taking the first step

2010-06-26 13:25:41

#1

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6716|Mountains of NC

I feel that I need to announce this to everyone :

Hello my name is SERE ( waits for everyone to say hello ) ....................... I have a porn addiction

it has nearly ruined my life at all sorts of levels .... the business level, is vastly impossible for me to get anything done at work since I look at the temptresses on-line. I collect and analyze every pic I come across. I am forced to turn my speakers off while I enjoy 3-some vids of some chick and her 2 best guy friends ( and watching porn with no sound , sucks ... I sit here in my chair trying mimic the sounds ) Going to the restroom is in adventure in all it self ( I check to the hall to make sure no-one is standing in my way, then I as I slowly rise up out of chair I'm forced to pull shirt over the hard-on since I've got it un-zipped and letting it get some air )

personal life : is falling apart .... wife complains that we are spending to much together ( I'm a man I have needs .... when I wake up in the morning, take my lunch break to come home for a nooner, after work and usually I'm trying to wake her back up around 2 am ) I don't see much of friends or any at all unless they got some new vid, I'm going broke on toys and lingerie

this is my first step to a road to recovery

and as I type this I have 2 tabs opened with pics on both and a vid playing the corner

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2010-06-26 13:28:19

#2

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6797

You're right, porn without sound is shit.

2010-06-26 13:30:33

#3

FloppY_: +1,010|6434|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

not sure if srs

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2010-06-26 13:30:41

#4

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|6775|UK

troll?

2010-06-26 13:30:46

#5

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5622|Ventura, California

Are you serious?

Assuming you are:

Take up some other hobby, try some online flash game or something to get your mind off of pornography when you're at work. Or just force yourself to work. Go out more often with your wife, I don't mean $500 white-table hotels I mean just go for a stroll and talk or something so you're not inside thinking of porn or whatever.

Oh and you have a wife, can't you just do the stuff with her instead of watch others doing it?

Assuming you're not serious:

Links to both tabs plz via pm

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-06-26 13:31:46

#6

Kez: Member; +778|5851|London, UK

FloppY_ wrote:
not sure if srs

2010-06-26 13:32:11

#7

13/f/taiwan: Member; +940|5847

ghettoperson wrote:
You're right, porn without sound is shit.

FloppY_ wrote:
not sure if srs

liquidat0r wrote:
troll?

2010-06-26 13:32:29

#8

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6255|Birmingham, UK

13/f/taiwan wrote:
ghettoperson wrote:
You're right, porn without sound is shit.
FloppY_ wrote:
not sure if srs
liquidat0r wrote:
troll?

2010-06-26 13:34:01

#9

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5622|Ventura, California

13/f/taiwan wrote:
ghettoperson wrote:
You're right, porn without sound is shit.
FloppY_ wrote:
not sure if srs
liquidat0r wrote:
troll?

My thoughts:

?????

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-06-26 13:41:33

#10

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6514|California

pretty sure he is srs
take it srsly guises
he needs srs halp

2010-06-26 13:42:34

#11

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5622|Ventura, California

https://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q86/champchris/Misc/not_sure_if_srs.jpg

Did you even read what I said SERE?

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-06-26 13:46:35

#12

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6890|FUCK UBISOFT

-Sh1fty- wrote:
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q86/ … if_srs.jpg

Did you even read what I said SERE?

who would? no offense but you certainly aren't the best person to give advice.

2010-06-26 13:50:38

#13

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6720

Miggle wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q86/ … if_srs.jpg

Did you even read what I said SERE?
who would? no offense but you certainly aren't the best person to give advice.

lol, closest he's been to a vagina was when he was being born

♥

2010-06-26 13:53:52

#14

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5622|Ventura, California

Toilet Sex wrote:
Miggle wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q86/ … if_srs.jpg

Did you even read what I said SERE?
who would? no offense but you certainly aren't the best person to give advice.
lol, closest he's been to a vagina was when he was being born

Very wrong my friend...very wrong.

