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Got conned at the cross, #yolo
If they're mutlicoloured and have an 'M' printed on them they're probably sweets.
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FTFYAussieReaper wrote:
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My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Actually we got conned into entering what was by far the dodgiest strip club I've ever been to. Sold us beers for $8, only to realise they were "ultra lights", with 0.5% alcohol.
Happened to me before at a hostess bar in Japan.Jaekus wrote:
Actually we got conned into entering what was by far the dodgiest strip club I've ever been to. Sold us beers for $8, only to realise they were "ultra lights", with 0.5% alcohol.
Alpha as fuck.
Last football game I went to the beers cost twice the usual and were half strength.
thats like paying 4 times as much!
this happened to me one time when i went to ibiza. we rented a big villa up in the hills, quite a way on foot from the main clubbing/seafront area, and on our first night there after having touched down we set out to find some nearby places to get booze. starving and desperate for something to eat, in order to settle in for our first night on arrival etc...Jaekus wrote:
Actually we got conned into entering what was by far the dodgiest strip club I've ever been to. Sold us beers for $8, only to realise they were "ultra lights", with 0.5% alcohol.
anyway, long story short, it was like 11pm, all the tiny dusty stores up in the hills (very non-touristy) were shut, and i ended up walking into what i thought was a 'bar'. should have known from its faraway-removed location alone, really. i asked if i could buy a bunch of beers "to take out", and they looked at me very strange. ushered me in anyway. inside i realized: holy fuck, this is a seedy ass strip-club/brothel. they only sold alcohol out of a fridge or freezer, by the can (no draught). clearly wasn't licensed. they gave us a massive carrier bag full of these tiny (but good tasting) spanish beers. they charged us like 50 euros (that's like the budget for a proper night out in a club there).
couldn't back down though, or say no. i was in too deep. hahaha.
lol coz they know you're not from around town and don't know anyone.Nyte wrote:
Happened to me before at a hostess bar in Japan.Jaekus wrote:
Actually we got conned into entering what was by far the dodgiest strip club I've ever been to. Sold us beers for $8, only to realise they were "ultra lights", with 0.5% alcohol.
Try going to a baseball game.AussieReaper wrote:
Last football game I went to the beers cost twice the usual and were half strength.
The beer tastes like soda water and you're surrounded by baseball faggots.
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Worse still, you're at a baseball game.Dilbert_X wrote:
Try going to a baseball game.AussieReaper wrote:
Last football game I went to the beers cost twice the usual and were half strength.
The beer tastes like soda water and you're surrounded by baseball faggots.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
why would you leave your mom's basement to go to a baseball game if you think everyone who attends that sort of event are "faggots", dilbert?
you sound like a socially conflicted man.
you sound like a socially conflicted man.
Ford made me spend a week in the US, and a baseball game was one of the 'cultural excursions'.
'Wild Mustangs' was a much better ethnic experience TBH.
'Wild Mustangs' was a much better ethnic experience TBH.
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how terrible for you. the man that accuses academics of being snobs looking down on baseball fans.
You've not been to a baseball match then.
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no, as a fully functioning adult i'm capable of saying 'no thanks' to things i'm not interested in.
Baseball is a quality time and I would have loved to have gone to a game during my time in the US. Alas, it was too early in the year and spring training had just started as we were leaving.
I got to see an ice hockey game though, that was mint innit.
I got to see an ice hockey game though, that was mint innit.
this thread
I blame Uzique.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Me too, but there was free 'beer' promised.Uzique The Lesser wrote:
no, as a fully functioning adult i'm capable of saying 'no thanks' to things i'm not interested in.
What a lie that was.
Protip: If you're travelling to 'merica take your own blood and beer.
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australia is a third-world country anywayCheez wrote:
I blame Uzique.
doing better than the motherland. which is quite hilarious
Australia is doing better than the entire planet...in scary fucking spiders.