The "Tell Us About The Cool Stuff You've Done" Thread

2009-12-09 18:12:31

#1

Iconic Irony: Bare Back Rough Rider; +189|5277|San Angelo, TX

Post the coolest/most interesting/conversation worthy stuff you've done and experienced in your life.

Mine:

*Broke horses and rode bulls from the age of 9 to the age of 13 (hurt back).
*Survived countless 4 wheeler wrecks including, but not limited to: back over front flips, rollovers, head on collisions, a complete submergence and sub-sequential roll, a 25 foot free-fall, a 15mph clothesline and several other various accidents without serious injury.
*Broke a dude's neck.
*Spent 3 months with no electricity during an ice storm on a farm.
*Sunk a boat.
*Moved out of house at 16.
*Joined military at 17.
*I've read classified military information.
*Rode in the boom pod of a KC-135 in flight. (amazing view)
*Experienced combat landings in the worlds second largest plane piloted by a 2 star general. (C-5 Galaxy)
*Saw Hurricane Katrina damage first hand days after it happened.
*Became (very) loose friends with Ross Perot.
*Held Wild Bill Hitchcocks pistols (in a case of course).
*Worked on oil rigs.
*Worked as a coordinator/scheduler for sand hauling semi-trucks.
*Worked 3 stories below ground in an 1960's underground nuclear bunker.
*Stood in a decommissioned radioactive cobalt sterilization chamber.

I've experienced a lot of cool things and done a lot of cool shit in my 25 years, can't wait to see what the next 25 years hold.

Post some cool stuff you've done/experienced or just some stuff you're proud of. Pics also welcome!

Last edited by Iconic Irony (2009-12-09 18:19:41)

2009-12-09 18:17:53

#2

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5260|foggy bottom

awesome life!!!!

Tu Stultus Es

2009-12-09 18:31:28

#3

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6602|132 and Bush

Traveled Europe/South America playing soccer 16-17.
Volunteered providing hurricane Katrina relief.
Been through a half dozen hurricanes.
Robbed/Carjacked at gunpoint by two fellas in ski mask.
Spent two weeks without electricity due to summer storms.
Delivered life saving organs (on time).
Farted in the supreme court.
Was held up by a banana at Grand Central station (bad joke).
Dated two girls that were openly Bi. One really enjoyed the vidcam.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-12-09 18:32:44

#4

Morpheus: This shit still going?; +508|6000|The Mitten

hrmm... not much, nor anything really neat like some of that stuff... but:

Performed at Giants Stadium
Performed at Disney World (and got to go 'behind the scenes')
Performed at the Kennedy Center in Washington DC
Worked with the voice of Master Shake

hmm, that's all i can think of right now....

EE (hats

2009-12-09 18:53:47

#5

Iconic Irony: Bare Back Rough Rider; +189|5277|San Angelo, TX

Kmarion wrote:
Traveled Europe/South America playing soccer 16-17.
Volunteered providing hurricane Katrina relief.
Been through a half dozen hurricanes.
Robbed/Carjacked at gunpoint by two fellas in ski mask.
Spent two weeks without electricity due to summer storms.
Delivered life saving organs (on time).
Farted in the supreme court.
Was held up by a banana at Grand Central station (bad joke).
Dated two girls that were openly Bi. One really enjoyed the vidcam.

Where did you do the Katrina help? I was in Biloxi Mississippi.

Also the fart made me lol.

Morpheus wrote:
hrmm... not much, nor anything really neat like some of that stuff... but:

Performed at Giants Stadium
Performed at Disney World (and got to go 'behind the scenes')
Performed at the Kennedy Center in Washington DC
Worked with the voice of Master Shake

hmm, that's all i can think of right now....

What do you perform? Music, I'm assuming? Anything we've heard/seen?

2009-12-09 19:21:40

#6

Morpheus: This shit still going?; +508|6000|The Mitten

Iconic Irony wrote:
Kmarion wrote:
Traveled Europe/South America playing soccer 16-17.
Volunteered providing hurricane Katrina relief.
Been through a half dozen hurricanes.
Robbed/Carjacked at gunpoint by two fellas in ski mask.
Spent two weeks without electricity due to summer storms.
Delivered life saving organs (on time).
Farted in the supreme court.
Was held up by a banana at Grand Central station (bad joke).
Dated two girls that were openly Bi. One really enjoyed the vidcam.
Where did you do the Katrina help? I was in Biloxi Mississippi.

