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Mitch
16 more years
+877|6073|South Florida
Say you have a magical computer and you could type it any question you want and get the answer you want in "Im feeling lucky" form (Even stuff not known to human civilization or completely undocumented info like ''what color shirt was i wearing 10 years ago today'').



Whats the first question you would type!
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SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|5655|Birmingham, UK
What will i be doing at this exact time in 20 years?
Winston_Churchill
Bazinga!
+521|6287|Toronto | Canada

What the fuck is Mitch smoking all the time?
Red Forman
Banned
+402|4948
why does lots of islamic cultures make women cover up?  arab women are hot.  yall gay or something?
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6073|South Florida

Winston_Churchill wrote:

What the fuck is Mitch smoking all the time?
This is DST not EE.
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Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,610|6169|London, England
What's the secret to cold fusion, teleportation, faster than light travel and getting chicks






yeah i'm boring
Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|6090|Texas - Bigger than France
Wow great question.

If a computer like this existed...Thomas More's Utopia would be the result.
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6229|Disaster Free Zone
WTF is god doing?
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6073|South Florida
I think i would probly ask "whats the closest lottery ticket paying over 500000 and provide instructions on how to get it"

The answer would be something like the address of a store + card name and how many into the roll i would have to buy.

Then i would ask whats the most profitable way to invest this 500000+

and it would probly say buy all stock in _



repeat.
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13rin
Member
+977|6027
I'd pull a Biff from "Back to the Future II", but I'd do it with the lottery.  What are tonight's winning powerball numbers?
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6073|South Florida

DBBrinson1 wrote:

I'd pull a Biff from "Back to the Future II", but I'd do it with the lottery.  What are tonight's winning powerball numbers?
Actually thats an even easier idea i forgot about powerball haha.
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Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5134

Where's my ipod?
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6073|South Florida
Some other answers i would proceed to ask...

Whats the key to long life? - Patent the answer and sell it as a product. Make BILLIONS.

Whats the answer to the universe
What happens after death
etc. etc.
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Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5091|Toronto

Mitch wrote:

Some other answers i would proceed to ask...
I too would ask answers.

In this way I could end the universe by having an all-knowing machine meant to provide answers instead ask questions.

I'm serious- I would ruin the machine by outsmarting it like Mitch would.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Agent_Dung_Bomb
Member
+302|6284|Salt Lake City

I'd ask it how long it will be before religion is dead on this planet, so that we have something tangible over which to fight/kill/war.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6045

Mitch wrote:

Whats the first question you would type!
why's this in D&ST?

burnzz wrote:

Mitch wrote:

Whats the first question you would type!
why's this in D&ST?
lols


will purple still be my favorite color in 20 years?
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6197

What would Mitch's dream guy look like?
IG-Calibre
comhalta
+226|6291|Tír Eoghan, Tuaisceart Éireann
reminds me of -

SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|5655|Birmingham, UK

ghettoperson wrote:

What would Mitch's dream guy look like?
What would you do if your picture showed up?
Sup3r_Dr4gon
Boat sig is not there anymore
+214|5875|Australia
Why did the dead baby cross the road? *Explosion*

I'd ask it for the winning lotto numbers.
13rin
Member
+977|6027
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What happened to DB Cooper?
Was there a second shooter on the grassy knoll?
Lochness Monster? 
Bigfoot?
What's in area 51?
Can one time travel?
Can one exceed the speed of light?
What's eating gilbert grape?
Who's on First?
How will I die?
Is the universe infinite?
What's the meaning of life?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop?
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Chou
Member
+737|6339
What's my next email going to be?
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6203

What time will it be at the beep?
rdx-fx
...
+955|6139
I did ask it.

It told me "42"

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