no lack of sex is okUltrafunkula wrote:
Sex is only ok at the age of 16 if you're a catholic? Wat?
Now that does compute a wee better than the last one But yeah, at that age it's acceptable.
even mods need some help sometimesUltrafunkula wrote:
Now that does compute a wee better than the last one But yeah, at that age it's acceptable.
I agree with Camm. Bringing in new stuff = spices things up = fun times. If one is already doing a good job in the sack with the missus, a toy still gives that extra something into bed. For both parties.CammRobb wrote:
This is such a misconception. Honestly, it's not that.JahManRed wrote:
You must be doing a decent job in the sack or she would already have one. Her friends either don't have men or their men aren't performing.
I need around tree fiddy.
Amen.DonFck wrote:
I agree with Camm. Bringing in new stuff = spices things up = fun times. If one is already doing a good job in the sack with the missus, a toy still gives that extra something into bed. For both parties.CammRobb wrote:
This is such a misconception. Honestly, it's not that.JahManRed wrote:
You must be doing a decent job in the sack or she would already have one. Her friends either don't have men or their men aren't performing.
And to all you guys out there that have regular sex with your woman (or man, I dunno), if she wants a vibrator, it's not you. Trust me.
I agree but still, I don't like the vibrating stuffDonFck wrote:
I agree with Camm. Bringing in new stuff = spices things up = fun times. If one is already doing a good job in the sack with the missus, a toy still gives that extra something into bed. For both parties.CammRobb wrote:
This is such a misconception. Honestly, it's not that.JahManRed wrote:
You must be doing a decent job in the sack or she would already have one. Her friends either don't have men or their men aren't performing.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Update: I asked her about our conversation from the girls night out. She claimed she was really drunk when she got home (which she was).
Disappointing...I thought this was going to be much more amusing.
So it looks like I'm going to have to get her drunk to get her to talk about it.
Disappointing...I thought this was going to be much more amusing.
So it looks like I'm going to have to get her drunk to get her to talk about it.
This. alternatively buy one and only use it on yourself in front of herFinray wrote:
Get her one and only use it on her, never give it to her to use herself.
Just buy one for her already.Pug wrote:
Update: I asked her about our conversation from the girls night out. She claimed she was really drunk when she got home (which she was).
Disappointing...I thought this was going to be much more amusing.
So it looks like I'm going to have to get her drunk to get her to talk about it.
That'll get the conversation going.
Buy the Black Mamba Strapon!
when people are drunk they often say what they really meanDrunkFace wrote:
Just buy one for her already.Pug wrote:
Update: I asked her about our conversation from the girls night out. She claimed she was really drunk when she got home (which she was).
Disappointing...I thought this was going to be much more amusing.
So it looks like I'm going to have to get her drunk to get her to talk about it.
That'll get the conversation going.
"Ladies night out" is dangerous for the married man. The single women my Wife knows are constantly trying to get her to come out with them. I told her to go and have fun. She declined saying that 'ladies night out' to her coworkettes is to get drunk and basically flirt/look for guys to screw.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
If the chick is gonna cheat, she doesn't need girl's night out to do so.DBBrinson1 wrote:
"Ladies night out" is dangerous for the married man. The single women my Wife knows are constantly trying to get her to come out with them. I told her to go and have fun. She declined saying that 'ladies night out' to her coworkettes is to get drunk and basically flirt/look for guys to screw.
Besides, she comes home liquored up =
/end threadDonFck wrote:
1. Go and shop for a dildo together / order online.
2. Get the pink dolphin-shaped one with pulsating vibra-function.
3. Buy loads of batteries and lubrication.
4. Have epic fun with wife in bed.
Trust me on this one.
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More like when you discover the foreign substance leaking from her bowels.Pug wrote:
If the chick is gonna cheat, she doesn't need girl's night out to do so.DBBrinson1 wrote:
"Ladies night out" is dangerous for the married man. The single women my Wife knows are constantly trying to get her to come out with them. I told her to go and have fun. She declined saying that 'ladies night out' to her coworkettes is to get drunk and basically flirt/look for guys to screw.
Besides, she comes home liquored up =
Or the krusty spunk around her mouth!mikkel wrote:
More like when you discover the foreign substance leaking from her bowels.Pug wrote:
If the chick is gonna cheat, she doesn't need girl's night out to do so.DBBrinson1 wrote:
"Ladies night out" is dangerous for the married man. The single women my Wife knows are constantly trying to get her to come out with them. I told her to go and have fun. She declined saying that 'ladies night out' to her coworkettes is to get drunk and basically flirt/look for guys to screw.
Besides, she comes home liquored up =
the fuck do you know? lolCammRobb wrote:
Amen.DonFck wrote:
I agree with Camm. Bringing in new stuff = spices things up = fun times. If one is already doing a good job in the sack with the missus, a toy still gives that extra something into bed. For both parties.CammRobb wrote:
This is such a misconception. Honestly, it's not that.
And to all you guys out there that have regular sex with your woman (or man, I dunno), if she wants a vibrator, it's not you. Trust me.
My ex and her married girlfriends went on a weekend vacation away from the hubbys. she told me a couple of them, not sure who, shagged some dudes at the bar or at the beach. She did not want to go into detail but it is not as innocent as it may seem. i randomly checked my GF's email and text afterwards just to make sure she didnt start a fling.....things were legit with her.DBBrinson1 wrote:
"Ladies night out" is dangerous for the married man. The single women my Wife knows are constantly trying to get her to come out with them. I told her to go and have fun. She declined saying that 'ladies night out' to her coworkettes is to get drunk and basically flirt/look for guys to screw.
Are you guys trying to talk me into a chastity belt too?
No, I'm not trying for the chastity belt angle. I'm just letting you know about 'ladies night out'... Dude think about it -she came home drunk talking about a vibrator.... I know you trust your wife, but do you trust the other drunk bitches around her not to mention the dudes at the bar?
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
nah, just saying
Great way to double input ur wife without gaying up with a second dude
This might help: girls night usually ends by eleven pm. Yeah...we're that fucking old.
My wife's attractive - she looks like Cheryl Crow with bigger boobs - but if I worried about what she was doing all the time...we wouldn't have lasted this long. Once you get to a certain age, you don't hope for a pact between four or five married women will hold up...you just call the dude, go over to his joint, and make doughnuts. It's not really hard to get laid if that's your plan.
So hopefully you understand why this whole thing is so amusing. My "quit staring at my tits" and "do you think the kids heard me" wife is now focused on something new.
It certainly isn't the first time she's come home from cocktails spewing something the ladies taught her.
My wife's attractive - she looks like Cheryl Crow with bigger boobs - but if I worried about what she was doing all the time...we wouldn't have lasted this long. Once you get to a certain age, you don't hope for a pact between four or five married women will hold up...you just call the dude, go over to his joint, and make doughnuts. It's not really hard to get laid if that's your plan.
So hopefully you understand why this whole thing is so amusing. My "quit staring at my tits" and "do you think the kids heard me" wife is now focused on something new.
It certainly isn't the first time she's come home from cocktails spewing something the ladies taught her.
Oh, and we're having dinner out tonight...
...I'm going to feed her some drinks and bring this back up. Should be amusing
...I'm going to feed her some drinks and bring this back up. Should be amusing
Interesting choice of words.Pug wrote:
It certainly isn't the first time she's come home from cocktails spewing something the ladies taught her.