Also the fart made me lol.

Morpheus wrote:
hrmm... not much, nor anything really neat like some of that stuff... but:

Performed at Giants Stadium
Performed at Disney World (and got to go 'behind the scenes')
Performed at the Kennedy Center in Washington DC
Worked with the voice of Master Shake

hmm, that's all i can think of right now....
What do you perform? Music, I'm assuming? Anything we've heard/seen?

Well, Giants Stadium was with Marching band, same with Disney... tbh i can't remember the shows, but it's probably stuff you'd recognize... i think they were batman/Danny Elfman and Red dragon/something else?
DC was with my college's theatre, we did a new production for ACTF

EE (hats

2009-12-09 19:24:39

#7

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6602|132 and Bush

Iconic Irony wrote:
Kmarion wrote:
Traveled Europe/South America playing soccer 16-17.
Volunteered providing hurricane Katrina relief.
Been through a half dozen hurricanes.
Robbed/Carjacked at gunpoint by two fellas in ski mask.
Spent two weeks without electricity due to summer storms.
Delivered life saving organs (on time).
Farted in the supreme court.
Was held up by a banana at Grand Central station (bad joke).
Dated two girls that were openly Bi. One really enjoyed the vidcam.
Where did you do the Katrina help? I was in Biloxi Mississippi.

Also the fart made me lol.

Outside of NO (North Shore). I went delivering water as part of the an a UPS/United Way endeavor. I didn't get there until a week or so after. As a matter a fact I was paid.. I still volunteered though .

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-12-09 19:29:35

#8

Iconic Irony: Bare Back Rough Rider; +189|5277|San Angelo, TX

Kmarion wrote:
Iconic Irony wrote:
Kmarion wrote:
Traveled Europe/South America playing soccer 16-17.
Volunteered providing hurricane Katrina relief.
Been through a half dozen hurricanes.
Robbed/Carjacked at gunpoint by two fellas in ski mask.
Spent two weeks without electricity due to summer storms.
Delivered life saving organs (on time).
Farted in the supreme court.
Was held up by a banana at Grand Central station (bad joke).
Dated two girls that were openly Bi. One really enjoyed the vidcam.
Where did you do the Katrina help? I was in Biloxi Mississippi.

Also the fart made me lol.
Outside of NO (North Shore). I went delivering water as part of the an a UPS/United Way endeavor. I didn't get there until a week or so after. As a matter a fact I was paid.. I still volunteered though .

Heh, I wish my experience was as well remembered. I helped guard Keesler AFB, and helped on a few SAR patrols since I knew the area, although we didn't find anyone....alive anyways.

2009-12-09 19:31:40

#9

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6530|Global Command

I climbed El Capitan, in Yosemite.
Rocked a crowd of 3500.
Became nationally known in my field.
Held two newborn children of my own flesh and blood, still bloody and slimey from the womb.
Recorded 5 full length studio albums.
Led the popularity score in a forum about a game nobody cares about for way too long.
Been self employed for 12 years.

2009-12-09 19:32:27

#10

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6602|132 and Bush

Iconic Irony wrote:
Kmarion wrote:
Iconic Irony wrote:

Where did you do the Katrina help? I was in Biloxi Mississippi.

Also the fart made me lol.
Outside of NO (North Shore). I went delivering water as part of the an a UPS/United Way endeavor. I didn't get there until a week or so after. As a matter a fact I was paid.. I still volunteered though .
Heh, I wish my experience was as well remembered. I helped guard Keesler AFB, and helped on a few SAR patrols since I knew the area, although we didn't find anyone....alive anyways.

I had friends that worked for TECO (Tampa Electric). They sent a convoy up to help restore power. Their stories>my stories. They really got into the shit of it.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-12-09 19:32:52

#11

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5587

nothing ;;

2009-12-09 19:33:54

#12

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6154|what

Macbeth wrote:
nothing ;;

You did that weird asian hooker.

