if Ty and Adams think alike, who thinks like MacBeth?
burnzz wrote:
if Ty and Adams think alike, who thinks like MacBeth?
Fry from Futurama?burnzz wrote:
if Ty and Adams think alike, who thinks like MacBeth?
4chan?
warman
Macbeth doesn't think.
I've been waiting for this thread to close... lol
We have been like ^ for a while
We have been like ^ for a while
I need to know how the car ride went. Must have been the most awkward moment of your life.
naw, the most awkward was the car wreck.12/f/taiwan wrote:
I need to know how the car ride went. Must have been the most awkward moment of your life.
Turned the radio on and she just looked out the window and I focused on driving. Didn't talk to each other.12/f/taiwan wrote:
I need to know how the car ride went. Must have been the most awkward moment of your life.
Did you ruin the friendship you had with this girl, or wasn't it a friendship to begin with?
Her step father and my father go way back so I've known her since she was 9 and I was 10. I don't know how I'm going to talk to her again.AussieReaper wrote:
Did you ruin the friendship you had with this girl, or wasn't it a friendship to begin with?
Tell us EXACTLY what happenedMacbeth wrote:
Her step father and my father go way back so I've known her since she was 9 and I was 10. I don't know how I'm going to talk to her again.AussieReaper wrote:
Did you ruin the friendship you had with this girl, or wasn't it a friendship to begin with?
Did you whip your dick out or what?
Before you do shit like that you have to establish some type of relationship, shit even sending 10 texts in a day back and forth greatly increases your chances of getting laid
Ugh I go pick her up in the morning and we're sitting out in front of her place smoking cigs and joking around and her mom is home so we couldn't go inside or anything. I suggest we go back to my place.GodFather wrote:
Tell us EXACTLY what happenedMacbeth wrote:
Her step father and my father go way back so I've known her since she was 9 and I was 10. I don't know how I'm going to talk to her again.AussieReaper wrote:
Did you ruin the friendship you had with this girl, or wasn't it a friendship to begin with?
Did you whip your dick out or what?
Before you do shit like that you have to establish some type of relationship, shit even sending 10 texts in a day back and forth greatly increases your chances of getting laid
So I drive her over to my place and we go to my room and she lays down on my bed. So I kinda got on top of her and tried kissing her and she tells me to get off and so on and on.
you have some fucking nerve macbeth
Yeah dude... She probably thought being alone with you as opposed to with her mom would be cooler so you guys could just chill out, not fuck.Macbeth wrote:
Ugh I go pick her up in the morning and we're sitting out in front of her place smoking cigs and joking around and her mom is home so we couldn't go inside or anything. I suggest we go back to my place.GodFather wrote:
Tell us EXACTLY what happenedMacbeth wrote:
Her step father and my father go way back so I've known her since she was 9 and I was 10. I don't know how I'm going to talk to her again.
Did you whip your dick out or what?
Before you do shit like that you have to establish some type of relationship, shit even sending 10 texts in a day back and forth greatly increases your chances of getting laid
So I drive her over to my place and we go to my room and she lays down on my bed. So I kinda got on top of her and tried kissing her and she tells me to get off and so on and on.
You have to wait for some indication of interest before you make a bold ass move like that
Jee-zus, you didn't even wait for a signal. That was pretty dumb dude.
I do suggest you try to salvage the friendship. It'll be awkward for a while, just say you got caught up in the moment, it was a lapse of judgement and that you don't want things to change between you two. It's cliche but it works and it earns you man points for facing up to your own fuck-up.
Either that or you could hide from the shame, loose a friendship, spend the time you do spend around her staring at the ground and nervously kicking at the dust... your call.
The male curse - we seem to have another brain in our penises that manages to cloud our better judgement. You learn to control it.
I do suggest you try to salvage the friendship. It'll be awkward for a while, just say you got caught up in the moment, it was a lapse of judgement and that you don't want things to change between you two. It's cliche but it works and it earns you man points for facing up to your own fuck-up.
Either that or you could hide from the shame, loose a friendship, spend the time you do spend around her staring at the ground and nervously kicking at the dust... your call.
The male curse - we seem to have another brain in our penises that manages to cloud our better judgement. You learn to control it.
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you mean her jumping on his bed wasn't a signal?! c'mon ty what do you know over there in noizyland anyway....
and to feed on ty's last comment, a quote: men only have enough blood to think with one head at a time
and to feed on ty's last comment, a quote: men only have enough blood to think with one head at a time
If you are in your room with a girl then her jumping onto your bed is as much a signal that she wants sex as it would be if you were in your living room and she jumped onto your couch. It's only a signal if it accompanies other signals - which in this case it didn't.
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yeah mac you fucked up royally
consider asexuality
consider asexuality
You should just come out of the closet macbeth. Srsly you have fucked up taste in women and you are on the chicks like a damn chihuahua the moment they go anywhere with you.
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"
Tell her that your dad put his Viagra in the advil jar and never told you
Then be like, "my b."
Then be like, "my b."
Jesus, at least buy her dinner first, most girls aren't in it for the sex, it's all about the romance.
Try to salvage the friendship at least, apologize and buy her something sweet (not flavored condoms)
Try to salvage the friendship at least, apologize and buy her something sweet (not flavored condoms)
You could always buy a hooker.
Do ThisBull3t wrote:
You could always buy a hooker.
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"