Help Required in Translation

2010-03-25 09:01:55

#1

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6666|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Im gonna ask for your help in a minute. Im shit at remembering who karma'd me and who I owe back. I try to pay each one back but we all know I don't, so after you have helped please demand a karma and you shall get one.

Right yur goes.

As you may be aware I make signs for a fucking living, its not great but Im stuck with it as its our family business. You wouldn't think so with my spelling mistakes.

A fricking customer just rang me and placed an order, he wants English, German, French and Polish all on the same sign.

I'll make the signs so dont worry about that, I'll need a hand with the translations though. This silly bugger reckons we did them before and did the translation bit ourselves - yeah fucking right.

So what Im asking for is can any of our members please trasnslate the following sentances. If so, please reply with your translation of it, I have to send a .pdf of of how the signs will look so please dont be clever and translate 'ya Mum sucks donkey cock', yeah it would be funny but not to my customer who sells the goods on or to me.

Please translate the following :

ALL VISITORS AND DRIVERS MUST REPORT TO RECEPTION

ALL VISITORS MUST WEAR PERSONAL PROTECTIVE CLOTHING WHILST ON SITE

ALL VISITORS AND DRIVERS MUST REPORT TO SUPERVISORS OFFICE

Please show me what language you are translating in and what sentance it was.

The fucker even wants the flags of the country on if you like post a lil picture of that too. I reckon I could do that bit but Im not in work tomorrow, im on a fucking Leo Sayer after my antics tonight.

Thanks in advance

2010-03-25 09:05:58

#2

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6493|so randum

English translations;

ALL VISITORS AND DRIVERS MUST REPORT TO RECEPTION

all visitors and drivers must report to reception

ALL VISITORS MUST WEAR PERSONAL PROTECTIVE CLOTHING WHILST ON SITE

all visitors must wear personal protective clothing whilst on site

ALL VISITORS AND DRIVERS MUST REPORT TO SUPERVISORS OFFICE

all visitors and drivers must report to supervisors office

Hope it helps

edit - oh, and here's the flag

https://www.cs.bath.ac.uk/tom/skuki/images/Flag_of_the_United_Kingdom.png

Last edited by FatherTed (2010-03-25 09:07:11)

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2010-03-25 09:07:35

#3

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6666|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

I think it does Ted thank you.

I wasnt sure on Personal. It could be Personal or Personnel.

I wouldnt mind it in cap's though mate, sorry to be a pain in the bum like.

nah thats not The English one is it, that flag is one of the most difficult in the world to re-draw and it only uses straight lines, it is a right twat let me tell you.

Last edited by 1927 (2010-03-25 09:08:27)

2010-03-25 09:09:57

#4

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6490

1927 wrote:
it is a right twat let me tell you.

FatherTed, or the flag?

:p

2010-03-25 09:35:15

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DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6674|Disaster Free Zone

1927 wrote:
nah thats not The English one is it, that flag is one of the most difficult in the world to re-draw and it only uses straight lines, it is a right twat let me tell you.

So if you happen to have that exact flag, but placed in one corner and then added a whole lot of other bullshit like stars and shit, it would make it easier?

2010-03-25 09:37:39

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1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6666|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

DrunkFace wrote:
1927 wrote:
nah thats not The English one is it, that flag is one of the most difficult in the world to re-draw and it only uses straight lines, it is a right twat let me tell you.
So if you happen to have that exact flag, but placed in one corner and then added a whole lot of other bullshit like stars and shit, it would make it easier?

Not sure what you are asking but no, you'd still have to make the same flag, smaller, plus a load of stars and other stuff.

2010-03-25 09:38:16

#7

Beduin: Compensation of Reactive Power in the grid; +510|5743|شمال

Google translate?

الشعب يريد اسقاط النظام
...show me the schematic

2010-03-25 09:39:51

#8

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6674|Disaster Free Zone

1927 wrote:
DrunkFace wrote:
1927 wrote:
nah thats not The English one is it, that flag is one of the most difficult in the world to re-draw and it only uses straight lines, it is a right twat let me tell you.
So if you happen to have that exact flag, but placed in one corner and then added a whole lot of other bullshit like stars and shit, it would make it easier?
Not sure what you are asking but no, you'd still have to make the same flag, smaller, plus a load of stars and other stuff.

2010-03-25 09:40:45

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1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6666|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Beduin wrote:
Google translate?

Not sure on how accurate it is, really my customer should supply me with the translations but I just thought our members here could help me out and do a better job than google. If they cant then I will have to use the internet, Im not paying an agency or nothing, but happy to pay you guys in karma

2010-03-25 09:41:39

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Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6735|FUCK UBISOFT

1927 wrote:
DrunkFace wrote:
1927 wrote:
nah thats not The English one is it, that flag is one of the most difficult in the world to re-draw and it only uses straight lines, it is a right twat let me tell you.
So if you happen to have that exact flag, but placed in one corner and then added a whole lot of other bullshit like stars and shit, it would make it easier?
Not sure what you are asking but no, you'd still have to make the same flag, smaller, plus a load of stars and other stuff.

he's talking about the aussie flag

2010-03-25 09:42:29

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1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6666|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Miggle wrote:
1927 wrote:
DrunkFace wrote:

So if you happen to have that exact flag, but placed in one corner and then added a whole lot of other bullshit like stars and shit, it would make it easier?
Not sure what you are asking but no, you'd still have to make the same flag, smaller, plus a load of stars and other stuff.
he's talking about the aussie flag

Oh ok cheers.

