go sit on a toilet you woman
Who fucking cares who sees your junk... unless you're ashamed of it
I wouldn't care who sees mine, I just don't want piss on myself.
I wouldn't care who sees mine, I just don't want piss on myself.
Scotland.UnkleRukus wrote:
The further away from a urinal you are the less splash back you get, but the greater chance at someone seeing your junk.
The closer you stand to the urinal the more splash back you get, but the less chance at someone seeing your junk. Whats the best place to stand then.
they don't have urinals in Scotland. they cut costs by having a man kneeling and you piss into his mouth.burnzz wrote:
Scotland.UnkleRukus wrote:
The further away from a urinal you are the less splash back you get, but the greater chance at someone seeing your junk.
The closer you stand to the urinal the more splash back you get, but the less chance at someone seeing your junk. Whats the best place to stand then.
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G'night BF2s <3
haha
thismtb0minime wrote:
Who fucking cares who sees your junk... unless you're ashamed of it
I wouldn't care who sees mine, I just don't want piss on myself.
stopped caring about people seeing my penis at age 13
high school athletics, woo woo
so you feel comfortable showing little kids your weewee?
Being nude with my friends in our nudist treehouse no girls allowed also helped
you're an idiotRTHKI wrote:
so you feel comfortable showing little kids your weewee?
damn, loving this
Splashback? What the fuck? Aim down, fool.UnkleRukus wrote:
The further away from a urinal you are the less splash back you get, but the greater chance at someone seeing your junk.
The closer you stand to the urinal the more splash back you get, but the less chance at someone seeing your junk. Whats the best place to stand then.
so mellow
For real. WTF are you doing?DesertFox- wrote:
Splashback? What the fuck? Aim down, fool.UnkleRukus wrote:
The further away from a urinal you are the less splash back you get, but the greater chance at someone seeing your junk.
The closer you stand to the urinal the more splash back you get, but the less chance at someone seeing your junk. Whats the best place to stand then.
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"
I'm quite a tall person so when I'm wearing shorts, i get some splash back, it's got a long way to fall so the extra energy forced either some of it to splash back or the water in the urinal to splash back. Urinal's aren't built for tall people.Blade4509 wrote:
For real. WTF are you doing?DesertFox- wrote:
Splashback? What the fuck? Aim down, fool.UnkleRukus wrote:
The further away from a urinal you are the less splash back you get, but the greater chance at someone seeing your junk.
The closer you stand to the urinal the more splash back you get, but the less chance at someone seeing your junk. Whats the best place to stand then.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
only one option then...
oh wait, you're the one (or one of the people) who hates tim and eric right? oops
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I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, NO CUNT IN THIS COUNTRY CAN DRIVE WORTH A DAMN. SWERVING SHIT EVERYWHERE, 3 PEOPLE CUTTING OTHERS OFF, SLOW CUNTS GOING ~30km/h UNDER THE FUCKING LIMIT, DRIVERS IGNORING BIKERS, TRUCKS, BUSSES, TRAFFIC LIGHTS, PEOPLE TURNING, MOTHERFUCK. I FUCKING HATE DRIVING THAT SHITBOX WITH ZERO HORSEPOWER. NEED A BIKE OR SOME ZIPPY SHIT TO ZIGZAG BETWEEN TRAFFIC WITH. FUCK YEAH, DO WANT A KAWASAKI NINJA 250R, I'D FUCKING GO STRAIGHT TO THE FRONT OF TRAFFIC LIGHTS AND SHIT ON WHOEVER WAS FUCKING WAITING IN THEIR SHITTY LITTLE CARS AND TELL THEM TO GO FUCK A GEARCHANGER THING. OR MAYBE A CAR WITH MORE THAN ZERO HORSEPOWER. WHENEVER THAT FUCKING SHITCUNT OF AN "ENGINE" WANTS TO MOVE ANYWHERE AT ANY RESPECTABLE PACE, IT FUCKING DOWNSHIFTS TWO GEARS AND HITS SIX THOUSAND RPM, MAX RPM. FUCKING AUTO ECONO SHITBOX FUCK.
and how was your day, bf2s?
*swerving shit. they were swerving.
