Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6886|London, England
I meant in the sense of what desertfox was saying. He's like how does the word boyfriend stop anything. GS is like or herpes, and I'm like, or the word "No"... it was a simple rape joke. You guys are hopeless
S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6783|Montucky
That made about as much sense as a football bat
SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
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Hey guise! Squatted 350lbs tonight, on meh way to 405lb!! Heed my words, by spring sonder will squat over 400 pounds!!
eleven bravo
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I dont wanna get herpes
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Gooners
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nice!
13urnzz
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Mekstizzle wrote:

and I'm like, or the word "No"... it was a simple rape joke. You guys are hopeless
Mek, you don't fellate a girl that says "No". she will bite your junk off, so what you gotta do is bend her over.
that way she can say "No" all she wants and is in no 'position' to bite your junk off.
S3v3N
lolwut?
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eleven bravo wrote:

I dont wanna get herpes
You can't get it twice.

and no its not like the chicken pox.
eleven bravo
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SonderKommando wrote:

Hey guise! Squatted 350lbs tonight, on meh way to 405lb!! Heed my words, by spring sonder will squat over 400 pounds!!
hows the backne
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Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6886|London, England

eleven bravo wrote:

I dont wanna get herpes
Then why would you... none of you guys even got the original joke, let alone my version
SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|6925|The darkside of Denver
I don't think ANYONE wants herpes fellas..
eleven bravo
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burnzz wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

and I'm like, or the word "No"... it was a simple rape joke. You guys are hopeless
Mek, you don't fellate a girl that says "No". she will bite your junk off, so what you gotta do is bend her over.
that way she can say "No" all she wants and is in no 'position' to bite your junk off.
you cant fellate a girl, perhaps you mean cunninglingus
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SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|6925|The darkside of Denver

eleven bravo wrote:

SonderKommando wrote:

Hey guise! Squatted 350lbs tonight, on meh way to 405lb!! Heed my words, by spring sonder will squat over 400 pounds!!
hows the backne
My skins as clear as clean linen, act like y'all don't know. No juice here. Just food and YEARS of hard work. Been lifting since BF2 died in 07
S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6783|Montucky

eleven bravo wrote:

burnzz wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

and I'm like, or the word "No"... it was a simple rape joke. You guys are hopeless
Mek, you don't fellate a girl that says "No". she will bite your junk off, so what you gotta do is bend her over.
that way she can say "No" all she wants and is in no 'position' to bite your junk off.
you cant fellate a girl, perhaps you mean cunninglingus
eating at the Y tbh.
eleven bravo
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SonderKommando wrote:

eleven bravo wrote:

SonderKommando wrote:

Hey guise! Squatted 350lbs tonight, on meh way to 405lb!! Heed my words, by spring sonder will squat over 400 pounds!!
hows the backne
My skins as clear as clean linen, act like y'all don't know. No juice here. Just food and YEARS of hard work. Been lifting since BF2 died in 07
props.  Although a lot of people don't think juicing is too bad in moderation.
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13urnzz
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eleven bravo wrote:

you cant fellate a girl, perhaps you mean cunninglingus
i've never heard a girl say "No" to that, so i probly meant "make a girl fellate you." thanks, syntax nazi . . .
SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|6925|The darkside of Denver

eleven bravo wrote:

SonderKommando wrote:

eleven bravo wrote:


hows the backne
My skins as clear as clean linen, act like y'all don't know. No juice here. Just food and YEARS of hard work. Been lifting since BF2 died in 07
props.  Although a lot of people don't think juicing is too bad in moderation.
I would only use gear if I was going to do a body building competition.
S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6783|Montucky

burnzz wrote:

eleven bravo wrote:

you cant fellate a girl, perhaps you mean cunninglingus
i've never heard a girl say "No" to that, so i probly meant "make a girl fellate you." thanks, syntax nazi . . .
my ex wife said no to the BJ all the time.

Then she'd ask why i didn't go outside and cut the grass.  I'd ask her why she didn't suck my nob.

Then i'd tell her, thats just my looking at lawn mower.
eleven bravo
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its been February since Ive hit any tang.  Im in a dry spell
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justice
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Good evening ladies and gentlemen
I know fucking karate
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6886|London, England
evening eh, did you jet off to some island again or are you still here in the cold
eleven bravo
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arent you guys on an island?
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justice
OctoPoster
+978|7006|OctoLand
No Mek, I tried to go to Brent cross, I got there and they said it was closed

I've spent the last few hours shovelling and driving.
I know fucking karate
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6886|London, England

eleven bravo wrote:

arent you guys on an island?
yeah but


...





smartass
13urnzz
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justice wrote:

I've spent the last few hours shovelling and driving.
what a coincidence!

    *  You may post 5 seconds ago
eleven bravo
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better than being a dumbass
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