2009-12-09 19:35:00

#13

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6602|132 and Bush

AussieReaper wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
nothing ;;
You did that weird asian hooker.

Penis story to I think.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-12-09 19:46:58

#14

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6694

I crossed international borders illegally into Brazil.
I've seen the cosmos and heard the wolves.

x

2009-12-09 19:52:19

#15

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6498

i've survived - motorcycle wrecks, a rock climbing fall, jail. i've had my eye replaced, and have seen quite a bit of this country. i've taught myself how to work on big rigs and computers, and lately how to take pictures. i hope to be a photographer one day.

2009-12-09 19:54:38

#16

Iconic Irony: Bare Back Rough Rider; +189|5277|San Angelo, TX

burnzz wrote:
i've survived - motorcycle wrecks, a rock climbing fall, jail. i've had my eye replaced, and have seen quite a bit of this country. i've taught myself how to work on big rigs and computers, and lately how to take pictures. i hope to be a photographer one day.

What did you do with big-rigs and what the hell happened to your eye?

2009-12-09 20:00:30

#17

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6498

i'm a CDL. as far as working on big rigs, a guy across the street saw me working on my motorcycle, offered me cash to maintain his rig (he was independent) and when he was convicted of manslaughter (he drove in the fog too fast) gave me the keys to fix and drive, splitting the profits.
i thought i was going blind but the doctor told me 'cataract'. i said "aren't i young to have one of those?" and she said "apparently not."

2009-12-09 20:31:24

#18

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6708|67.222.138.85

How the hell did you sink a boat?

2009-12-09 20:34:41

#19

Morpheus: This shit still going?; +508|6000|The Mitten

I also went to this "speakeasy" in Belfast when i was in Ireland...

EE (hats

2009-12-09 20:46:56

#20

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6569|Mountains of NC

done some stuff .............

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2009-12-09 20:47:40

#21

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6498

^ now this i gotta hear . . .

2009-12-09 21:01:21

#22

Blade4509: Wrench turnin' fool; +202|5510|America

Worked on nuclear missiles for 2 countries.
Never smoked or drank any type of alcohol.
Shaken hands with a 2, 3, and 4 star general.
Met the Secretary of Defense.
Been within reach of 10 million dollars.
Jumped out of a tree and knifed a deer on the fall Rambo style.

Thats about all I can think of atm.

"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"

2009-12-09 21:47:00

#23

Reddhedd: trolawlawl; +188|6446|EE Chat

Let's see
Punched a guy in the face (not a big achievement I know, but damn it felt good)
In a bank while it was being robbed
Made the game winning PK save (soccer) to clinch the championship for all of the western United states
Did a swan dive off of a second story hotel balcony
Played elevator soccer in a five star hotel, complete with hitting the manager in the stomach with the ball (Elevator soccer-Start of on first floor, get on elevator. Second floor get off, press button of other elevator. Play keep away on each floor until second elevator arrives. Once it arrives, first team to make a goal into the elevator gets a point. Manager is in elevator, ball slams him. We got verbally raped. Worth it. )
All out bench clearing brawl in quarter finals of the tournament I was talking about.

2009-12-09 22:22:26

#24

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6494|Connecticut

Saw some neat things in the Marines
Made it on the New England Patriots practice squad (intercepted Brady when he was a third stringer in a back pedal drill)
Got cut from the team after three months but I made it further than most!!
Bounced at a strip club in college and had a four some
Worked as a body guard for David from Disturbed on the original MUSIC AS A WEAPON tour back in 03 ( he pulled a LOT of ass)
went scuba diving in Okinawa
convinced a stripper to put an ice cube in her ass
shot an 84 once golfing
jerked off left handed
farted in the same elevator as Attorney General Richard Blumenthal
woke up in Atlantic City the morning of my wedding ( I live in Connecticut)
took a shit in a guys boot once cuz he pissed me off
hit a home run in front of my son at one of my softball games (when you have kids you'll understand)
Fathered two great children and married a beautiful woman

Malloy must go

2009-12-09 23:02:10

#25

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,810|6107|eXtreme to the maX

deeznutz1245 wrote:
convinced a stripper to put an ice cube in her ass

We have a winner.

Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!

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