King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6593|Seattle

I've been on a big "juicer" kick lately, spending way too much $$ on them but I can't stop. I'm totally addicted to the buzz it gives you after you slam a glass of apple/carrot/pear/beet/celery/wheat grass/etc. It's an instant high that makes you feel like Chuck Norris.

I bought a P.O.S. juicer similar to this one. I use it almost every day. It's a high speed juicer that basiclly shaves the fruit like a cheese shredder. It works, but I hear that you miss out on a lot of the vitamins from the skin of the fruit.

There are better ones out there... like this one, but they're more expensive.
They masticate the fuit (squeeze the shit out of it) but it extracts all of the juice from the fuit/veggie.

bestjuicers.com wrote:

The Masticating machine operates at a slower speed. It chews the fibers and breaks up the cells of vegetables and fruits. This gives you more fiber, enzymes, vitamins and trace minerals. The Champion is a masticating juicer. It also is more versatile because in addition to extracting juices, the unit homogenizes making baby foods, sauces, nut butters, banana ice creams and fruit sorbets
By far, my favorite juice is pear juice.

Anyone else "juice"?
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ghettoperson
Member
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I make smoothies instead. Means you don't waste shit.
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6593|Seattle

ghettoperson wrote:

I make smoothies instead. Means you don't waste shit.
I don't like the coldness and I'm way too lazy to cut out all the seeds n shit when prepping. I attack it like a shoalin.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6645

I don't always use ice. Depends what I feel like. Just whack some fruit in there with a splash of water.
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6593|Seattle

ghettoperson wrote:

I don't always use ice. Depends what I feel like. Just whack some fruit in there with a splash of water.
Do you have the spinner kind or the masculater? lol masculat0r!1
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13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6493

dammit, i thought i'd come in and see

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SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|6656|The darkside of Denver

burnzz wrote:

dammit, i thought i'd come in and see

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7514/muscular.jpg
This looks shopped.  I can tell by the pixels and seeing quite a few shops in my time.

I use the Jack Lelane juicer!
King_County_Downy
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+2,791|6593|Seattle

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EYEBROWS!
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Kurazoo
Pheasant Plucker
+440|6680|West Yorkshire, U.K
Someone in my family bought a Jack La Lanne power juicer. It works well it's just quite annoying to clean. It's made for fat Americans who pretty much can't be bothered to peel fruit.

I bought one of these to make smoothies with, far easier.

https://houseoffraser.scene7.com/is/image/HOF/I_114151775_00_20080711
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6593|Seattle

Kurazoo wrote:

Someone in my family bought a Jack La Lanne power juicer. It works well it's just quite annoying to clean. It's made for fat Americans who pretty much can't be bothered to peel fruit.

I bought one of these to make smoothies with, far easier.

http://houseoffraser.scene7.com/is/imag … 0_20080711
Who can spot the irony in this post?

If you rinse immediately, it takes about 2 minutes to clean all the parts. If the fruit gets sticky, then yes, it;s a PITA.

Lazy Americans, eh?
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Kurazoo
Pheasant Plucker
+440|6680|West Yorkshire, U.K
Yes I spotted that whilst I hit the post button.
FatherTed
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krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|6776|Great Brown North
juicers are win

but god DAMN i spend a lot of money on fruit
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6597|132 and Bush

I drank v-ate?
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Brasso
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King_County_Downy wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

I make smoothies instead. Means you don't waste shit.
I don't like the coldness and I'm way too lazy to cut out all the seeds n shit when prepping. I attack it like a shoalin.
no need to cut the seeds out with a vita-mix

SonderKommando wrote:

I use the Jack Lelane juicer!
this too

p.s. Kurazoo, what is your shit with americans?  "let's generalize the whole world shall we?"  fucking tard.

Last edited by haffeysucks (2010-05-07 13:45:52)

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SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|6656|The darkside of Denver
Fuck Europe.  Im so sick of your shit.
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
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Trotskygrad
бля
+354|5995|Vortex Ring State
Power Juicers are for pussies.

use manual juicers like the man you say you are.

SEriously, they're easier to clean, and if you don't' get enough juice, you just push harder.
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6521|South Florida
i love pear juice
15 more years! 15 more years!
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|6727|Uhh... erm...
Worked a lot with a juicer when I was working part-time. Still can't get over how some people would order (eugh) carrot and celery juice.

I usually spent my employee discount on smoothies and ice cream.
thraSK
Best ___ in Aus
+57|5978
I like ones that masticate. I like mastication.
Kurazoo
Pheasant Plucker
+440|6680|West Yorkshire, U.K

haffeysucks wrote:

p.s. Kurazoo, what is your shit with americans?  "let's generalize the whole world shall we?"  fucking tard.
No.

When did I generalise about the whole world? I was merely stating that the larger Americans tend to buy this sort of product.

Last edited by Kurazoo (2010-05-08 04:21:45)

-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5470|Ventura, California
My mom makes smoothies sometimes. I like those a lot, but when she gets annoying little seeds or whatever it's bad.
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Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6617|London, England
man kcd you need to stop juicing yo, youre hurting everyone around you

inb4 sonderkommando

inafter*

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2010-05-08 04:27:21)

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