptop was too heavy to carry, so the company ordered a laptop bag with wheels for her.
Needless to say, the fatty didn't take my recommendation to get fit.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
No. No. Just going cuckoo. Biznez like usual on a monday afternoon.NooBesT wrote:
Did Ultra get drugged?
So my private Christian school thought it was a good idea to wait till you're HALF WAY through the school year to give us some dumb piece of paper where we swear not to do x y and z. Turns out one of those variables is dancing.
Fuck this shit I graduated in Switzerland already. I ain't gonna stop dancin' !
Fuck this shit I graduated in Switzerland already. I ain't gonna stop dancin' !
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
LOL Private christian school.-Sh1fty- wrote:
So my private Christian school thought it was a good idea to wait till you're HALF WAY through the school year to give us some dumb piece of paper where we swear not to do x y and z. Turns out one of those variables is dancing.
Fuck this shit I graduated in Switzerland already. I ain't gonna stop dancin' !
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Oh you fucking bad boy.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Fuck this shit I graduated in Switzerland already. I ain't gonna stop dancin' !
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
Post a vid of you dancing plz.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
That looks about right, except for one problem. Shifty can't grow body hair.Ultrafunkula wrote:
http://cmdshiftdesign.com/ilovesmekitty … _dance.gif
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Bettar?UnkleRukus wrote:
That looks about right, except for one problem. Shifty can't grow body hair.Ultrafunkula wrote:
http://cmdshiftdesign.com/ilovesmekitty … _dance.gif