Do you know why? It dosent take much to confuse an ol boy like me.

2010-03-25 09:43:41

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Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6735|FUCK UBISOFT

1927 wrote:
Miggle wrote:
1927 wrote:

Not sure what you are asking but no, you'd still have to make the same flag, smaller, plus a load of stars and other stuff.
he's talking about the aussie flag
Oh ok cheers.

Do you know why? It dosent take much to confuse an ol boy like me.

because it's harder to draw

2010-03-25 09:46:03

#13

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6674|Disaster Free Zone

Miggle wrote:
1927 wrote:
DrunkFace wrote:

So if you happen to have that exact flag, but placed in one corner and then added a whole lot of other bullshit like stars and shit, it would make it easier?
Not sure what you are asking but no, you'd still have to make the same flag, smaller, plus a load of stars and other stuff.
he's talking about the aussie flag

NZ tbh.

2010-03-25 09:48:47

#14

presidentsheep: Back to the Fuhrer; +208|5954|Places 'n such

On a slight side note, it's personal protective equipment/clothing. Had to do a 2 hour training program for it at work last week... Thats about all I remember about it though.

I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

2010-03-25 09:52:36

#15

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6666|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Miggle wrote:
1927 wrote:
Miggle wrote:

he's talking about the aussie flag
Oh ok cheers.

Do you know why? It dosent take much to confuse an ol boy like me.
because it's harder to draw

No I ment why isnt he talking about the flags Im after?

2010-03-25 09:54:47

#16

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6735|FUCK UBISOFT

1927 wrote:
Miggle wrote:
1927 wrote:

Oh ok cheers.

Do you know why? It dosent take much to confuse an ol boy like me.
because it's harder to draw
No I ment why isnt he talking about the flags Im after?

you said the english flag was the hardest to draw, and he responded that the australian new zealand flag is harder.

2010-03-25 09:56:48

#17

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6666|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Miggle wrote:
1927 wrote:
Miggle wrote:

because it's harder to draw
No I ment why isnt he talking about the flags Im after?
you said the english flag was the hardest to draw, and he responded that the australian new zealand flag is harder.

ahh ffs now I get you, sorry, rushing like a divvy this afternoon and things going whoosh over my head.

Duh, facepalm etc

Please bump this over the weekend for me please If I dont get back on till Sat night.

2010-03-25 09:56:49

#18

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6674|Disaster Free Zone

1927 wrote:
No I ment why isnt he talking about the flags Im after?

Cause I got nothing.

3 very easy flags...

2010-03-25 09:57:51

#19

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6666|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Those flags will be easy peasey to do, they will be approx 2"x3" (or 50mm x 75mm)

Thank you

The English one isnt that Union Jack one btw.

2010-03-25 10:00:48

#20

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6735|FUCK UBISOFT

uk, england, same thing.

2010-03-25 10:01:32

#21

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5381|Fuck this.

Three out of four online translators gave the first sentence as this:

Alle Besucher und Fahrer müssen BERICHT AN EMPFANG.

German btw.

Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!

2010-03-25 10:08:54

#22

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6735|FUCK UBISOFT

ROGUEDD wrote:
Three out of four online translators gave the first sentence as this:

Alle Besucher und Fahrer müssen BERICHT AN EMPFANG.

German btw.

http://translate.google.com/#auto|en|%0 … 20EMPFANG.

2010-03-25 10:12:27

#23

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6666|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

I'll check back to this over the weekend and Monday, thanks again.

2010-03-25 10:19:19

#24

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6560|NYC / Hamburg

ROGUEDD wrote:
Three out of four online translators gave the first sentence as this:

Alle Besucher und Fahrer müssen BERICHT AN EMPFANG.

German btw.

hell no

1927 wrote:
ALL VISITORS AND DRIVERS MUST REPORT TO RECEPTION

Alle Besucher und Fahrer müssen sich an der Rezeption melden

1927 wrote:
ALL VISITORS MUST WEAR PERSONAL PROTECTIVE CLOTHING WHILST ON SITE

Alle Besucher müssen ihre persönliche Schutzkleidung auf dem Gelände tragen

1927 wrote:
ALL VISITORS AND DRIVERS MUST REPORT TO SUPERVISORS OFFICE

Alle Besucher und Fahrer müssen sich im Büro des Aufsehers melden

Last edited by max (2010-03-25 11:20:58)

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2010-03-25 10:25:22

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FlemishHCmaniac: Member; +147|6405|Belgium

ROGUEDD wrote:
Three out of four online translators gave the first sentence as this:

Alle Besucher und Fahrer müssen BERICHT AN EMPFANG.

German btw.

I think your google translation mixed up the verb report with the noun, or it could be the imperative. Either way, it's incorrect.

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