Crunchy Tacos

2010-12-22 08:43:05

#1

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5480|Cleveland, Ohio

Right so I just made some crunchy tacos and for some reason it occurred to me that nobody serves tacos (restaurants or neighbors) the way that I do. Everyone knows once you pile all the toppings on once you bite into it shit falls everywhere. So for many years I have been making them the same way. A base of lettuce, cheese, sour cream, and taco sauce with the meat on top to hold it all in. It works perfectly. Why don't you people do that? It makes so much sense.

inb4softtacosihatesofttacos

2010-12-22 08:46:47

#2

UnkleRukus: That Guy; +236|5279|Massachusetts, USA

11 Bravo wrote:
Right so I just made some crunchy tacos and for some reason it occurred to me that nobody serves tacos (restaurants or neighbors) the way that I do. Everyone knows once you pile all the toppings on once you bite into it shit falls everywhere. So for many years I have been making them the same way. A base of lettuce, cheese, sour cream, and taco sauce with the meat on top to hold it all in. It works perfectly. Why don't you people do that? It makes so much sense.

inb4softtacosihatesofttacos

No one makes tacos, the mexicans at taco bell do.

If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.

2010-12-22 08:47:20

#3

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5502|foggy bottom

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2010-12-22 08:49:22

#4

UnkleRukus: That Guy; +236|5279|Massachusetts, USA

eleven bravo wrote:
http://mydinnertable.typepad.com/home/i … _asada.jpg

That looks amazing.

If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.

2010-12-22 08:49:57

#5

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|6914|UK

i dont think i've ever had a taco

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2010-12-22 08:49:57

#6

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6740

carne asada ftw

2010-12-22 08:50:18

#7

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5480|Cleveland, Ohio

m3thod wrote:
i dont think i've ever had a taco

come over i have 4 left

Last edited by 11 Bravo (2010-12-22 08:52:19)

2010-12-22 08:50:43

#8

UnkleRukus: That Guy; +236|5279|Massachusetts, USA

m3thod wrote:
i dont think i've ever had a taco

Proof you're a Virgin.

Last edited by UnkleRukus (2010-12-22 08:50:54)

If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.

2010-12-22 08:52:30

#9

SonderKommando: Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....; +564|6902|The darkside of Denver

UnkleRukus wrote:
eleven bravo wrote:
http://mydinnertable.typepad.com/home/i … _asada.jpg
That looks amazing.

My wife makes these homemade. So happy I married a Mexican.

2010-12-22 08:54:35

#10

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5480|Cleveland, Ohio

im gonna start a revolution. no longer will there be "toppings" for tacos. No no. They will now be call "bottomings"

2010-12-22 08:57:45

#11

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6743|so randum

ill bottom your taco

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2010-12-22 08:58:09

#12

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5601|London, England

I'll just stick to soft tacos.

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2010-12-22 08:58:15

#13

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5480|Cleveland, Ohio

FatherTed wrote:
ill bottom your taco

i just had spicy food i would not recommend that

2010-12-22 09:08:34

#14

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6892

I fold the bottom in so that nothing falls out.

2010-12-22 09:10:39

#15

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5480|Cleveland, Ohio

ghettoperson wrote:
I fold the bottom in so that nothing falls out.

how do you fold a crunchy taco?

2010-12-22 09:16:08

#16

SonderKommando: Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....; +564|6902|The darkside of Denver

11 Bravo wrote:
ghettoperson wrote:
I fold the bottom in so that nothing falls out.
how do you fold a crunchy taco?

With the force you fucking noob. it flows through all of us, binds us, gives a jedi his powers.

2010-12-22 09:17:22

#17

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6892

11 Bravo wrote:
ghettoperson wrote:
I fold the bottom in so that nothing falls out.
how do you fold a crunchy taco?

Once you mentioned soft tacos at the end of your post and other people started talking about them, I forgot that the topic title was crunchy tacos...

2010-12-22 09:17:32

#18

west-phoenix-az: Guns don't kill people. . . joe bidens advice does; +632|6632

mmmmmmm tacos

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2010-12-22 09:18:23

#19

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5502|foggy bottom

m3thod wrote:
i dont think i've ever had a taco

you poor man. no wonder you think curries are good

Tu Stultus Es

2010-12-22 09:19:37

#20

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6924|Disaster Free Zone

Smash them up and have nachos instead.

2010-12-22 09:26:46

#21

Morpheus: This shit still going?; +508|6242|The Mitten

crunchy taco pros-
i never over fill that shit.
crunchy taco cons-
i take one bite the whole thing explodes
soft taco pros-
that shit stays together
soft taco cons-
i always over fill that shit

EE (hats

2010-12-22 09:33:21