Wife wants something

2010-07-26 12:51:53

#51

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5242|Cleveland, Ohio

SonderKommando wrote:
Pug wrote:
Looks like we are going to get a babysitter wednesday, so we can go to dinner.

So need some input:

1) Choice of restaurant to have a vibrator or not conversation? SHould I throw in a movie? Which one?
2) Should I push for/against?
3) Should I let her drive the boat in the conversation? Or should I do the talking so I have make it really uncomfortable?
4) Should I negotiate a cherry into the deal? Like what?
5) How much input should I have on vibrator choice? Number/type, etc?

(Also, I'm going to tell her I want a have a "green" vibrator. When she says "why green? why not black/flesh/pink" or "wtf"? I'm going to say I think they make solar powered ones.)

Just a few thoughts. I'm totally looking forward to how akward this is going to be for her. lol
If this is such an issue you shouldnt even be married FFS.

thats what i thought also.

drop the zero and get with the hero, baby

2010-07-26 12:52:39

#52

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|5918|...

11 Bravo wrote:
Pug wrote:
Looks like we are going to get a babysitter wednesday, so we can go to dinner.

So need some input:

1) Choice of restaurant to have a vibrator or not conversation? SHould I throw in a movie? Which one?
2) Should I push for/against?
3) Should I let her drive the boat in the conversation? Or should I do the talking so I have make it really uncomfortable?
4) Should I negotiate a cherry into the deal? Like what?
5) How much input should I have on vibrator choice? Number/type, etc?

(Also, I'm going to tell her I want a have a "green" vibrator. When she says "why green? why not black/flesh/pink" or "wtf"? I'm going to say I think they make solar powered ones.)

Just a few thoughts. I'm totally looking forward to how akward this is going to be for her. lol
well tell her you need help to get off......like an asian hooker. its your penis right...you can do what you want with it

I see what you did there...
I said SHE can do anything SHE wants with it...not, she can let anybody she wants to do something to it.

...

2010-07-26 12:53:45

#53

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6547|Texas - Bigger than France

Hey Fellas:
To be clear.

I don't care what the result is.

This whole thing is funny.

2010-07-26 12:59:31

#54

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6583|Columbus, OH

yah i will laugh when you sign for the "BLACK MAMBA" delivery package.

2010-07-26 13:03:36

#55

SonderKommando: Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....; +564|6664|The darkside of Denver

Pug wrote:
Hey Fellas:
To be clear.

I don't care what the result is.

This whole thing is funny.

I guess its cool she is approaching you asking your opinion. Just tell her what you really thing, and when you discuss it ask her to show you what she likes to do with it.

2010-07-26 13:09:52

#56

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6547|Texas - Bigger than France

SonderKommando wrote:
Pug wrote:
Hey Fellas:
To be clear.

I don't care what the result is.

This whole thing is funny.
I guess its cool she is approaching you asking your opinion. Just tell her what you really thing, and when you discuss it ask her to show you what she likes to do with it.

ok ok ok

Let me settle something...

I'm not a dick. I'm gonna slip in a joke or two, but I'm not planning on torturing her. It'll be a civil conversation and whatever happens happens.

BUT I think this going to be funny as hell. I'm going to have a poker face the whole time. Its gonna be awesome.

Can I at least enjoy the build up a bit before I drop back into character?

2010-07-26 13:10:30

#57

cdailey2142: Flesh Peddler; +14|5068

In answer to your questions:

1) Choice of restaurant to have a vibrator or not conversation? SHould I throw in a movie? Which one?
Take her to a restaurant she likes and bring the conversation up over drinks. Be light-hearted about it. Don't make it a huge deal.

2) Should I push for/against?
You should already know that she is going to do it so to score points act like you are FOR it.

3) Should I let her drive the boat in the conversation? Or should I do the talking so I have make it really uncomfortable?
Let her tell you why she wants one and see if it's just for her to use on herself or if she wants you to use it on her sometimes to, Maybe you can drill her in the pink and put the dildo in her stink. Don't let a good thing pass you by!

