We've come to rape your women and bomb your churches.
So I got on the train at Lancaster (Glasgow -> London) and sat on one of the table seats next to the window, then these two other guys in suits came and sat on the same table one by me, one opposite in the aisle seat.
I had a big gym bag and my backpack so put the big bag between my legs on the floor and the backpack on the table. Next stop is Preston and this guy (I'll call him "Wanker") in his fifties comes over and says "You're in my seat" no excuse me or anything. I said sorry then asked the guy opposite if he could sit in the empty seat. The wanker goes no We're going THAT way I want to sit THERE. At this point I'm thinking wtf calm down you cunt. So he makes the guy next to me stand up to let me out move my things to the other seat, disrupting all 3 of us. Next we all sit down while Wanker puts his bags in the ceiling storage shelves, then he goes "Is that your rucksack on the floor" (the one between my legs) I said yeah and he starts ranting at me to move it so he can put his feet down. I point out to him that it's on my side of the table and theres enough room for his feet, so he sits down and breathes out pretentiously like a prick. Cue 2 minutes later he says to the guy sitting next to him "Can you let me out now" so what does he do he goes and fucking moves seats because he's obviously not satisfied with his seat that he was so insistent on having. When he gets up he says well I hope you have a good journey sarcasticly.
Guess where he moves to? Another table but he's facing backwards to the direction we're going (the way he would've been sitting if he'd just sat in the empty seat), so the old guy who was sitting next to me and then him when he made me move pretty much shouts in his direction "I guess sitting that way wasn't important anyway"
This is the same guy who said to me (loud enough for Wanker to hear again) "Don't worry mate I'm glad he's moved he looked like a twat too"
tl;dr A cool story for you guys.
Fuck off I was typing it
I had a big gym bag and my backpack so put the big bag between my legs on the floor and the backpack on the table. Next stop is Preston and this guy (I'll call him "Wanker") in his fifties comes over and says "You're in my seat" no excuse me or anything. I said sorry then asked the guy opposite if he could sit in the empty seat. The wanker goes no We're going THAT way I want to sit THERE. At this point I'm thinking wtf calm down you cunt. So he makes the guy next to me stand up to let me out move my things to the other seat, disrupting all 3 of us. Next we all sit down while Wanker puts his bags in the ceiling storage shelves, then he goes "Is that your rucksack on the floor" (the one between my legs) I said yeah and he starts ranting at me to move it so he can put his feet down. I point out to him that it's on my side of the table and theres enough room for his feet, so he sits down and breathes out pretentiously like a prick. Cue 2 minutes later he says to the guy sitting next to him "Can you let me out now" so what does he do he goes and fucking moves seats because he's obviously not satisfied with his seat that he was so insistent on having. When he gets up he says well I hope you have a good journey sarcasticly.
Guess where he moves to? Another table but he's facing backwards to the direction we're going (the way he would've been sitting if he'd just sat in the empty seat), so the old guy who was sitting next to me and then him when he made me move pretty much shouts in his direction "I guess sitting that way wasn't important anyway"
This is the same guy who said to me (loud enough for Wanker to hear again) "Don't worry mate I'm glad he's moved he looked like a twat too"
tl;dr A cool story for you guys.
Fuck off I was typing it
i liked it
Now that I've typed it out it isn't a cool story but just looks lame.
It was funny at the time, other people were staring at the commotion he was making too.
Here's a pre-emptive fu guys (except burns) for your "Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me"'s and your "tl;dr"'s
It was funny at the time, other people were staring at the commotion he was making too.
Here's a pre-emptive fu guys (except burns) for your "Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me"'s and your "tl;dr"'s
Last edited by Surgeons (2010-08-26 13:05:30)
Yeah, that's not bad. I'd give it a 6/10.

Me too.burnzz wrote:
i liked it
Fucking love when that kind of shit happens. Karma's a bitch, ye pricks.
It seems I had misconceptions about you berks
Pretty cool story, actually
Spoiler (highlight to read):
bro
goddamn live.php ruining my spoiler
Spoiler (highlight to read):
bro
goddamn live.php ruining my spoiler
lick, that was a failed attempt at trolling on fb I feel silly now
Haha, sorry. I thought you were being sarcastic when you said "is that real?"
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry about saying sorry twice in that post
Learn to use the brackets. []
Last edited by TravisC555 (2010-08-26 13:15:34)
You did it again you fucking fiend.
@Travis I use brackets often when mounting cabinets, dont try and tell me how to use brackets
@Travis I use brackets often when mounting cabinets, dont try and tell me how to use brackets
Last edited by Surgeons (2010-08-26 13:14:46)
You are correct burns
I wanted to re-enact "The Peckham Terminator" but actually do something and not kick a bus door through.
I wanted to re-enact "The Peckham Terminator" but actually do something and not kick a bus door through.
See my edit silly.
Does anyone else's scalp sweat a little when you eat spicy food or pizza? I hate it.
Does anyone else's scalp sweat a little when you eat spicy food or pizza? I hate it.
Last edited by TravisC555 (2010-08-26 13:17:44)
Silly liq, [ ]
Should be in the Tate Modern:

TravisC555 wrote:
Silly liq, [ ]
Don't fucking swear at us you prickSurgeons wrote:
So I got on the train at Lancaster (Glasgow -> London) and sat on one of the table seats next to the window, then these two other guys in suits came and sat on the same table one by me, one opposite in the aisle seat.
I had a big gym bag and my backpack so put the big bag between my legs on the floor and the backpack on the table. Next stop is Preston and this guy (I'll call him "Wanker") in his fifties comes over and says "You're in my seat" no excuse me or anything. I said sorry then asked the guy opposite if he could sit in the empty seat. The wanker goes no We're going THAT way I want to sit THERE. At this point I'm thinking wtf calm down you cunt. So he makes the guy next to me stand up to let me out move my things to the other seat, disrupting all 3 of us. Next we all sit down while Wanker puts his bags in the ceiling storage shelves, then he goes "Is that your rucksack on the floor" (the one between my legs) I said yeah and he starts ranting at me to move it so he can put his feet down. I point out to him that it's on my side of the table and theres enough room for his feet, so he sits down and breathes out pretentiously like a prick. Cue 2 minutes later he says to the guy sitting next to him "Can you let me out now" so what does he do he goes and fucking moves seats because he's obviously not satisfied with his seat that he was so insistent on having. When he gets up he says well I hope you have a good journey sarcasticly.
Guess where he moves to? Another table but he's facing backwards to the direction we're going (the way he would've been sitting if he'd just sat in the empty seat), so the old guy who was sitting next to me and then him when he made me move pretty much shouts in his direction "I guess sitting that way wasn't important anyway"
This is the same guy who said to me (loud enough for Wanker to hear again) "Don't worry mate I'm glad he's moved he looked like a twat too"
tl;dr A cool story for you guys.
Fuck off I was typing it
A nice story nonetheless.
Anyone knows of a realistic FPS that is not OFP/ ARMA and that has good graphics and that isn't shit?
it took you this long to read it?
Surgeons, do you still have that shiv?
Surgeons, do you still have that shiv?
join the armyIoan92 wrote:
Anyone knows of a realistic FPS that is not OFP/ ARMA and that has good graphics and that isn't shit?
Wow not one bad word said about my (cool) story (bro)
To anyone thinking about dissing it, dwykiast
E:brb counter strike
To anyone thinking about dissing it, dwykiast
E:brb counter strike
Last edited by Surgeons (2010-08-26 13:40:56)
Surgeons wrote:
dwykiast