-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5444|Ventura, California
Source - Fox News

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Fox News wrote:

Mind control by parasite sounds like the stuff of science fiction, but not only have scientists revealed that it is real across a range of animals -- including perhaps humans -- they now even have fossil evidence suggesting it has taken place for millions of years.

Fox News wrote:

An unnerving variety of parasites have evolved the ability to control the brains of victims to help the parasites spread. For instance, the protozoan known as Toxoplasma gondii makes rats love cat urine so that it can spread among its feline hosts -- and it may influence human culture as well, making people more prone to certain forms of neuroticism.

Another case of parasite mind control involves the fungus Ophiocordyceps unilateralis, which essentially turns ants into zombies. It maneuvers the insects into biting down on the major veins of the undersides of leaves just before they die -- the fungus then rapidly grows a stalk from their victims' heads, releasing spores to infect more ants.
Oh SHI-

That's interesting! So what do you guys think of this?
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6548|Columbus, OH
I think my mind-controlling parasite is telling me to drink some beer
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5328|London, England
I like lamp.
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13urnzz
Banned
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loubot wrote:

I think my mind-controlling parasite is telling me to drink some beer
what a coincidence!
ROGUEDD
BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.
+452|5359|Fuck this.
Weird, now if you'll excuse me, I need to go roll around in some cat urine.
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6294|Graz, Austria
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Ehhhhhhhhhh....
SenorToenails
Veritas et Scientia
+444|6100|North Tonawanda, NY

JohnG@lt wrote:

I like lamp.
Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|6512|Texas - Bigger than France
So hawt zombie sex soon, no?

saweet
Turquoise
O Canada
+1,596|6375|North Carolina
Oops...  I thought this thread was about politicians and clergy....  nevermind.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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Anyone play Ascendancy?

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rdx-fx
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+955|6562
Wouldn't even have to be a very complex parasite to work on humans.
Simple parasite in the blood stream that released endorphins whenever a certain chemical hit a receptor.

Example theoretical parasite:
A sexually transmitted virus that released extra endorphins into the blood stream whenever it detected a certain level of endorphins.
In other words, it'd act as an endorphin multiplier.  Make sex 10x as pleasurable with 10x the endorphins released, and you're going to have a horde of sex addicts spreading the sex-addict STD virus around like mad little bunnies.

Endorphin release is the root of many very addictive substances addictive properties.  Cocaine, crack, etc.

Last edited by rdx-fx (2010-08-18 14:48:32)

.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6424|The Twilight Zone
well that's mind-boggling
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mtb0minime
minimember
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I thought most kids (especially boys) were injected with sex-addict parasites around the age of 13?
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5556

I'm not surprised Fox didn't point out the biggest mind controlling parasite of them all, CHRISTIANITY. /troll post
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6441

rdx-fx wrote:

Wouldn't even have to be a very complex parasite to work on humans.
Simple parasite in the blood stream that released endorphins whenever a certain chemical hit a receptor.

Example theoretical parasite:
A sexually transmitted virus that released extra endorphins into the blood stream whenever it detected a certain level of endorphins.
In other words, it'd act as an endorphin multiplier.  Make sex 10x as pleasurable with 10x the endorphins released, and you're going to have a horde of sex addicts spreading the sex-addict STD virus around like mad little bunnies.

Endorphin release is the root of many very addictive substances addictive properties.  Cocaine, crack, etc.
actually no, cocaine releases dopamine and seratonin-- not endorphin. most 'party' drugs release seratonin, hence 'seratonin syndrome'.
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rdx-fx
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+955|6562

rdx-fx wrote:

Endorphin release is the root of many very addictive substances addictive properties.  Cocaine, crack, etc.

Uzique wrote:

actually no, cocaine releases dopamine and seratonin-- not endorphin. most 'party' drugs release seratonin, hence 'seratonin syndrome'.
Uzique is more technically accurate.

Endorphins screw with the receptor pathways, enabling seratonin and dopamine to work more efficiently.
Graphic-J
The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J
+196|6096|So Cal
I for one welcome our new Mind-Controlling, parasite Underlords.

Last edited by Graphic-J (2010-08-18 15:46:35)

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Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|6637

mtb0minime wrote:

I thought most kids (especially boys) were injected with sex-addict parasites around the age of 13?
Nah, pre-birth.  They just stay dormant until the host turns 13.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6441

rdx-fx wrote:

rdx-fx wrote:

Endorphin release is the root of many very addictive substances addictive properties.  Cocaine, crack, etc.

Uzique wrote:

actually no, cocaine releases dopamine and seratonin-- not endorphin. most 'party' drugs release seratonin, hence 'seratonin syndrome'.
Uzique is more technically accurate.

Endorphins screw with the receptor pathways, enabling seratonin and dopamine to work more efficiently.
i've found from my own personal experiences that the latent levels of all of these brain chemicals affect your every-day mood, actions, decisions and perception. parasites are an 'extreme' form of chemical-hijacking, but in general i think people do not realize just how consequential their chemical-intake, diet and lifestyle are in determining their behaviour and thought-patterns. even 'innocuous' intakes such as caffeine, sugar, chocolate etc. drastically affect how you behave. lacking seratonin after heavy cocaine use, life seemed drab and monotonous. it's not hard to extend that direct relation between brain-chemistry and 'perception' / 'emotions' and then see how 'parasitic' life-forms pharmacologically and neurologically hijack an organism.
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globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6294|Graz, Austria

rdx-fx wrote:

virus that released extra endorphins
A virus releases nothing, except his own RNA/DNA.
Heck, they don't even have the tools to replicate themselves in their small package, so, producing such large molecules doesn't really work.
If anything, they'd need to manipulate the DNA of the cells in the respective glands to make that happen.

Anyway, something like that would be a good treatment for depressive conditions in place of the current drugs and their side effects.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6444|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Ok, so who wants to be the test pilot for these thingies?
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6076|eXtreme to the maX

-Sh1fty- wrote:

That's interesting! So what do you guys think of this?
I think you'll learn more when you find a girlfriend.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2010-08-19 00:25:44)

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oChaos.Haze
Member
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rdx-fx wrote:

Endorphin release is the root of many very addictive substances addictive properties.  Cocaine, crack, etc.
Don't know about you, but I've never seen a homeless person on the street begging for money to go exercise or head to a comedy club...
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6076|eXtreme to the maX

oChaos.Haze wrote:

rdx-fx wrote:

Endorphin release is the root of many very addictive substances addictive properties.  Cocaine, crack, etc.
Don't know about you, but I've never seen a homeless person on the street begging for money to go exercise or head to a comedy club...
Because they're stupid and lazy.
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Zukabazuka
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scPOQC_Lpgo
Starts around 4:00
When David Attenborough have already done a video about it you know you are late with the news. This one was done in 2006 so yeah.

Last edited by Zukabazuka (2010-08-19 03:28:39)

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