Anyway, I gave good advice, and so far the only advice.

If you talk the talk you gota walk the walk bitch.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-06-26 13:55:44

#15

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6720

-Sh1fty- wrote:
Toilet Sex wrote:
Miggle wrote:

who would? no offense but you certainly aren't the best person to give advice.
lol, closest he's been to a vagina was when he was being born
Very wrong my friend...very wrong.

oh you were born by cesarean section?

♥

2010-06-26 14:02:31

#16

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6803

SERE, I know exactly what you're going through. My youth counselor says that pornography, and nude women in general, is extremely evil and the work of Satan. A technique I learned that helped with these urges is a little painful at first, but you'll be cured from the sexual sensations in no time.

Any time I feel a little tingling downstairs, I give myself a real good punch to the testicles. Sometimes I even give a pre-emptive strike just in case. It took a few years, but now I'm completely asexual, and I must say, it feels amazing! It's nice to be able to concentrate on other things in life, like cleaning graffiti off the high school gym, or volunteering at the homeless shelter and serving them soup. I'm even considering having my testicles removed entirely so that I may never have the urge to view nudity ever again.

Good luck, SERE! I know you will overcome, just as I once did.

2010-06-26 14:15:45

#17

HaiBai: Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me; +304|5632|Bolingbrook, Illinois

-Sh1fty- wrote:
Are you serious?

Assuming you are:

Take up some other hobby, try some online flash game or something to get your mind off of pornography when you're at work. Or just force yourself to work. Go out more often with your wife, I don't mean $500 white-table hotels I mean just go for a stroll and talk or something so you're not inside thinking of porn or whatever.

Oh and you have a wife, can't you just do the stuff with her instead of watch others doing it?

Assuming you're not serious:

Links to both tabs plz via pm

listen to this guy he is very experienced

2010-06-26 14:20:19

#18

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6797

SERE, you should try reversing roles. Let your wife drill you in the ass with a strap-on and you'll soon lose any interest in sex or porn.

2010-06-26 14:27:04

#19

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6716|Mountains of NC

ghettoperson wrote:
SERE, you should try reversing roles. Let your wife drill you in the ass with a strap-on and you'll soon lose any interest in sex or porn.

hmmmmmmmmmmm interesting approach

sorta of a reverse psychology

and can not believe those who couldn't figure if this was srs or not

2010-06-26 14:33:03

#20

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6780

-Sh1fty- wrote:
Toilet Sex wrote:
Miggle wrote:

who would? no offense but you certainly aren't the best person to give advice.
lol, closest he's been to a vagina was when he was being born
Very wrong my friend...very wrong

oh, i wanna hear this

c'mon shifty, tell us your story

2010-06-26 14:34:14

#21

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6720

Gooners wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
Toilet Sex wrote:

lol, closest he's been to a vagina was when he was being born
Very wrong my friend...very wrong
oh, i wanna hear this

c'mon shifty, tell us your story

he sat behind a girl in class once

♥

2010-06-26 14:37:59

#22

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5691|Toronto

I agree, recovering from a bout of poor porn practices can be a trying road.

Buy discrete headphones as the first step to recovery.

Try to move from frequent short sex periods to longer, more tiring ones to make sure you couldn't if you wanted to.

Set up cameras in the hallway to avoid having to awkwardly hide a boner. Make these cameras stream to a wireless device to leave the washroom.

You can do this, man.

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2010-06-26 14:38:16

#23

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5622|Ventura, California

I touched a fleshlight, does that count?

Nah but I had the occasion to have sex twice, but I turned both down. Whether you believe me or not doesn't matter...

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-06-26 14:38:54

#24

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6720

-Sh1fty- wrote:
I touched a fleshlight, does that count?

Nah but I had the occasion to have sex twice, but I turned both down. Whether you believe me or not doesn't matter...

because you didn't have enough money

♥

2010-06-26 14:40:56

#25

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6803

The pediatrician asking you to take your clothes off is NOT an opportunity to have sex... At least not for you, Shifty.

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