LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6563|British Columbia, Canada
One of the many benefits of being a good looking girl.

... never having to pay for a drink at a club or bar.
aerodynamic
FOCKING HELL
+241|5754|Roma
Gotta hate american people who come to rome and get pissed drunk and ruin the weekend night for us people who fucking live here...

Last edited by aerodynamic (2010-01-17 12:34:23)

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Jay
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+2,006|5359|London, England

PrivateVendetta wrote:

Enjoyed it tbh, and agree
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6628|UK
I had that at a bar once. Was queuing and some girl arrived next to me. We had the whole "doesn't it suck having to queue for so long" dialogue and then a few seconds later she was like: "So, gonna by me a drink?" I just kinda looked at her in mild surprise and said flatly: "Well, no". She looked like I'd just offended her, all of her family members, and her cat, all in one foul swoop.

I lol'd to myself as she turned away.
aerodynamic
FOCKING HELL
+241|5754|Roma

liquidat0r wrote:

I had that at a bar once. Was queuing and some girl arrived next to me. We had the whole "doesn't it suck having to queue for so long" dialogue and then a few seconds later she was like: "So, gonna by me a drink?" I just kinda looked at her in mild surprise and said flatly: "Well, no". She looked like I'd just offended her, all of her family members, and her cat, all in one foul swoop.

I lol'd to myself as she turned away.
The best thing to do is order two drinks as like if you were offering one for her and then take both drinks and leave while saying"was nice to meet you".
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liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6628|UK

aerodynamic wrote:

The best thing to do is order two drinks as like if you were offering one for her and then take both drinks and leave while saying"was nice to meet you".
Haha, nice
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|6660|BC, Canada

liquidat0r wrote:

aerodynamic wrote:

The best thing to do is order two drinks as like if you were offering one for her and then take both drinks and leave while saying"was nice to meet you".
Haha, nice
true.

Always laugh at people buying girls drinks to get in their pants. Only time I do it is if its for my wife or a girl who is a friend. One of the funniest things is when dudes used to buy my wife and her friend a drink and watching the look on their face when the girls would give me both drinks.
Phatmatt
Vroom Vroom
+298|6190|Canada

So true in many ways. Enjoyed reading this even if it was a long read.
Harmor
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+605|6549|San Diego, CA, USA
My sister has guys buy her drinks all the time and then gives them to her friends...


I'd say buy her milk and see if she laugh...and still talk to you.  Perhaps it might be a sign she's not a gold digger?
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6107|eXtreme to the maX
Her reaction, however, revealed the self-entitled, game-playing she-devil that was lurking underneath.
Thats girls, get used to it, except for the occasional one in a million.
I can't be bothered with their stupid games either.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2010-01-17 14:50:11)

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Jay
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+2,006|5359|London, England

Harmor wrote:

My sister has guys buy her drinks all the time and then gives them to her friends...


I'd say buy her milk and see if she laugh...and still talk to you.  Perhaps it might be a sign she's not a gold digger?
I pimp out my girlfriend for drinks sometimes Guys see her bringing the drink to me and get all pissed off. Luckily I'm 6'3" and mean looking so they never want to fight
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Macbeth
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+2,444|5586

JohnG@lt wrote:

Harmor wrote:

My sister has guys buy her drinks all the time and then gives them to her friends...


I'd say buy her milk and see if she laugh...and still talk to you.  Perhaps it might be a sign she's not a gold digger?
I pimp out my girlfriend for drinks sometimes Guys see her bringing the drink to me and get all pissed off. Luckily I'm 6'3" and mean looking so they never want to fight
I'm pretty sure they could afford to buy their girlfriends drinks at least.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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JohnG@lt wrote:

I pimp out my girlfriend for drinks sometimes Guys see her bringing the drink to me and get all pissed off. Luckily I'm 6'3" and mean looking so they never want to fight
Thats inspired.
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Jay
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+2,006|5359|London, England

Macbeth wrote:

JohnG@lt wrote:

Harmor wrote:

My sister has guys buy her drinks all the time and then gives them to her friends...


I'd say buy her milk and see if she laugh...and still talk to you.  Perhaps it might be a sign she's not a gold digger?
I pimp out my girlfriend for drinks sometimes Guys see her bringing the drink to me and get all pissed off. Luckily I'm 6'3" and mean looking so they never want to fight
I'm pretty sure they could afford to buy their girlfriends drinks at least.
I can afford it but why bother when I can get someone else to buy me a drink? It's not done often, just whenever a guy sees me with my girl and flirts with her anyway. You know the type. Some guys just have no respect for other peoples women. So, they want to be a cock? They're buying my drinks.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Macbeth
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+2,444|5586

JohnG@lt wrote:

I can afford it but why bother when I can get someone else to buy me a drink?
That's sound likes something a liberal or socialist would say.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6498

Macbeth wrote:

JohnG@lt wrote:

I can afford it but why bother when I can get someone else to buy me a drink?
That's sound likes something a liberal or socialist would say.
well played.
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|6743|FUCK UBISOFT

Macbeth wrote:

JohnG@lt wrote:

I can afford it but why bother when I can get someone else to buy me a drink?
That's sound likes something a liberal or socialist would say.
next thing you know he's going to want the government to buy him drinks.
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Jay
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+2,006|5359|London, England

Miggle wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

JohnG@lt wrote:

I can afford it but why bother when I can get someone else to buy me a drink?
That's sound likes something a liberal or socialist would say.
next thing you know he's going to want the government to buy him drinks.
Nah, it's solely to teach the bastards a lesson about trying to pick up 'taken' women.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|6743|FUCK UBISOFT

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Sup guies
+157|5635|Southern California
At least give the guy who actually made this tl;dr post his credit cards.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6107|eXtreme to the maX

JohnG@lt wrote:

Miggle wrote:

Macbeth wrote:


That's sound likes something a liberal or socialist would say.
next thing you know he's going to want the government to buy him drinks.
Nah, it's solely to teach the bastards a lesson about trying to pick up 'taken' women.
Maybe these guys assume your GF is out with her retarded brother and buy her pity drinks?
It works for my sister.
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Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6490|Gogledd Cymru

Dilbert_X wrote:

JohnG@lt wrote:

Miggle wrote:


next thing you know he's going to want the government to buy him drinks.
Nah, it's solely to teach the bastards a lesson about trying to pick up 'taken' women.
Maybe these guys assume your GF is out with her retarded brother and buy her pity drinks?
It works for my sister.
haha +1
kn0ckahh
Member
+98|6739|netherlands, sweet lake city
Well this one time I was talking to this girl when suddenly out of nowhere

she says: "are you donna buy me a drink or what"
Me: the latter
She: what
Me: wat

I walked away while she's still standing there thinking: wat.
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6154|what

Hakei wrote:

The moral: Ladies, accept drinks if they are offered. Do not expect them. And if you’re feeling particularly wild on a given night, offer to buy the guy a drink. He will be instantly smitten.
I must admit if a girl buys you a beer, she's a keeper.


Thanks for the thread Hakei. Good read. I'm just sorry some people here see only the username and instantly dismiss the post in it's entirety.
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Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
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kn0ckahh wrote:

Well this one time I was talking to this girl when suddenly out of nowhere

she says: "are you donna buy me a drink or what"
Me: the latter
She: what
Me: wat

I walked away while she's still standing there thinking: wat.
You should have gone
"troll'd"

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