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.:ronin:.|Patton
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+946|5857|Marathon, Florida Keys


formerly, "Why my 4th of july is going to be better than yours." edit: added sappy video for effect. -un13

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4th of July where i live is the motherfucking shit homie.

Tomorrow i'm waking up and going to my friends house at 11am who is having a pre-beach party where his dad is cooking a fuckton of delicious food. Were gonna pork out then go to the beach where the real party begins. Down here all the kids tie their boats together off the beach and we get fucked up like no other. Me and a friend bought 2 kegs and are sticking them on his boat and tying it up right in the middle of everyone. Last year we did the same thing and i was managing the kegs, there will be tons of hot ass girls coming onto our boat to get beer and near the end of the day when were all fucked up theres going to be lots of titty flashing going on and im going to end up taking one of them home after the fireworks and fucking the shit out of her. Then after the fireworks those who are not already blacked out are coming to my house (10 min walk from the beach) to a huge afterparty im hosting.

Im getting fucked up, partying my ass off at a badass beach, hosting a huge party which is going to be awesome and everyone will talk about for weeks, and 99% getting laid, how about you player?

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Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,409|5789|FUCK UBISOFT

my dad's cousin is coming over and we're going to probably do absolutely nothing.
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13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|5545

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

how about you player?
i'm in Las Vegas.
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|5619

average
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|5769|Sydney, Australia
today has been a shit day. kthx
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|4285|Cleveland, Ohio
work
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|5822|Noizyland

I've said it before and I'll say it again: New Zealand needs a decent national day.

I mean, Waitangi Day? A day when some British twat handed over a poorly written and ambiguous contract to a bunch of people who just wished he'd fuck off and die? The start of a national headache that still hasn't ben sorted out? Why the fuck would anyone celebrate something like that?!
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Ioan92
Member
+337|4770
They're using our own satellites against us, and were running out of time!
mtb0minime
minimember
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I'm gonna barbeque and do something jihad can't do.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,915|5819|USA

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

Im getting fucked up, partying my ass off at a badass beach, hosting a huge party which is going to be awesome and everyone will talk about for weeks, and 99% getting laid, how about you player?
Lighting off some explosives and avoiding a hangover and STD's. Superior product.
..teddy..jimmy
Member
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.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

hosting a huge party which is going to be awesome
your house will get trashed pal
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|5239|Roma
Studying
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menzo
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+616|5493|Amsterdam‫
wat is this
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Adams_BJ
Turns out you were cucked
+2,043|5670|Little Bentcock

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

hosting a huge party which is going to be awesome
your house will get trashed pal
he never said anything about the fifth of july pal
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|5548|so randum
ted jim please post more pal
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
KuSTaV
noice
+947|5559|Gold Coast
My 4th of July consisted of:
- waking up at 230pm with the sounds of my mother waking me up and wondering why her phone wont work
- playing games
- playing more games
- playing chess and trying to explain how the rules of chess work to my 6 year old cousin. He doesnt understand the concept of rules.
- having dinner
- playing games

So yeah. I would be inclined to agree with you that your 4th of July will/is (be) better, Pats.
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Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|4226|Sydney
Today:

-woke up around 11am
-fucked about on the net
-tried to have a nap
-played some BF2
-ate, showered, went to work
-at work, doing fuck all now with an hour to go
-after shift ends I'll go to sleep (at work) and wake up to finish off the last 2 hours and go home @ 8:30am

Tomorrow is my brother's bday, he's 26... jeez we're getting old...
Beduin
Compensation of Reactive Power in the grid
+510|4798|شمال
Nothing
الشعب يريد اسقاط النظام
...show me the schematic
aerodynamic
FOCKING HELL
+241|4801|Roma
My 4th of July:
- Wtf is 4th of july?
- Just a normal Sunday.
- Airsoft

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FFLink
There is.
+1,380|5738|Devon, England
Homie..?
jord
Member
+2,382|5726|The North, beyond the wall.
New Top gears on so I'll probably roll a big fatty and smoke it while I watch the best programme on tv.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|4226|Sydney
They need to make a limited edition 4th of July CG for BC2.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|5545

mtb0minime wrote:

I'm gonna barbeque and do something jihad can't do.
win @ pool?
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|4591|Toronto

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

Last year we did the same thing and i was managing the kegs, there will be tons of hot ass girls coming onto our boat to get beer and near the end of the day when were all fucked up theres going to be lots of titty flashing going on and im going to end up taking one of them home after the fireworks and fucking the shit out of her.
Burst out laughing right around here.

1.) "Managing the keg"? All the shit parties I've been to have had some douche "manage the keg" because they think they're the shit for having bought one. The hey to a good party is NOT managing the flow of alcohol unless you intend to make a profit.

2.) Your actually looking to hook up with one of the flashers? Which disease were you hoping to score this year? Gonorrhea or syphilis to compliment the herp? Titty flashing is nice, though...but you keep those types 5 feet away from your dick at all times.

3.) your day is still going to be better than mine. There are only 4 Americans on my street, none of whom are any fun to party with. They manage the keg.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|5518
my 4th of july:

just like any other day
cause we weren't pwned by someone a few hundred years ago
and so hence didn't need to free ourselves
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