4) Should I negotiate a cherry into the deal? Like what?
Of course you should negotiate something in it for you! Tell her you want to help her pick on out and while at the sex shop suggest she get something you want. Like a dirty little outfit to wear for you, a hot porn to watch together or go crazy and pick out a ball-gag and whip to use on her!

5) How much input should I have on vibrator choice? Number/type, etc?
Get her something nice but not something that is going to stretch out her pussy to the point where you are going to no longer do it any justice!

2010-07-26 13:12:59

#58

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5242|Cleveland, Ohio

pic of wife pls

2010-07-26 13:14:19

#59

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6583|Columbus, OH

cdailey2142 wrote:
In answer to your questions:

5) How much input should I have on vibrator choice? Number/type, etc?
Get her something nice but not something that is going to stretch out her pussy to the point where you are going to no longer do it any justice!

Too late, the black mamba is on it's way.

2010-07-26 13:15:03

#60

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6654

11B, change your member title to expert wife banger

2010-07-26 13:15:43

#61

cdailey2142: Flesh Peddler; +14|5068

Agreed! Pic of wife pls!

2010-07-26 13:17:51

#62

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6547|Texas - Bigger than France

11 Bravo wrote:
pic of wife pls

how about phone number instead

2010-07-26 13:18:49

#63

cdailey2142: Flesh Peddler; +14|5068

I would avoid getting her that Black Mamba. The next thing you know you are going to come home to 3 black guys filling all your wife's tight little holes and turning her out! It's a slippery slope my friend. Be careful of the Blaack Mamba!!!!!!

2010-07-26 13:18:51

#64

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6547|Texas - Bigger than France

Wow, you folks are taking this a lot more seriously than I am.

2010-07-26 13:19:05

#65

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5242|Cleveland, Ohio

Pug wrote:
11 Bravo wrote:
pic of wife pls
how about phone number instead

pic would be easier...daytime minutes

2010-07-26 13:25:40

#66

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6547|Texas - Bigger than France

Please refrain from talking about banging the wife...

I prefer a moderate level of dignity within the discussion. Please use the high standards usually in effect when answering a simpleton's honest questions posted on the internet.

Last edited by Pug (2010-07-26 13:26:00)

2010-07-26 13:28:02

#67

mikkel: Member; +383|6606

Surgeons wrote:
Get her one, so then you can use it yourself to experiment when she's away on business trips.

Guys, don't overlook this stellar suggestion.

2010-07-26 13:33:08

#68

cdailey2142: Flesh Peddler; +14|5068

mikkel wrote:
Surgeons wrote:
Get her one, so then you can use it yourself to experiment when she's away on business trips.
Guys, don't overlook this stellar suggestion.

if you actually do this please do not share the experience with us!

2010-07-26 13:37:30

#69

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6547|Texas - Bigger than France

Dailey, I'm a chick

2010-07-26 13:38:13

#70

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5242|Cleveland, Ohio

Pug wrote:
Dailey, I'm a chick

aint that the truth

2010-07-26 13:42:42

#71

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6547|Texas - Bigger than France

good one chief

2010-07-26 13:43:30

#72

pace51: Boom?; +194|5178|Markham, Ontario

Pug wrote:
Wow, you folks are taking this a lot more seriously than I am.

Actually, they're using your own medicine against you and handling this debate with poker faces... that's why this is freaking hilarious (Because they're pretending to be serious)

Pug, please update us with the outcome of this all.

Last edited by pace51 (2010-07-26 13:44:00)

2010-07-26 13:44:36

#73

cdailey2142: Flesh Peddler; +14|5068

Are you a hot chick with a hot wife?

2010-07-26 13:44:38

#74

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5242|Cleveland, Ohio

pace51 wrote:
Pug wrote:
Wow, you folks are taking this a lot more seriously than I am.
Actually, they're using your own medicine against you and handling this debate with poker faces... that's why this is freaking hilarious (Because they're pretending to be serious)

Pug, please update us with the outcome of this all.

i am dead serious

2010-07-26 14:16:27

#75

rdx-fx: ...; +955|6596

11 Bravo wrote:
pic of wife pls

Not asking for the pic and the phone number of his wife at the same time..

Classy

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