unnamednewbie13
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L - Broken on a rock; R - Helping Illia kill her...hag mother. I actually felt bad even as she was about to sacrifice me. Cried for mercy. Poor evil witch.
Finray
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eleven bravo
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catherine black is a stupid racist cunt
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
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ban finray
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Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
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Guys I play a male character but I can't help but play third person and stare at his ass all game what do
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NooBesT
Pizzahitler
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I can't keep lying to you Lucien. You're probably gay.
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Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
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oh so what you're saying I should do is roleplay as a woman to prove I'm not gay
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
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name her Shadynasty
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Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
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SHADYNAAASTYYYYYYY!
unnamednewbie13
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It will never dawn on me why you guys find this so hilarious, but it's got to have a shelf life if this thread is going to get a break from derailing.

Just like if I was writing a book, I give characters story-oriented names that make sense. If it was an Argonian, I'd more or less follow this guide for the style of it. Imperial? Roman-ish name. For a Nord, it should've probably been something like Edda Iron-Face but I was eager to start playing and the name was readily available from one of my mains on Mount & Blade.  And that's about as apologetic as you're going to get from me. I've friends who've played through Mass Effect and other games with both male and female characters, and you don't find me harassing them about it.

Characters with significant game progress: Morrowind? Male Argonian. Oblivion? Male Khajiit, female Imperial (for the evil quests). Skyrim? Female Nord, male Argonian (for the evil quests; don't feel as bad about being a "cannibal" with a lizard face).

eleven bravo wrote:

catherine black is a stupid racist cunt
Art thou miffed?
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
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Imperials are from africa though
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UnkleRukus
That Guy
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No, redguards are the brotha's of Skyrim.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
unnamednewbie13
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^ correct
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
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there's something horribly wrong with my imperial then
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unnamednewbie13
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Miggle wrote:

there's something horribly wrong with my imperial then
Blame tanning mom.
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
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Africa starts at Rome.
Spidery_Yoda
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This is me lately.
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unnamednewbie13
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Shadowmere there can do a better job of it than the dragonborn anyway.
Spidery_Yoda
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It's a fine day with you around.
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
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Playing vampire wood elf.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6708|Oxferd Ohire
werewolf space marine
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Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
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Just fed from Faendal.
unnamednewbie13
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unnamednewbie13
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Thought about starting the thieves guild quests with my main. Read up a little, and it turns out that according to game lore, when you join the Nightingales your soul is bound to Nocturnal for the remainder of your life and death. Fuck that shit, the dragonborn isn't going to guard a dusty old Daedra dustfart's shrine for eternity, even if he/she/it is more "good" than "evil."

I'll pick it up with my evil cannibal lizardman and let all the nasty Daedra I've already quested for argue over his soul.
FatherTed
xD
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unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Thought about starting the thieves guild quests with my main. Read up a little, and it turns out that according to game lore, when you join the Nightingales your soul is bound to Nocturnal for the remainder of your life and death. Fuck that shit, the dragonborn isn't going to guard a dusty old Daedra dustfart's shrine for eternity, even if he/she/it is more "good" than "evil."

I'll pick it up with my evil cannibal lizardman and let all the nasty Daedra I've already quested for argue over his soul.
yeah but the armour is pretty cool so fuck lore
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