Mitch
16 more years
+877|6582|South Florida
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dressed like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day....   Anyway, I drive these assholes around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
15 more years! 15 more years!
Zombie_Affair
Amputee's...BOOP
+78|5872|Fattest Country in the world.
Dont you work at Subway?
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6728|UK
cOLD
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Red Forman
Banned
+402|5457
the hell.
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6654|Seattle

What do you do for work? Do you have pictures of the hot one?
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Zombie_Affair
Amputee's...BOOP
+78|5872|Fattest Country in the world.

Ig wrote:

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AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6209|what

pointless thread is pointless and it's copy pasta Downy...
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6679|Little Bentcock
Jinkers!
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6582|South Florida

King_County_Downy wrote:

What do you do for work? Do you have pictures of the hot one?
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/Daphnescooby.gif
15 more years! 15 more years!
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6654|Seattle

Err... yeah, at least give the source credit brutha-

http://www.google.com/search?q=I+think+ … tartPage=1


Edit: oh.... Scooby Doo. Gotcha
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

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