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, NO CUNT IN THIS COUNTRY CAN DRIVE WORTH A DAMN. SWERVING SHIT EVERYWHERE, 3 PEOPLE CUTTING OTHERS OFF, SLOW CUNTS GOING ~30km/h UNDER THE FUCKING LIMIT, DRIVERS IGNORING BIKERS, TRUCKS, BUSSES, TRAFFIC LIGHTS, PEOPLE TURNING, MOTHERFUCK. I FUCKING HATE DRIVING THAT SHITBOX WITH ZERO HORSEPOWER. NEED A BIKE OR SOME ZIPPY SHIT TO ZIGZAG BETWEEN TRAFFIC WITH. FUCK YEAH, DO WANT A KAWASAKI NINJA 250R, I'D FUCKING GO STRAIGHT TO THE FRONT OF TRAFFIC LIGHTS AND SHIT ON WHOEVER WAS FUCKING WAITING IN THEIR SHITTY LITTLE CARS AND TELL THEM TO GO FUCK A GEARCHANGER THING. OR MAYBE A CAR WITH MORE THAN ZERO HORSEPOWER. WHENEVER THAT FUCKING SHITCUNT OF AN "ENGINE" WANTS TO MOVE ANYWHERE AT ANY RESPECTABLE PACE, IT FUCKING DOWNSHIFTS TWO GEARS AND HITS SIX THOUSAND RPM, MAX RPM. FUCKING AUTO ECONO SHITBOX FUCK.
and how was your day, bf2s?
*swerving shit. they were swerving.
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noice 
I'm just glad I don't carry a gun with me when driving. I'd be in jail by now.
I'd get locked up for life if I had some form of weapon in my car.
noice
You don't learn how to drive in prison so it's only natural.
Hey wow calm down zique. Going by the fashion trends presented by the stereotype I felt you could relate to it is all.Uzique wrote:
rofl rofl rofl
let me clear the record since i was out, having a life, when you felt the need to talk smack
i dress predominantly in one brand: the brand that i model for. it's a top-range fashion brand based in london. i don't care about fads. the brand i dress in now saves me so much money on discounts and freebies that it's almost not worth giving a shit about any other passing trend; my fashion only changes when their catalogue does (i.e. by the season).
also, i have my own tastes and interests in music, art, literature and life and have had the same interests since i was pretty much 14.
finally, you guys can chat all the shit you like... i have a way bigger circle of friends, an even bigger circle of respect, and get laid with girls on a pretty-much weekly basis that guys like you will spend forever stroking your peckers to on fucking pornotube. john galt you're a fat, hairy cunt from a peasant background that will forever intellectually make excuses for your insecurity. dayarath... wait, who? no pic, no care. i get laid more than you. i get hotter chicks than you. i enjoy life infinitely more than you.
love coming back after a fantastic night out to posts like that. literally make me feel so fucking good. ha ha ha.
I have a great life and love myself, but I don't think there's any need for me to defend that on an internet forum. If you're a happy man why would that be such a big deal anyway? Didn't particularily trash on your whole existence there.
inane little opines
Uzique wrote:
rofl rofl rofl
let me clear the record since i was out, having a life, when you felt the need to talk smack
i dress predominantly in one brand: the brand that i model for. it's a top-range fashion brand based in london. i don't care about fads. the brand i dress in now saves me so much money on discounts and freebies that it's almost not worth giving a shit about any other passing trend; my fashion only changes when their catalogue does (i.e. by the season).
also, i have my own tastes and interests in music, art, literature and life and have had the same interests since i was pretty much 14.
finally, you guys can chat all the shit you like... i have a way bigger circle of friends, an even bigger circle of respect, and get laid with girls on a pretty-much weekly basis that guys like you will spend forever stroking your peckers to on fucking pornotube. john galt you're a fat, hairy cunt from a peasant background that will forever intellectually make excuses for your insecurity. dayarath... wait, who? no pic, no care. i get laid more than you. i get hotter chicks than you. i enjoy life infinitely more than you.
love coming back after a fantastic night out to posts like that. literally make me feel so fucking good. ha ha ha.
Anyone here have any experience with CAD2009?
noice
Hey that £10 offer for a box of beer at Tesco is back
My forearms are absolutely dead having to carry that home
My forearms are absolutely dead having to carry that home
