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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,583588,00.html
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/286145
http://www.infowars.com/hugo-chavez-bla … -was-used/

A few sources of the same story.
I think Chavez is an attention-getter, same tier as Ahmadinejad, but for a few reasons I want to take a second to think about why that could be true.

First, a tectonic weapon makes sense. Level a large area without rockets or explosions or fallout? Nice! And they've mentioned it before too. I won't lie, I only learned this today but it seems to be a real quote... In 1997 Defense Secretary William Cohen expressed concern over countries using an "eco-type of terrorism whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves.” Well if thirteen fucking years ago that's a public concern, you can bet the worlds most zealous military would have their hands on those secrets and more by now. They probably did then.

So. You have this big cool gun and a few kids you wanna shoot. Afghanistan? Iran? ... anyone else in the future who dare fuck around?
Not having tried it out, Haiti makes sense as a nice close test target with not a lot to lose and no impact on the rest of the world. Easy to help clean up, they're in our backyard, and maybe like Chavez is saying, though I agree less with his angle and more with the test-run side of it, we're using it to position ourselves in Haiti for whatever reason.


http://www.fas.org/sgp/congress/2001/hr2977.html
That bill introduced in 2001 by the brilliant Dennis Kucinich mentions tectonic weapons amongst other 'exotic weapons systems,' and though that's certainly no evidence, the bill sounds like it's written by a man who knows a bit about what's up.

Tesla once claimed to have invented an earthquake machine. Yes the mythbusters debunked it in the first season but they had no idea what they were doing.

I just... see this making a little bit of sense. Thoughts?
Cybargs
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lol. Why would US destroy haiti again? They have a shit ton of troops there in the first place already =.= hell the UN even asked the US to send in more.
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Destroying Haiti would have been very redundant.
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haffeysucks wrote:

inb4stateoffear
state off ear?
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Brasso
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Morpheus wrote:

haffeysucks wrote:

inb4stateoffear
state off ear?
state
of
fear
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
jsnipy
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was there a rainbow effect in the sky?
Morpheus
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jsnipy wrote:

was there a rainbow effect in the sky?
u no, 20 yers agoo ths wdnt happin... whu nos wat the skarie govamets dooin to ur water suppply.
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We have a Tectonic Weapon?  F'n badass!
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DBBrinson1 wrote:

We have a Tectonic Weapon?  F'n badass!
damn skippy. haiti was just a demonstration. rest of the world is next.




try and stop us, bitches
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1stSFOD-Delta wrote:

DBBrinson1 wrote:

We have a Tectonic Weapon?  F'n badass!
damn skippy. haiti was just a demonstration. rest of the world is next.




try and stop us, bitches
when does cali get put on the list?

on a side note - burnzz, time to move.
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wow, I wish we had something like that.
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um...I can't post here any more.

Have to go now.
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Wasn't there some Russian thing like millions of years ago, that was supposed to do that?

I remember seeing an old film about it. Looked like a truck with a rocket firing into the ground.

I think Tesla had some input on it.

Either way, /facepalm Chavez

Edit: Just read the bottom of the OP.

Last edited by M.O.A.B (2010-02-12 06:34:13)

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Some one please take away Hugo Chavez and Mohammar Quadaffi's blackberries!!! They are texting each other again
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FEOS wrote:

um...I can't post here any more.

Have to go now.
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M.O.A.B wrote:

Wasn't there some Russian thing like millions of years ago, that was supposed to do that?

I remember seeing an old film about it. Looked like a truck with a rocket firing into the ground.

I think Tesla had some input on it.

Either way, /facepalm Chavez

Edit: Just read the bottom of the OP.
Tesla never worked for the russians. He was born in austria.

Also chavez should be on TV he's funny.
Jay
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kn0ckahh wrote:

M.O.A.B wrote:

Wasn't there some Russian thing like millions of years ago, that was supposed to do that?

I remember seeing an old film about it. Looked like a truck with a rocket firing into the ground.

I think Tesla had some input on it.

Either way, /facepalm Chavez

Edit: Just read the bottom of the OP.
Tesla never worked for the russians. He was born in austria Serbia.

Also chavez should be on TV he's funny.
Fixed for posterity.
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I wonder how much energy would be required to kick start an earthquake. Really all you would be doing is speeding up the inevitable, probably even making it not as bad as it would be had you allowed nature to take its course. It's probably theoretically possible, but not on a secretive/conspiracy basis. It would make alot of noise, if you know what I mean.

I'm not even gonna really bother with the theory of the US 'doing Haiti' but I'm now interested in the possibilities of kickstarting earthquakes like that.
unnamednewbie13
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That would actually be kind of cool, like "Command & Conquer: Red Alert 4" come to life.

I mean why not? It's a game with trained paratrooper bear soldiers, dolphin navies and satellite bombardment.
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Did someone just like to an Alex Jones site in an OP?


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ROGUEDD
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Tesla did build an earthquake machine of sorts. Nearly destroyed his lab.
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Cybargs wrote:

lol. Why would US destroy haiti again? They have a shit ton of troops there in the first place already =.= hell the UN even asked the US to send in more.
To test the weapon?
ATG
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Cybargs wrote:

lol. Why would US destroy haiti again? They have a shit ton of troops there in the first place already =.= hell the UN even asked the US to send in more.
To test the weapon?

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