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sumosalad
Banned
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Hi all

I know its dangerous, but after some research and common sense (lol) I know that in the morning between 8-10am it is safe to be in the sun because its not so dangerous yet.

Questions.

1. Is it true I have to use water after tanning? or before?
2. How long do I have to be in the sun?


Hmmm is there anything that can speed up the process? Like eating something perhaps? (lol) or applying water before sun tanning?

Thanks!
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|4691|London, England
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"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|4691|London, England
This thread can't be real. How old are you? 8?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|5911|Columbus, OH
8-10am
Stay in School!!!2!1
aerodynamic
FOCKING HELL
+241|5086|Roma
get in your microwave, set it to 550, and stay in there for 6 minutes, no more no less.
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Sisco
grandmaster league revivalist
+493|5676

aerodynamic wrote:

get in your microwave, set it to 550, and stay in there for 6 minutes, no more no less.
Actually, it´s 5:47. Otherwise parts closer to the wave emitting radiator get darker than the rest.
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aerodynamic
FOCKING HELL
+241|5086|Roma

Sisco wrote:

aerodynamic wrote:

get in your microwave, set it to 550, and stay in there for 6 minutes, no more no less.
Actually, it´s 5:47. Otherwise parts closer to the wave emitting radiator get darker than the rest.
no you are rong.
gamma waves have less protons so it takes less time for them to heat the parts closer to the radiator.
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Sisco
grandmaster league revivalist
+493|5676

aerodynamic wrote:

Sisco wrote:

aerodynamic wrote:

get in your microwave, set it to 550, and stay in there for 6 minutes, no more no less.
Actually, it´s 5:47. Otherwise parts closer to the wave emitting radiator get darker than the rest.
no you are rong.
gamma waves have less protons so it takes less time for them to heat the parts closer to the radiator.
That´s true, but after the winter solstace, the slightly elevated earth axis alters the nothern hemisphere magnetic field, changing gamma wave density to be tighter towards the radiator.

A similar thing happens to the common fruit fly´s excrements.

Last edited by Sisco (2010-10-28 05:55:13)

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Shocking
sorry you feel that way
+333|5332|...
wat

the sun is dangerous pat 10;50?

where do you live, the sahara?
inane little opines
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|5960|UK
Put UV paint on your skin, it will transform all the natural light into ultraviolet light and give you more tans.

/superior physics knowledge

11 Bravo
Banned
+965|4570|Cleveland, Ohio
go to the jersey shore
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,778|5439|eXtreme to the maX

liquidat0r wrote:

Put UV paint on your skin, it will transform all the natural light into ultraviolet light and give you more tans.

/superior physics knowledge

sumosalad is in Aus, home of the ozone hole.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
NooBesT
Pizzahitler
+873|5802

aerodynamic wrote:

Sisco wrote:

aerodynamic wrote:

get in your microwave, set it to 550, and stay in there for 6 minutes, no more no less.
Actually, it´s 5:47. Otherwise parts closer to the wave emitting radiator get darker than the rest.
no you are rong.
gamma waves have less protons so it takes less time for them to heat the parts closer to the radiator.
What the fuck do gamma waves have to do with microwave ovens?
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The A W S M F O X
I Won't Deny It
+172|5017|SQUID
If you want a tan you are instantly a faggot I'm afraid. Real men GET them from doing manly work like hunting Bison with a Deagle.
aerodynamic
FOCKING HELL
+241|5086|Roma

NooBesT wrote:

aerodynamic wrote:

Sisco wrote:


Actually, it´s 5:47. Otherwise parts closer to the wave emitting radiator get darker than the rest.
no you are rong.
gamma waves have less protons so it takes less time for them to heat the parts closer to the radiator.
What the fuck do gamma waves have to do with microwave ovens?
i don't know.
never paid that much attention in physics class.
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Jenspm
penis
+1,716|6065|St. Andrews / Oslo

microwave ovens have micro..waves..
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The A W S M F O X
I Won't Deny It
+172|5017|SQUID

Jenspm wrote:

microwave ovens have micro..waves..
Stimey
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+786|5453|Ontario | Canada
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loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|5911|Columbus, OH

aerodynamic wrote:

get in your microwave, set it to 550, and stay in there for 6 minutes, no more no less.
kick it old-school and jump in an oven ..





... set to broiler for 13 mins one side and 7 on the other side.
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6014|Disaster Free Zone

The A W S M F O X wrote:

If you want a tan you are instantly a faggot I'm afraid. Real men GET them from doing manly work like hunting Bison with a Deagle.
Does frolicking in the waves wearing budgey smugglers constitute manly?
JahManRed
wank
+646|5961|IRELAND

if not a woman....ban/
presidentsheep
Back to the Fuhrer
+208|5294|Places 'n such
Orange paint.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
Acerider
Stupid keyboard is stuck
+32|4343|Ontario, Canada

sumosalad wrote:

Hi all

I know its dangerous, but after some research and common sense (lol) I know that in the morning between 8-10am it is safe to be in the sun because its not so dangerous yet.

Questions.

1. Is it true I have to use water after tanning? or before?
2. How long do I have to be in the sun?


Hmmm is there anything that can speed up the process? Like eating something perhaps? (lol) or applying water before sun tanning?

Thanks!
Tan anytime of day you want. Just make sure to apply sunscreen, wait half an hour for it to set even if it says waterproof (because some aren't very waterproof and most need the lotion to set in the skin before they become waterproof), and then go outside. Unless you're not going swimming. Also do a lot of research on the sunscreen you use. Most say they block UV rays, but most only block the sunburn causing UVB ones and not a lot of the UVA rays that can cause skin cancer. Maybe I got which UV ray causes what backwards but to make a long story short buy a sunscreen that provides more than adequate protection against both rays. Also constantly reapply the sunscreen depending on it's potency. If it's 20 SPF it'll block sun that's hitting one spot on your body for twenty minutes, so constantly shift positions. If you have a higher SPF sunscreen you can change positions less. Try not to fall asleep because you'll lose track of time and the sun will roast you.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|5871|Long Island, New York
lmfao of course pace comes in with the wiki/google-supplied answer
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+787|6018|United States of America
The query is how to tan naturally and quickly. Tanning is a response of the skin producing more melanin to avoid damage from burning by the ultraviolet radiation. Thusly, any way that produces this effect is a natural way to tan (so bronzers and such are unnatural). To do so quickly, you want to take in as much UV radiation as possible. To do this, avoid using sunscreen or anything that will lessen the impact. If you can find anything that increases the susceptibility of your melanocytes to radiation, do use it.

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