1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6956|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

liquidat0r wrote:

1927 wrote:

Ahh thats good of them.

Did they tell you to like be vigilant or step up security?  Did they knock everyones door?
Yeah, it is good of them. Gave me a kind of business card kind of thing told me (well, my parents really) to call if we see anything suspicious/etc. Looks like they've gone all the way up & down the road, yeah.

1927 wrote:

Two coppers stopped me in the street one day asked me to be in an identity line up, Id get £10 for my troubles.  Sure I said, so I did, I turned up at the right time etc etc the fucking witness only fucking picked me out of the line up the silly cow.
Haha! Maybe you just look like a criminal, eh?
By the sounds of it they were those wannabee coppers PSO's, or Community Coppers.  I like them bless em, bobbies on the beat does imo make a difference and a worthy deterant.  They gave me some advice here last week cos some fella keeps coming in and knicking stuff, when questioned he comes out with 'got any jobs mate'.  They told me I cant take him hostage and hit him n that, I HAVE to ring them, tut.  You'll never get anything sorted with that attitude.  Next time he asks me Im gonna say 'yes, give me ya name and number and address' and hand it to the OB.  How rather gay I thought.  We tend to police it ourselves down here and most of the time people behave themselves.
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6910|UK
There's PSO's and real officers up the road too.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,816|6388|eXtreme to the maX

1927 wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

1927 wrote:


Ahh thats good of them.

Did they tell you to like be vigilant or step up security?  Did they knock everyones door?

Two coppers stopped me in the street one day asked me to be in an identity line up, Id get £10 for my troubles.  Sure I said, so I did, I turned up at the right time etc etc the fucking witness only fucking picked me out of the line up the silly cow.
Was it your mum?
No mate she was dead
Was the witness your sister?
Fuck Israel
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6956|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Dilbert_X wrote:

1927 wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:


Was it your mum?
No mate she was dead
Was the witness your sister?
No she was too busy sucking my Dad off.

Fuck Dilb, I feel like Im back in the nick now with all these fucking questions.  I never fucking done fuck all alright pal.  You wont bastard take me alive.
Jebus
Looking for my Scooper
+218|6047|Belgium
gj on 2001
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,816|6388|eXtreme to the maX
Hmm, if some random person picked you out of a lineup you must have done something
Try asking the police for her home address so you can have a 'chat'.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2010-07-08 03:16:05)

Fuck Israel
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6956|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Dilbert_X wrote:

Hmm, if some random person picked you out of a lineup you must have done something
Try asking the police for her home address so you can have a 'chat'.
Ive joined the mutha fucking 2000 club Dilb so watch who the fuck ya speaking to, chucking wild alligators at me willy nilly.  I was gonna write Alligations but when your in the 2000 club you can say what you like. So alligators it is.

From now on you lot must read what I write and try and work out wtf Im trying to say.

Yeah, bit like the last 4+ years really.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,816|6388|eXtreme to the maX
Is that one of those mail-order bride deals?

Anyway, if you're going to do stuff I'd suggest not going to a lineup as well.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2010-07-08 03:22:12)

Fuck Israel
JakAttaK
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+492|6609|England
I've got to go pick up gig tickets today
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6956|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Dilbert_X wrote:

Is that one of those mail-order bride deals?
Why dont you just fucking love me like everyone else does round yur, you'll start enjoying life then.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,816|6388|eXtreme to the maX
I've never seen the fun in being happy, I'll stick to what I know, its for the best.
My firearms need oiling, I'll go do that.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2010-07-08 03:23:38)

Fuck Israel
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6956|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Dilbert_X wrote:

I've never seen the fun in being happy, I'll stick to what I know, its for the best.
My firearms need oiling, I'll go do that.
Good place to do that would be 'The Ass appriciation' thread
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,816|6388|eXtreme to the maX

1927 wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

I've never seen the fun in being happy, I'll stick to what I know, its for the best.
My firearms need oiling, I'll go do that.
Good place to do that would be 'The Ass appriciation' thread
Don't have internet access in the dungeon/weapons store, be back later.
Fuck Israel
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6071|Catherine Black
Dilb stop picking on '27

He's so awesome if I could choose I'd pick him as my dad.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6609|England

Finray wrote:

