Wow, some jealous fucks in here. News flash- woman masturbate too! Getting your wife a vibrator is no big deal, in fact it should benefit your sex life in many ways.
Compromise: She gets the vibrator and you get carte blanche for going to the strip clubs when ever \ where ever.
My ex got one as a present from a mutual friend of ours who would talk about hers sometimes.
Trust me, it's not a bad thing. My ex would start using it and then want me to get her "over the line" and would be still quite horny afterwards. Or she would want me to use it on her whilst she was busy with something else
Trust me, it's not a bad thing. My ex would start using it and then want me to get her "over the line" and would be still quite horny afterwards. Or she would want me to use it on her whilst she was busy with something else
11 Bravo wrote:
dont do it. all the wives i have banged had dildos. it just makes them want it more.
It never occurred to you that the wives you banged were simply sluts?11 Bravo wrote:
11 Bravo wrote:
dont do it. all the wives i have banged had dildos. it just makes them want it more.
this tbh, except change "wives" to "women".11 Bravo wrote:
11 Bravo wrote:
dont do it. all the wives i have banged had dildos. it just makes them want it more.
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most women are sluts. if they are on the edge, a dildo may kick that gear into overdrive.SonderKommando wrote:
It never occurred to you that the wives you banged were simply sluts?11 Bravo wrote:
11 Bravo wrote:
dont do it. all the wives i have banged had dildos. it just makes them want it more.
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She wants to try it, but she's gauging whether or not it's going to cause a fight with you.Pug wrote:
Wife comes home tells me her friends use vibrators. And is wondering whether she should get one.
I don't really care what happens, so this will be my amusement for the short term - counselling the wife, who's struggling with the idea of buying a vibrator.
My two cents: Give her your blessing.
A vibrator isn't a substitute for a proper screw, it's more like 'mechanically assisted masturbation'
Sometimes they just want to get off, and sometimes they want a Man.
Hitachi 'Magic Wand' is supposedly highly regarded
Get a double ended dildo instead then you both wont miss out.
word to the wise: she already decided or her friends decided it for her, this is her way of letting you know, so I wouldn't waste any more time rationalizing any good reason one way or another. GL
Her friends > you
Her friends > you
Get her a Sybian but you control vibration and rotation. Get a tech buddy to install a key switch and wear the key around your neck/dick.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sybian
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sybian
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
Easily the best answer thus far.paranoid101 wrote:
Get a double ended dildo instead then you both wont miss out.
Ask ATG, his wife had some alien dildo.
Get a good showever head.
Go with her and pick one out for her. I would say use it on her and let her experiment. She'll feel a lot closer to you and will probably get more freaky than you have ever seen her. Hell, invite her friends over for a nice dildo party and film the whole thing!
Can't believe nobody has asked for pics.
Show us what your wife looks like and we'll suggest a dildo for her!
I reccomend the PIATcdailey2142 wrote:
Show us what your wife looks like and we'll suggest a dildo for her!
Looks like we are going to get a babysitter wednesday, so we can go to dinner.
So need some input:
1) Choice of restaurant to have a vibrator or not conversation? SHould I throw in a movie? Which one?
2) Should I push for/against?
3) Should I let her drive the boat in the conversation? Or should I do the talking so I have make it really uncomfortable?
4) Should I negotiate a cherry into the deal? Like what?
5) How much input should I have on vibrator choice? Number/type, etc?
(Also, I'm going to tell her I want a have a "green" vibrator. When she says "why green? why not black/flesh/pink" or "wtf"? I'm going to say I think they make solar powered ones.)
Just a few thoughts. I'm totally looking forward to how akward this is going to be for her. lol
So need some input:
1) Choice of restaurant to have a vibrator or not conversation? SHould I throw in a movie? Which one?
2) Should I push for/against?
3) Should I let her drive the boat in the conversation? Or should I do the talking so I have make it really uncomfortable?
4) Should I negotiate a cherry into the deal? Like what?
5) How much input should I have on vibrator choice? Number/type, etc?
(Also, I'm going to tell her I want a have a "green" vibrator. When she says "why green? why not black/flesh/pink" or "wtf"? I'm going to say I think they make solar powered ones.)
Just a few thoughts. I'm totally looking forward to how akward this is going to be for her. lol
Last edited by Pug (2010-07-26 12:41:04)
ok...I have been refraining from posting here...cuz well...anyways...
why the hell are you making such a big deal out of it? It's her vagina...she can do what she wants with it...
Loubot is right...if she is bringing it up to you then she has made her decision.
okay...tha'ts all i have to say about this.
why the hell are you making such a big deal out of it? It's her vagina...she can do what she wants with it...
Loubot is right...if she is bringing it up to you then she has made her decision.
okay...tha'ts all i have to say about this.
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Just bind her and pee in her butt, problem solved.
well tell her you need help to get off......like an asian hooker. its your penis right...you can do what you want with itPug wrote:
Looks like we are going to get a babysitter wednesday, so we can go to dinner.
So need some input:
1) Choice of restaurant to have a vibrator or not conversation? SHould I throw in a movie? Which one?
2) Should I push for/against?
3) Should I let her drive the boat in the conversation? Or should I do the talking so I have make it really uncomfortable?
4) Should I negotiate a cherry into the deal? Like what?
5) How much input should I have on vibrator choice? Number/type, etc?
(Also, I'm going to tell her I want a have a "green" vibrator. When she says "why green? why not black/flesh/pink" or "wtf"? I'm going to say I think they make solar powered ones.)
Just a few thoughts. I'm totally looking forward to how akward this is going to be for her. lol
If this is such an issue you shouldnt even be married FFS.Pug wrote:
Looks like we are going to get a babysitter wednesday, so we can go to dinner.
So need some input:
1) Choice of restaurant to have a vibrator or not conversation? SHould I throw in a movie? Which one?
2) Should I push for/against?
3) Should I let her drive the boat in the conversation? Or should I do the talking so I have make it really uncomfortable?
4) Should I negotiate a cherry into the deal? Like what?
5) How much input should I have on vibrator choice? Number/type, etc?
(Also, I'm going to tell her I want a have a "green" vibrator. When she says "why green? why not black/flesh/pink" or "wtf"? I'm going to say I think they make solar powered ones.)
Just a few thoughts. I'm totally looking forward to how akward this is going to be for her. lol
that's what i thought, is this really a big deal?SonderKommando wrote:
If this is such an issue you shouldnt even be married FFS.Pug wrote:
Looks like we are going to get a babysitter wednesday, so we can go to dinner.
So need some input:
1) Choice of restaurant to have a vibrator or not conversation? SHould I throw in a movie? Which one?
2) Should I push for/against?
3) Should I let her drive the boat in the conversation? Or should I do the talking so I have make it really uncomfortable?
4) Should I negotiate a cherry into the deal? Like what?
5) How much input should I have on vibrator choice? Number/type, etc?
(Also, I'm going to tell her I want a have a "green" vibrator. When she says "why green? why not black/flesh/pink" or "wtf"? I'm going to say I think they make solar powered ones.)
Just a few thoughts. I'm totally looking forward to how akward this is going to be for her. lol
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thats how you get girls pregnant.Nordemus wrote:
Just bind her and pee in her butt, problem solved.
