1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6686|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
In no particular oder these are the members I wanna make bleed, as I did, please take it as a compliment if your name pops up, and take no offence if it dosent.

1. Eifa 10
2. Kimmmmm
3. Truckergustav
4. Laura
5. Fatherted (please ensure you eat sweetcorn fritters the night before)
6. Burnzz (I bet it does)
7. Mek (thats the noise my balls will make as they smash into you)
8. Kez (he's going to split in half)
9. Camm Robb and Finray (keep it in the family and they can compare notes at bedtime)
10. Bevo (will you rap to me in a Eminem styleeeeee?)
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6483
'27 im disappointed.

im sexier than half the females on that list
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6686|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Well I did think about you Uzi but this is the reason I chose not to include you, use ya imagination here and run with what I have to say for a second.

Id be slamming into you mate, balls slapping ya ass, asking who ya dad is and you'd come up with a big long word, Id stop mid pump and ask 'fuck did you just say mate?' and the moment would be lost.  The romance would be gone forever, and even though I come across as a bit of a lad, I dont do shagging.

I only make love.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|5884|00770

1927 wrote:

I only make love.
grr <3
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6686|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

I only make love.
grr <3
Too fucking right Tiger
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6204|Roma

1927 wrote:

Id be slamming into you mate, balls slapping ya ass,
Metal balls, metal.
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/29388/stopped%20scrolling%21.png
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6686|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

PrivateVendetta wrote:

1927 wrote:

Id be slamming into you mate, balls slapping ya ass,
Metal balls, metal.
Cold and refreshing hmmmmm perfect for summer loving, even better for making things in the sand with.  Things like tunnels for mice, ramps for toy cars to go down wards into a pretend sandy garage.  Its similar to what a Turtle leaves as it waddles up the beach to shit its eggs out
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6242|NSW, Australia

:'(
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|6734|Sydney, Australia

1927 wrote:

Id be slamming into you mate, balls slapping ya ass, asking who ya dad is and you'd come up with a big long word, Id stop mid pump and ask 'fuck did you just say mate?' and the moment would be lost.  The romance would be gone forever
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|5884|00770
i thought about posting my 10. gave it up tho.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6684|UK
Do eeeeeeeeeeeeit.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6510

do you
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6591|Columbus, OH
no homo: if two penises touch that automatically makes you fruitier than my Fruit Loops cereal.
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5556|Toronto

loubot wrote:

no homo: if two penises touch that automatically makes you fruitier than my Fruit Loops cereal.
We're all too aware. It's become such a concern that it even has a technical name: crossing swords.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6591|Columbus, OH

Pochsy wrote:

loubot wrote:

no homo: if two penises touch that automatically makes you fruitier than my Fruit Loops cereal.
We're all too aware. It's become such a concern that it even has a technical name: crossing swords.
good, good you gents are fully aware

https://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq127/A-Nunes/nbc_the_more_you_know.jpg
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5556|Toronto

loubot wrote:

Pochsy wrote:

loubot wrote:

no homo: if two penises touch that automatically makes you fruitier than my Fruit Loops cereal.
We're all too aware. It's become such a concern that it even has a technical name: crossing swords.
good, good you gents are fully aware

http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq12 … u_know.jpg
We're well versed in all matters pertaining to, or loosely correlated with, the practice of mostly-male-orgies. We were questioned when we signed up for the forum...didn't you have to define 'playing the skin-flute' and 'the brain'?
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
whaaaaaaaaaat
><>
+215|5263
yall need to chill with the gay stuff. it stopped being funny 2 yrs ago
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6466|The Twilight Zone
i wanna sex u ig
https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png
whaaaaaaaaaat
><>
+215|5263
i would too
mkxiii
online bf2s mek evasion
+509|6249|Uk
i love how this thread is actually still open
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6466|The Twilight Zone

whaaaaaaaaaat wrote:

i would too
What's stopping you?
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Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6634|London, England
I dunno why they keep threads like this and "how do you wipe your shit" open, it all depends on who makes the thread
whaaaaaaaaaat
><>
+215|5263
i fuck myself every day that im not fucking a chick
mkxiii
online bf2s mek evasion
+509|6249|Uk

Mekstizzle wrote:

I dunno why they keep threads like this and "how do you wipe your shit" open, it all depends on who makes the thread
and ted is the king when it comes to threads that would normally be closed

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