I still think a mosque would be a good thing for New York, here is my argument:
- Apart from the occasional terrorist act Islamics are pretty law-abiding -> Crime goes down, property values go up, the quality of businesses in the area goes up and so on, a positive circle of reinforcement.
- Generally speaking the incidence of white trash converting to Islam is pretty low -> Fewer white trash, see above. Muslims don't generally do the sagging thing or tool around in pickups with dead cute animals roped to them as hillbillies do -> See above.
See much of this in muslim neighbourhoods?
Didn't think so.
- Same thing for black people. They're too busy with their happy-clappy rock gospel to be interested in Islam, they and their pimpin' rap culture would better be squeezed out by halal kebab carts and rug shops.
Given the choice between
And
I know which I'd pick.
- Brown people, OK you got me there - but at least they aren't black, which has to be a plus.
- Its not a synagogue, so no problems with outright scams or flaky business practices.
- Its not a Catholic Church, pretty sure a bit of Sharia law would clear the whole city of kiddy-fiddlers actually.
(Catholics are evil, it says so here
https://theislamicstandard.wordpress.co … ic-church/ - read it all and agree. If you don't you're still wrong.)
- The gentle vuvuzela-like call to prayer 6 times a day wafting from the minarets, starting at dawn (Mecca Time) and continuing until dawn - 365 days a year, would have a calming effect on the whole area - within earshot at least.
- Sharia Police don't take any crap. This is what happens if they catch you whistling.
Taggers just disappear.
NYPD are big fat pussies in comparison.
- Crazy Islamics probably wouldn't crash aeroplanes into the area, unless they're from a different Islamic sect - in which case I suppose its more likely they would - but given all the benefits listed above it all cancels out.
- Muslim girls are hot, and American.
Last edited by Dilbert_X (2010-07-12 04:44:02)