Wife wants something

2010-07-26 08:57:51

#1

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6533|Texas - Bigger than France

Wife goes to dinner with friends. Makes joke about vibrator. Tells story about a friend of hers that bought a vibrator.

Turns out the three other ladies have vibrators. They have some discussion about vibrators (which I'm going to hear at some point).

Wife comes home tells me her friends use vibrators. And is wondering whether she should get one.

And I'm supposed to give her advice.

I've deflected/delayed a while, but it's going to come up again. So I need to be prepared.

This is serious btw. I thought it would be funny to share/ask what you think.

I don't really care what happens, so this will be my amusement for the short term - counselling the wife, who's struggling with the idea of buying a vibrator.

2010-07-26 08:58:44

#2

pace51: Boom?; +194|5164|Markham, Ontario

Pug wrote:
Wife goes to dinner with friends. Makes joke about vibrator. Tells story about a friend of hers that bought a vibrator.

Turns out the three other ladies have vibrators. They have some discussion about vibrators (which I'm going to hear at some point).

Wife comes home tells me her friends use vibrators. And is wondering whether she should get one.

And I'm supposed to give her advice.

I've deflected/delayed a while, but it's going to come up again. So I need to be prepared.

This is serious btw. I thought it would be funny to share/ask what you think.

I don't really care what happens, so this will be my amusement for the short term - counselling the wife, who's struggling with the idea of buying a vibrator.

Tell her that it's you or the vibrator, she can't have both.

2010-07-26 08:59:09

#3

Eifa: Never regret anything that ever made you smile.; +923|5862|00770

wtf

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.

2010-07-26 08:59:59

#4

ig: This topic seems to have no actual posts; +1,199|6513

uhhh, get her a vibrator, siihb, vibe the clit, profit

2010-07-26 09:05:08

#5

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6462

tell her vibrators are the work of the devil and she is going to hell with all her heathen friends

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2010-07-26 09:05:10

#6

FloppY_: +1,010|6277|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

Well do you wan't less sex?

Her getting a vibrator will no doubt reduce her "needs" towards you

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2010-07-26 09:06:17

#7

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6612|London, England

go get the biggest blackest one

2010-07-26 09:06:19

#8

JakAttaK: csanva<3; +492|6317|England

FloppY_ wrote:
Well do you wan't less sex?

Her getting a vibrator will no doubt reduce her "needs" towards you

Err will it? Wanking had no effect on my sex life at all when I was getting sex. I wanted to have sex just as much.

Last edited by JakAttaK (2010-07-26 09:06:55)

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2010-07-26 09:06:51

#9

LividBovine: The Year of the Cow!; +175|6371|MN

ig wrote:
uhhh, get her a vibrator, siihb, vibe the clit, profit

Strange to say, but ig is quite right.
You buy it for her. Trust me, this is not a bad thing.

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2010-07-26 09:08:42

#10

pace51: Boom?; +194|5164|Markham, Ontario

This is one of those threads you know will turn out to be golden.

Tell her to get the organic vibrators. When she asks you where they are, drop your pants.

2010-07-26 09:08:50

#11

ig: This topic seems to have no actual posts; +1,199|6513

why is that strange to say? im always right

2010-07-26 09:12:40

#12

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6707

She saying you aint performing too well =/ step up your sex game pug

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2010-07-26 09:13:10

#13

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5779|Catherine Black

Get her one and only use it on her, never give it to her to use herself.

2010-07-26 09:13:24

#14

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|6682|Devon, England

Agree, tell her to get one.

2010-07-26 09:19:59

#15

FloppY_: +1,010|6277|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

JakAttaK wrote:
FloppY_ wrote:
Well do you wan't less sex?

Her getting a vibrator will no doubt reduce her "needs" towards you
Err will it? Wanking had no effect on my sex life at all when I was getting sex. I wanted to have sex just as much.

Well as far as I know guys need more than girls

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2010-07-26 09:22:04

#16

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6462

yeah but floppy... you don't know anything

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2010-07-26 09:26:10

#17

ig: This topic seems to have no actual posts; +1,199|6513

Uzique wrote:
yeah but floppy... you don't know anything

2010-07-26 09:27:02

#18

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +794|6676|United States of America

Uzique wrote:
yeah but floppy... you don't know anything

...because he's floppy (YOU GET IT?!?!)

2010-07-26 09:27:25

#19

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6698|67.222.138.85

goddamn I was THIS close to posting that

2010-07-26 09:28:10

#20

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6481|Gogledd Cymru

Get her one, so then you can use it yourself to experiment when she's away on business trips.

2010-07-26 09:30:54

#21

FloppY_: +1,010|6277|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

Uzique wrote:
yeah but floppy... you don't know anything

har har

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2010-07-26 10:04:08

#22

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6121|Carnoustie MASSIF

Tell her to get one, lots of fun to be had with them

2010-07-26 10:05:23

#23

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6462

especially when you have a tiny willy like cammy

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2010-07-26 10:05:27

#24

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5228|Cleveland, Ohio

dont do it. all the wives i have banged had dildos. it just makes them want it more.

2010-07-26 10:14:34

#25

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6438|Boulder, CO

I'm kinda surprised that we've not had ATG in here yet with his tale of discovering his wife's.

Anyway, just tell her to get one so long as you can get a Thai love bride or a Japenese sex doll.

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