Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6483
surely the use of the term 'heaven' is a misnomer from christian theology and not jewish scripture?

the seven heavens you described are more like the paradise-like afterlife i described

either way

FORESKIN LOLS
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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6118|eXtreme to the maX
Given that neither exist it doesn't really matter.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5801|Catherine Black
This facebook-liking malarki doesn't work with Opera, lulz.
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Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6483
bf2s doesnt exist in ontological senses, either, so none of us matter or are 'matter', metaphysically

AHH I DEFINE MYSELF IN KILOBYTES
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Bertster7
Confused Pothead
+1,101|6594|SE London

Uzique wrote:

surely the use of the term 'heaven' is a misnomer from christian theology and not jewish scripture?

the seven heavens you described are more like the paradise-like afterlife i described

either way

FORESKIN LOLS
It's from the Talmud. That's practically as Jewish scripturish as it gets.

But it doesn't really matter, because it's all bollocks anyway.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6483
i know the 7 states of being in after-life are from the talmud

i was discussing the concept and proper-noun that is 'Heaven', though

lol it's all bollocks. id argue that it's all more to do with foreskin.
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11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5250|Cleveland, Ohio
racists
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6118|eXtreme to the maX

11 Bravo wrote:

racists
Depends on the colour of the foreskin you dolt.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6635|Little Bentcock

Uzique wrote:

shit well how about i write it backwards and in crazy scribbles so it sounds like something your imam would say

howyoulikethat
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5191|Sydney

CammRobb wrote:

Finally manning up enough to go to the docs about this.

For the couple of years I've been nailing poontang, my foreskin has been too tight and it hurts like bejesus when it gets pulled back, so I'm going to have to go and get the Jewish snip.

Anyone else had to go through this at around about my age (20)? Is it sore, and how much does it affect day-to-day business?

modnot, this is a serious thread, so please don't close
This is what happens when you don't masturbate like mad when you turn 14.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6635|Little Bentcock
I don't see why people see being cut as such a huge atrocity.
menzo
̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏&#
+616|6459|Amsterdam‫

Adams_BJ wrote:

I don't see why people see being cut as such a huge atrocity.
i dont want a part of my dick chopped off
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FloppY_
­
+1,010|6299|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

menzo wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

I don't see why people see being cut as such a huge atrocity.
i dont want a part of my dick chopped off
­ Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5250|Cleveland, Ohio

FloppY_ wrote:

menzo wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

I don't see why people see being cut as such a huge atrocity.
i dont want a part of my dick chopped off
cheese
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6635|Little Bentcock

menzo wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

I don't see why people see being cut as such a huge atrocity.
i dont want a part of my dick chopped off
You dont get any part of your dick chopped off you dolts.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5191|Sydney

Adams_BJ wrote:

menzo wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

I don't see why people see being cut as such a huge atrocity.
i dont want a part of my dick chopped off
You dont get any part of your dick chopped off you dolts.
Your foreskin isn't part of your nose.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6635|Little Bentcock

Jaekus wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

menzo wrote:


i dont want a part of my dick chopped off
You dont get any part of your dick chopped off you dolts.
Your foreskin isn't part of your nose.
skin =/= dick
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6502|Gogledd Cymru

Course it is, that's like saying skin isn't part of your arm, your ear lobe isn't part of your ear etc.
menzo
̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏&#
+616|6459|Amsterdam‫

Adams_BJ wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:


You dont get any part of your dick chopped off you dolts.
Your foreskin isn't part of your nose.
skin =/= dick
why would you cut any part of you body off
skin = body
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bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6325

menzo wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

Jaekus wrote:


Your foreskin isn't part of your nose.
skin =/= dick
why would you cut any part of you body off
skin = body
You cut your hair and nails don't you...wait nvm the hair part.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5371|London, England
Euros are weird. Every American gets snipped at birth
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
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11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5250|Cleveland, Ohio

JohnG@lt wrote:

Euros are weird. Every American gets snipped at birth
4 real these dudes are talking aboot steroid cream and all this other shit.  the only thing i rub on my crank is my hand and their moms spit.

Last edited by 11 Bravo (2010-04-24 09:08:41)

War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6726|Purplicious Wisconsin

Dilbert_X wrote:

Uzique wrote:

Flecco wrote:


Shouldn't that read get into heaven free card?
jews are gods people not christians

fag
How come god gave the muslims all the oil then?
Seems odd to give them the one bit of the ME which doesn't have a single drop.
Maybe they're his 'special' people, chosen not so much.
We have a bunch of oil here in North America.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|6792|Great Brown North

JohnG@lt wrote:

Euros are weird. Every American gets snipped at birth
lies
GR34
Member
+215|6558|ALBERTA> CANADA
Its nice not having it dick cheese was gross after a week of backpacking and camping

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