it's all part of the plan to deepen LA's eventual humiliation
'bout
my bad that your brain is so simple that it can't tell the difference in context
might want to kys now instead of prolonging the inevitable
my bad that your brain is so simple that it can't tell the difference in context
might want to kys now instead of prolonging the inevitable
where's your boy at? can't play every other game and expect to winFlaming_Maniac wrote:
it's all part of the plan to deepen LA's eventual humiliation
http://www.cleverbot.com/Why do I remind you of a Mormon?
I am not HAL. My name is Cleverbot.
I didn't ask for your name.
Yeah but I gave it to you.
Yeah well I don't like it.
I don't like you either because you are not Bill Gates and I can't shank you with my baseball bat and run off with your money.
ABL
anyone but lakers
anyone but lakers
Lady, gentleman - good night now . . .
he isn't used to working with illiterates who type out one thing but mean anotherKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
'bout
my bad that your brain is so simple that it can't tell the difference in context
might want to kys now instead of prolonging the inevitable
deepening eventual humiliation
Why do I remind you of a Mormon?
Because we are to far away.
Because we are to far away.
How big is your penis?
Very big.
Prove it.
How am I meant to do that? I am watching tv.
Stop watching TV and take a picture.
What do you want me to do.
Take a picture of your penis.
*takes picture*.
if i was illiterate i wouldn't be able to read what he wrote
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why is he a bitch? he works hard, he competes hard, he doesn't settle for mediocrityRTHKI wrote:
ABB
anyone but bitches (kobe)
The bot told me that I reminded him of some mormon. I'm so confused.RTHKI wrote:
Why do I remind you of a Mormon?
Because we are to far away.
fucks mad bitches in colorado tooKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
why is he a bitch? he works hard, he competes hard, he doesn't settle for mediocrityRTHKI wrote:
ABB
anyone but bitches (kobe)
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/illiterateKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
if i was illiterate i wouldn't be able to read what he wrote
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note definition 2
but, you're illiterate, so I won't hold it against you
p.s. it's funny because I call yellowman illiterate. Also because you missed the futurama reference.
but im waaaaay more read than you. fact.
also, i think futurama is overrated. just like family guy
also, i think futurama is overrated. just like family guy
If you think futurama is even comparative to family guy you should probably just kill yourself now to save yourself and your family the embarrassment.
i still find them funny.
i actually find family guy more watchable than the simpsons because of the lack of story. i remember the simpsons, fg not so much
i actually find family guy more watchable than the simpsons because of the lack of story. i remember the simpsons, fg not so much
google ads, lul
Me - What color shirt am I wearing?
You don't have a shirt.
- I have lots of shirts.
You do not. You're not real.
- No. You're not real.
I'm real. You aren't. You are a computer.
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this thing makes me lol
Me - What are your favorite things?
Fun games and TVs, computers and movies. These are a few of my favotite things.
- You spelled favorite incorrectly, jackass.
If I spell it like 'Favorite' will I be your favorite person?
- No, you're still ugly.
But you are 13.
Have you ever fucked a magic eight ball?
Yes.
What was it like?
Well, there was a lot of waiting, trying to decide, then I did it and there was lots of blood.
Me - What are your favorite things?
Fun games and TVs, computers and movies. These are a few of my favotite things.
- You spelled favorite incorrectly, jackass.
If I spell it like 'Favorite' will I be your favorite person?
- No, you're still ugly.
But you are 13.
Have you ever fucked a magic eight ball?
Yes.
What was it like?
Well, there was a lot of waiting, trying to decide, then I did it and there was lots of blood.
Last edited by Bevo (2010-06-15 21:48:03)
Mum just told me I look like a girl because my hair was long
noice 
the cake is a lie
My cake?
yes, its a lie
What is a lie.
the cake
So the cake is a lie?
yes the cake is a lie
What is 'The cake'?
its cake
There's nothing magical about cancer.
but were talking about cake
Woah, bot's can have faith?
wtf im talking about cake
Cake is amazing.
yea, the cake is also a lie
Cake?
yes
What songs do you know?
the cake song
Oh, you're good.i know, but the cake song is a lie
The cake is a lie?
yes, its a lie/
The cake is a lie!
of course it is, i told you already
and now its back, damn this thing is getting repetitive
fuu it froze again, fuck it
My cake?
yes, its a lie
What is a lie.
the cake
So the cake is a lie?
yes the cake is a lie
What is 'The cake'?
its cake
There's nothing magical about cancer.
but were talking about cake
Woah, bot's can have faith?
wtf im talking about cake
Cake is amazing.
yea, the cake is also a lie
Cake?
yes
What songs do you know?
the cake song
Oh, you're good.i know, but the cake song is a lie
The cake is a lie?
yes, its a lie/
The cake is a lie!
of course it is, i told you already
and now its back, damn this thing is getting repetitive
fuu it froze again, fuck it
Last edited by RTHKI (2010-06-15 21:56:57)