I love how his idea is that because women can be a headache, the logical choice is to force yourself to become gay.FatherTed wrote:
oriteA stereotypical Scotsman wrote:
Hi gerry I am from glasgow west end. but have a big doubt over my sexuality. Previously I always fancied women..but now they do my head in with their stupidity, crazy reaction and *****iness. Trying to imagine living with one is proving a no brainer for me..however..
No matter what I do, i cannot get horny from looking at a guy at all. I have even tried picking a nice looking guy up a couple of years ago, and took him to my flat. When he took of his clothes I did not feel excited in any way. Also I just looked at the guys on the Gaydar sight ****ing each other, and I did not feel a lot really. I mean I can tell they are having a great time, and they look really well..So blah blah...what do you think gerry ? am I at a crisis ? perhaps I could try being gay with you. Is it true that the person with the low sex drive is the one who takes it, and that the pleasure follows. I am trying to visualize taking it up the A**.. with how I imagine my sensations.
I was going through a couple of magazines down the local mosque the other day...
I was really enjoying myself.... and then the rifle jammed!
gets me every time
I was really enjoying myself.... and then the rifle jammed!
gets me every time
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i like the bit where he says men dont turn him on, but he's visualising getting arserape
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
hey gerry you're not attractive or anything, just stick it in my pooper. i want to know what it feels like
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
teddles xx
"Geology means that only the English get limescale. (That and, for Londoners, having tapwater that the previous day was someone's urine). Serves them right."
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bevo xx
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
You get limescale in Scotland
dear lord old simpsons was so good
no they call that accent colorliquidat0r wrote:
You get limescale in Scotland
this forum is dead
inane little opines
Colour*11 Bravo wrote:
no they call that accent colorliquidat0r wrote:
You get limescale in Scotland
I Friggin Love The Nhs
I'm think I'm going to go snowboarding for the first time in my life in February, for a week. How will I do?
You'll probably have a sore ass by the end of the day.
My glutes are well enough developed to protect my assebug9 wrote:
You'll probably have a sore ass by the end of the day.
Damn niche sports suck
Yes that includes cycling jens.
That is all.
Yes that includes cycling jens.
That is all.
what great sports does jordan like?jord wrote:
Damn niche sports suck
Yes that includes cycling jens.
That is all.
running to the job centre
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lolsToilet Sex wrote:
running to the job centre
jord wrote:
Damn niche sports suck
Yes that includes cycling jens.
That is all.
Nascar11 Bravo wrote:
what great sports does jordan like?jord wrote:
Damn niche sports suck
Yes that includes cycling jens.
That is all.
Lol jks
no really. what do you like?jord wrote:
Nascar11 Bravo wrote:
what great sports does jordan like?jord wrote:
Damn niche sports suck
Yes that includes cycling jens.
That is all.
Lol jks
he's a blackburn rovers fan
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
I like that sport in the latest Rambo flick. The one where they force captured villagers across a field full of mines.11 Bravo wrote:
no really. what do you like?jord wrote:
Nascar11 Bravo wrote:
what great sports does jordan like?
Lol jks
Go yuk ti chai!
alright mate forget itjord wrote:
I like that sport in the latest Rambo flick. The one where they force captured villagers across a field full of mines.11 Bravo wrote:
no really. what do you like?jord wrote:
Nascar
Lol jks
Go yuk ti chai!