Favorite Porn Line from Regular Movies

2010-05-14 11:39:30

#1

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6560|Mountains of NC

In every movie from G rated to R rated there is subtle porn line somewhere in there

Star Wars : " I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. "

Little Mermaid : " Do you... think - I was too hard on her? "

Avatar : " That was pretty impressive. I would have been screwed if you hadn't come along "

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2010-05-14 11:43:38

#2

Winston_Churchill: Bazinga!; +521|6730|Toronto | Canada

Iron Man

Pepper Potts: "I thought it would be bigger"

I lol'd in theatre at that

2010-05-14 11:46:55

#3

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5380|Fuck this.

Top Gun: "I want some butts!"

Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!

2010-05-14 11:54:14

#4

theDude5B: Cool member; +804|6742

Friar Tuck "Why do they call you little John?"
Little John "Its all in proportion!"

/Robin Hood (2010)

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2010-05-14 11:54:32

#5

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6315|New Haven, CT

Star Wars is a veritable treasure trove of innuendos.

"If you go in too fast, you won't be able to pull out in time."

2010-05-14 12:06:19

#6

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6570|Columbus, OH

Top Gun:
Iceman: You can be my wingman any time.
Maverick: Bullshit! You can be mine.
/buttsex

2010-05-14 12:08:16

#7

El Beardo: steel woolly mammoth; +150|5712|Gulf Coast

El Beardo wrote:
"Oh man... I shot Marvin in the face." Vincent Vega - Pulp Fiction

amirite?

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Important

2010-05-14 12:09:02

#8

Stubbee: Religions Hate Facts, Questions and Doubts; +223|6735|Reality

bastard stole my idea for a thread

The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'

2010-05-14 12:11:53

#9

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5693|College Park, MD

"I want my protein shake"

oh wait that was from a porno nvm

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2010-05-14 12:50:38

#10

FloppY_: +1,010|6277|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

*insert James Bond quote here*

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2010-05-14 12:52:42

#11

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6214|Escea

'I'd like to bust your butt.' - Top Gun

2010-05-14 12:52:47

#12

Kez: Member; +778|5694|London, UK

FloppY_ wrote:
*insert James Bond quote here*

"Oh do be quiet 007!!" ??

2010-05-14 12:52:54

#13

justice: OctoPoster; +978|6732|OctoLand

We're going to need a bigger boat

I know fucking karate

2010-05-14 12:53:42

#14

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6214|Escea

Kez wrote:
FloppY_ wrote:
*insert James Bond quote here*
"Oh do be quiet 007!!" ??

'I think he's attempting re-entry sir.'

2010-05-14 12:55:55

#15

FloppY_: +1,010|6277|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

"Once this baby hit's 88mph you're gonna see some serious stuff"

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2010-05-14 12:59:06

#16

Kez: Member; +778|5694|London, UK

Bond: "How much time have I got?"
Felix: "30 seconds."
Bond: "That doesn't give us a lot of time, does it?"

Bond: "This man and I have some unfinished business."

Bond: "I can't find the um... the stationary. Do you want to help me look?"

Bond: "I bet you make it 20 miles before you consider drinking that... goodbye, Mr. Greene"

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2010-05-14 13:03:48

#17

FloppY_: +1,010|6277|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

"I have a big head, and short arms" ~ Disney's The Robinsons (Dinosaur)

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2010-05-14 13:10:07

#18

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6560|Mountains of NC

" My whole life I felt like an animal. Then she came " - wolverine

2010-05-14 13:14:49

#19

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6489

"What knockers!" - Dr. Frankenstien

2010-05-14 13:19:26

#20

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6214|Escea

burnzz wrote:
"What knockers!" - Dr. Frankenstien

'Igor will you give me a hand with the bags?'
'Certainly, you take da blonde and I'll take the one in the toiban!'

2010-05-14 14:26:36

#21

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6533|Texas - Bigger than France

Isabella Swan: [to Edward] You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is... pale white, and ice cold. your eyes change color. and sometimes you speak like like your from a different time. you never eat or drink any thing. you don't go into the sunlight.
Isabella Swan: How old are you?
Edward Cullen: Seventeen.
Isabella Swan: How long have you been seventeen?
Edward Cullen: ...a while.
Isabella Swan: I know what you are.
Edward Cullen: Say it, out loud say it.

And then they edited the original:
"Pervert."
"Wut????"
"You heard me. You are older than my dad."

2010-05-14 14:40:50

#22

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5465|Ventura, California

Pug wrote:
Isabella Swan: [to Edward] You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is... pale white, and ice cold. your eyes change color. and sometimes you speak like like your from a different time. you never eat or drink any thing. you don't go into the sunlight.
Isabella Swan: How old are you?
Edward Cullen: Seventeen.
Isabella Swan: How long have you been seventeen?
Edward Cullen: ...a while.
Isabella Swan: I know what you are.
Edward Cullen: Say it, out loud say it.

And then they edited the original:
"Pervert."
"Wut????"
"You heard me. You are older than my dad."

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-05-14 14:45:51

#23

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|6537

"No more beans." -Brokeback Mountain

2010-05-14 14:46:04

#24

seymorebutts443: Ready for combat; +211|6586|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

-Sh1fty- wrote:
Pug wrote:
Isabella Swan: [to Edward] You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is... pale white, and ice cold. your eyes change color. and sometimes you speak like like your from a different time. you never eat or drink any thing. you don't go into the sunlight.
Isabella Swan: How old are you?
Edward Cullen: Seventeen.
Isabella Swan: How long have you been seventeen?
Edward Cullen: ...a while.
Isabella Swan: I know what you are.
Edward Cullen: Say it, out loud say it.

And then they edited the original:
"Pervert."
"Wut????"
"You heard me. You are older than my dad."

It's official, shifty loves twilight. knew it.

2010-05-14 15:07:55

#25

Kez: Member; +778|5694|London, UK

Q: Don't touch that! That's my lunch.

Q: Grow up, 007.

Bond: Don't blow it all at once!

Q: Need I remind you, but a perfect marksman isn't really supposed to shoot his own boss.

Bond: I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?

Bond: Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!

Le Chiffre: The only question remains, will you yield in time?

Bond: I think something is driving you. And I think I'll never find out what that is.

lol james bond

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