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2009-10-23 12:40:44

#1

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6652

Or for the few females on the site: I am not a man because...

I don't get orgasms when I eat chocolate.

2009-10-23 12:41:58

#2

NeXuS: Shock it till ya know it; +375|6339|Atlanta, Georgia

I am not a woman because...

I have a dick.

2009-10-23 12:42:06

#3

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6730|St. Andrews / Oslo

I don't bleed from my genitals

I can park a car

I am entitled to my own opinion

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2009-10-23 12:42:47

#4

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6740|FUCK UBISOFT

I have rights.

https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png

2009-10-23 12:43:01

#5

(T)eflon(S)hadow: R.I.P. Neda; +456|6827|Grapevine, TX

Xy Chromosones ? Yeah
Testes and ramrod! Check
Love women!! No Doubt

2009-10-23 12:43:15

#6

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6652

I get paid more for the same job.

2009-10-23 12:43:18

#7

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6445|Boulder, CO

I am not a woman because...it takes me 5 minutes maximum from being told my mates are going out to me actually locking the front door (normally as a i lose keys or wallet or some such).

2009-10-23 12:43:27

#8

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6506

I don't have a penis vagina

2009-10-23 12:44:10

#9

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6105|Birmingham, UK

I don't have an ironing board.

I have a high paying job.

2009-10-23 12:44:16

#10

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6652

I'm not sexist.

^ I'm just saying. Plus I'm not a woman because I'm not sexist.

2009-10-23 12:44:42

#11

menzo: ̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏&#; +616|6444|Amsterdam‫

i'm not in the kitchen right now

https://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee37/menzo2003/fredbf2.png

2009-10-23 12:44:56

#12

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6730|St. Andrews / Oslo

Awesome thread, this one is going to last for over 100 pages.

You heard it here first.

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2009-10-23 12:44:57

#13

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6128|Carnoustie MASSIF

I don't iron my shirts.
I don't take 40 minutes to do my hair.

2009-10-23 12:45:36

#14

LittleBitchy: I hope Hell has wi-fi.; +150|5457|Yeah, there :)

I am not a man because...

I don't have a dick. I don't pee while standing.

Fall seven times. Stand up eight.

2009-10-23 12:45:45

#15

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6652

I pee standing up.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Actually, when we were young kids, my sister proved to me and my brother that she could stand up and pee. She wound up pissing all over the seat and floor and anywhere BUT the toilet!

2009-10-23 12:45:52

#16

mikkel: Member; +383|6599

I'm on the receiving end of sandwiches.

2009-10-23 12:49:23

#17

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6730|St. Andrews / Oslo

People listen when I speak.

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2009-10-23 12:49:53

#18

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6495

Jenspm wrote:
People listen when I speak.

and they look me in the eye.

2009-10-23 12:50:48

#19

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6730|St. Andrews / Oslo

People care about what I have to say.

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2009-10-23 12:51:05

#20

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6619|London, England

ITT: Lies

2009-10-23 12:51:59

#21

LittleBitchy: I hope Hell has wi-fi.; +150|5457|Yeah, there :)

I don't know how to fix a car.

Fall seven times. Stand up eight.

2009-10-23 13:02:56

#22

Shadow893: lel; +75|6690|England

D&ST tbh

2009-10-23 13:03:53

#23

The_Sniper_NM: Official EVGA Fanboy; +94|6112|SC | USA |

I can drive.

2009-10-23 13:07:12

#24

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6535|Long Island, New York

i'm not mandated to spend 98% of my time awake in the kitchen once I hit 21

2009-10-23 13:11:36

#25

(T)eflon(S)hadow: R.I.P. Neda; +456|6827|Grapevine, TX

Im blessed as a man to have multiple Os and dont have to worry about getting sore from to much sex

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