Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot

2010-02-02 04:54:59

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Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5997

To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She's a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She'll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she'll have sex whenever you please -- as long as her battery doesn't run out.

Meet Roxxxy, who may be the world's most sophisticated talking female sex robot. For $7,000, she's all yours.

"She doesn't vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else," said her inventor, Douglas Hines, who unveiled Roxxxy last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Lifelike dolls, artificial sex organs and sex-chat phone lines have been keeping the lonely company for decades. But Roxxxy takes virtual companionship to a new level.

Powered by a computer under her soft silicone "skin," she employs voice-recognition and speech-synthesis software to answer questions and carry on conversations. She even comes loaded with five distinct "personalities," from Frigid Farrah to Wild Wendy, that can be programmed to suit customers' preferences.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html

That's just depressing.

2010-02-02 04:56:11

#2

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7102|Devon, England

AHH THE FACE!

Last edited by FFLink (2010-02-02 04:56:31)

2010-02-02 05:07:45

#3

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,822|6517|eXtreme to the maX

Macbeth wrote:
That's just depressing.

Don't cry, you'll have the $7,000 one day.

Fuck Israel

2010-02-02 05:11:56

#4

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7255|Reykjavík, Iceland.

FFLink wrote:
AHH THE FACE!

Catherine Tate tbh

2010-02-02 05:14:26

#5

SonderKommando: Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....; +564|7071|The darkside of Denver

He could sell his BMW.

2010-02-02 05:15:41

#6

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6684

She looks like she had a failed plastic surgery
Also, lol

"She doesn't vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else," said her inventor

2010-02-02 05:18:35

#7

TheEternalPessimist: Wibble; +412|7031|Mhz

Looks like David Coulthard in a dress and wig :S

2010-02-02 05:20:23

#8

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7221|Nårvei

When is the boxxy edition coming?

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2010-02-02 06:05:53

#9

baggs: Member; +732|6616

Dilbert_X wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
That's just depressing.
Don't cry, you'll have the $7,000 one day.

this.

Or you and Freezer can go halves.

2010-02-02 06:34:27

#10

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6990|Columbus, OH

I'll buy two if it can it drive me home, at night, when I am drunk.

2010-02-02 07:05:57

#11

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7009|Seattle

She's ugly, but I'd hit it.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2010-02-02 07:08:47

#12

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7221|Nårvei

King_County_Downy wrote:
She's ugly, but I'd hit it.

But then again, you'd hit anything

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2010-02-02 07:10:52

#13

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6909

Varegg wrote:
King_County_Downy wrote:
She's ugly, but I'd hit it.
But then again, you'd hit anything

lol

i am thinking, "what could go wrong?" then a mental image of a hamburger grinder appears . . .

2010-02-02 07:15:54

#14

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6755

King_County_Downy wrote:
She's ugly, but I'd hit it.

I´m with you on this one!

https://www.abload.de/img/bf3-bf2ssig0250wvn.jpg

2010-02-02 07:18:28

#15

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6865|The Twilight Zone

The question is - can she swallow?

https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png

2010-02-02 07:18:59

#16

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7153|FUCK UBISOFT

.Sup wrote:
The question is - can she swallow?

will it blend?

2010-02-02 07:19:21

#17

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6634|Escea

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/28748/wtf_is_this_shit2.jpg

Appropriate?

2010-02-02 07:22:41

#18

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7154|London

Miggle wrote:
.Sup wrote:
The question is - can she swallow?
will it blend?

Does it float?

2010-02-02 07:22:57

#19

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6875|cuntshitlake

God fucking damn that face is gross

main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg

2010-02-02 07:36:42

#20

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6603|Roma

Sydney wrote:
FFLink wrote:
AHH THE FACE!
Catherine Tate tbh

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/29388/stopped%20scrolling%21.png

2010-02-02 07:50:44

#21

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6609|Winland

baggs wrote:
Dilbert_X wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
That's just depressing.
Don't cry, you'll have the $7,000 one day.
this.

Or you and Freezer can go halves.

I'm in.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2010-02-02 07:51:54

#22

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6865|The Twilight Zone

about time amirite

2010-02-02 08:54:21

#23

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6648|Uk

the inventor really looks like the kind of guy to make something like that

if i saw him in the street id be thinking "sex robot maker sex robot maker sex robot maker"

2010-02-02 09:19:08

#24

Jean_Peste_tu?: Yes I Do; +44|7031|Auteuil, Laval

If only the face wasn't that ugly!
I want to pick the face I want to look at. Please give me options; what if I want a movie star face instead.

Brown bag FTW meanwhile!

Now, just give her a white dress so she can fit the appliances.

2010-02-02 09:24:48

#25

Laika: Member; +75|6355

An ugly sex robot would come out of New Jersey.

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