Dilb stop picking on '27

He's so awesome if I could choose I'd pick him as my dad.
I wouldn't pick as my dad cause my dad is quality, but he'd definitely be a fucking great uncle. On my Dad's side too, cause my dad doesn't have any siblings
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6905|Little Bentcock
is there anything better after a hard day's work than award winning indian and a cold one?
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6071|Catherine Black

JakAttaK wrote:

Finray wrote:

Dilb stop picking on '27

He's so awesome if I could choose I'd pick him as my dad.
I wouldn't pick as my dad cause my dad is quality, but he'd definitely be a fucking great uncle. On my Dad's side too, cause my dad doesn't have any siblings
My dad's good as a provider, but kinda lacking in the whole dad duties department.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6609|England

Finray wrote:

JakAttaK wrote:

Finray wrote:

Dilb stop picking on '27

He's so awesome if I could choose I'd pick him as my dad.
I wouldn't pick as my dad cause my dad is quality, but he'd definitely be a fucking great uncle. On my Dad's side too, cause my dad doesn't have any siblings
My dad's good as a provider, but kinda lacking in the whole dad duties department.
Ahh thats fair enough. I'd go as far to say my dad is one of my best mates.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6956|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Cheers Boys, Dilb aint picking on me, we just having some girly banter.

Fin if I was ya ol man Id shower you, blow dry ya body, throw talc on it and then blow dry and straighten ya hair.  And Id buy you happy meals on Weds after hockey training and Saturdays after cricket.  Best of all, Id let you swear providing we wernt over Grandads.

Fuck me I panicked like fuck 5 mins ago.  I looked at my watch and thought one of the hands must of vanished/disappeared.  Phewwww, silly me, it was midday all along.  'Cheeky watch' I thought to myself.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6071|Catherine Black

1927 wrote:

Fin if I was ya ol man Id shower you, blow dry ya body, throw talc on it and then blow dry and straighten ya hair.  And Id buy you happy meals on Weds after hockey training and Saturdays after cricket.  Best of all, Id let you swear providing we wernt over Grandads.
Sounds sexy.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6905|Little Bentcock

1927 wrote:

Cheers Boys, Dilb aint picking on me, we just having some girly banter.

Fin if I was ya ol man Id shower you, blow dry ya body, throw talc on it and then blow dry and straighten ya hair.  And Id buy you happy meals on Weds after hockey training and Saturdays after cricket.  Best of all, Id let you swear providing we wernt over Grandads.

Fuck me I panicked like fuck 5 mins ago.  I looked at my watch and thought one of the hands must of vanished/disappeared.  Phewwww, silly me, it was midday all along.  'Cheeky watch' I thought to myself.
your missing out and my house man
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6956|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Finray wrote:

1927 wrote:

Fin if I was ya ol man Id shower you, blow dry ya body, throw talc on it and then blow dry and straighten ya hair.  And Id buy you happy meals on Weds after hockey training and Saturdays after cricket.  Best of all, Id let you swear providing we wernt over Grandads.
Sounds sexy.
Well its not.

You started the weekend off with £3.50, your now down to £3.25
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6956|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Adams_BJ wrote:

1927 wrote:

Cheers Boys, Dilb aint picking on me, we just having some girly banter.

Fin if I was ya ol man Id shower you, blow dry ya body, throw talc on it and then blow dry and straighten ya hair.  And Id buy you happy meals on Weds after hockey training and Saturdays after cricket.  Best of all, Id let you swear providing we wernt over Grandads.

Fuck me I panicked like fuck 5 mins ago.  I looked at my watch and thought one of the hands must of vanished/disappeared.  Phewwww, silly me, it was midday all along.  'Cheeky watch' I thought to myself.
your missing out and my house man
Im doing what where mate?
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6071|Catherine Black
The only one who could ever reach me, was the son of a preacher man.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6905|Little Bentcock

1927 wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

1927 wrote:

Cheers Boys, Dilb aint picking on me, we just having some girly banter.

Fin if I was ya ol man Id shower you, blow dry ya body, throw talc on it and then blow dry and straighten ya hair.  And Id buy you happy meals on Weds after hockey training and Saturdays after cricket.  Best of all, Id let you swear providing we wernt over Grandads.

Fuck me I panicked like fuck 5 mins ago.  I looked at my watch and thought one of the hands must of vanished/disappeared.  Phewwww, silly me, it was midday all along.  'Cheeky watch' I thought to myself.
your missing out and my house man
Im doing what where mate?

Adams_BJ wrote:

is there anything better after a hard day's work than award winning indian and a cold one?

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