Macbeth
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I think one of my iguanas is bullying the other one and taking all of the food. The bully is getting bigger and bigger and the bullied one is staying small because he isn't eating as much.

Aside from splitting them apart what can I do to make sure the fat one doesn't steal all the food from the little one?
justice
OctoPoster
+978|6743|OctoLand
Put the little one on steroids
I know fucking karate
13urnzz
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+5,830|6499

nueter the bigger one
west-phoenix-az
Guns don't kill people. . . joe bidens advice does
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two words bro: shock therapy
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AussieReaper
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+5,761|6154|what

Iguana sociology is a concept well beyond the means of Bf2s to help you with.

Seek thee, an iguana trainer.
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HaiBai
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you can't do anything about it
CC-Marley
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Sounds like they are both males. It's probably best to split them up.
m3thod
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only mac would pick up 2 faggot iguanas
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
CC-Marley
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lol
eleven bravo
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evolution
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Toilet Sex
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lol meth
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
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Kill the bigger one and feed it to the emaciated one. Reassemble it's skeleton and place in the terrarium. Let the smaller one remember what he has done for survival.
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|6579|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!
Call the cops for christ sake
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6539|Long Island, New York
Institute anti-bullying measures.
ROGUEDD
BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.
+452|5390|Fuck this.
Strap razor blades to the smaller one's head and legs. Add armor if needed.
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
DefCon-17
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+362|6158|Vancouver | Canada
Wear purple.
Sisco
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bennisboy
Member
+829|6648|Poundland
give the big one an ASBO
Axatar
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+29|6463|France
Use a size 9 boot.
iceman785
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Give the small one some weed so he gets super high and eats all the food.
FloppY_
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+1,010|6288|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

west-phoenix-az wrote:

two words bro: shock therapy
Fuck I read that in his voice too...
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Finray
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iceman785 wrote:

Give the small one some weed so he gets super high and eats all the food.
That's so stupid it just might work.
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ghettoperson
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iceman785 wrote:

Give the small one some weed so he gets super high and eats all the food.
I like this idea. Worst case you end up with a stoned iguana, which frankly sounds awesome.
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