That'll be $50 (or $20 if you don't mind the c-section scars)Finray wrote:
yesS.Lythberg wrote:
and do you really want one who does?
Since when is it hard to get underage girls drunk?
how about you stick to knowing Netherlands laws and we stick to knowing USA lawsLucien wrote:
You don't actually have to say you consent. Is this thread also going in the direction of "guilty unless excessively proven innocent" ?
in the US if you don't explicitly give consent it can indeed be considered sexual assault
So by that law, if two people had sex either one of them could say afterwards that they didn't consent to it, making it rape?
i'm not sure if it was attempted rape.
probably attempted prostitution by the girl - after all he bought mcdonalds
probably attempted prostitution by the girl - after all he bought mcdonalds
in theory, yesLucien wrote:
So by that law, if two people had sex either one of them could say afterwards that they didn't consent to it, making it rape?
in practice, most people are good enough that they'd only do that if they actually didn't give consent.
moral of the story: you should probably sleep with people who you trust, not some random chick you've known for 15 minutes
It seems pretty wrong to me that you have to be able to prove whoever you fucked consented
but whatever, carry on
but whatever, carry on
I would be careful with the drinking, she might puke on you.S.Lythberg wrote:
Getting her drunk first will get you sent to jail quicker, and not much else...
It happened to a friend of mine, poor guy. we make fun of him everytime we go out drinking.
if you really want you could always just discreetly hold your cell phone and record her saying 'yes' after you ask 'are you sure'
Dude, it's called weed and it's cheaper and easier to get than alcohol - also less guilt
You just light up with a girl and guaranteed your gettin something in like 20 minutes
I love fooling around blazed, shits so much better
You just light up with a girl and guaranteed your gettin something in like 20 minutes
I love fooling around blazed, shits so much better
Were you making out or something beforehand? Or did you just flop your dick out in the direction of her hole?
Haha you suck.
I'm 16 and manage to get a 24 every weekend.
Just go to a party and some bitch will be drunk enough
I'm 16 and manage to get a 24 every weekend.
Just go to a party and some bitch will be drunk enough
why? isn't that how it works?Peter wrote:
Were you making out or something beforehand? Or did you just flop your dick out in the direction of her hole?
This story is really believable.
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thisPeter wrote:
Were you making out or something beforehand? Or did you just flop your dick out in the direction of her hole?
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thats what I want to knowPeter wrote:
Were you making out or something beforehand? Or did you just flop your dick out in the direction of her hole?
I bet a dollar it was the latterS.Lythberg wrote:
thats what I want to knowPeter wrote:
Were you making out or something beforehand? Or did you just flop your dick out in the direction of her hole?
that's a good recipe for a long, quiet night aloneHurricane2k9 wrote:
I bet a dollar it was the latterS.Lythberg wrote:
thats what I want to knowPeter wrote:
Were you making out or something beforehand? Or did you just flop your dick out in the direction of her hole?
he probably tried to poke it through her jeans fabric
keep your member away from jean zippers! (it hurts )Hurricane2k9 wrote:
he probably tried to poke it through her jeans fabric
I agree. Alchohol definitely helps. It gives the girl an excuse, or a way out of ridicule from her peers. Go with lemon drops. The real ones, not the mixed drink.
Take a shot of vodka, dip a lemon slice in sugar and suck it immediatly after the shot. Chicks dig it and they're drunk before they know it. I've had sex with multiple chicks at the same time with this simple recipe. After they get a little tipsy, start asking questions to get their mind on sex like "So... what's the craziest thing you've ever done?" Shit like that... let their minds wander for a bit. Then go for the old back rub approach.
Hope that helps. And good luck brutha.
BTW,
Take a shot of vodka, dip a lemon slice in sugar and suck it immediatly after the shot. Chicks dig it and they're drunk before they know it. I've had sex with multiple chicks at the same time with this simple recipe. After they get a little tipsy, start asking questions to get their mind on sex like "So... what's the craziest thing you've ever done?" Shit like that... let their minds wander for a bit. Then go for the old back rub approach.
Hope that helps. And good luck brutha.
BTW,
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
I dunno smokin weed makes it so much harder for me to hook up with girls. I get a little immature and I just chill, not too exciting for the girl...GodFather wrote:
Dude, it's called weed and it's cheaper and easier to get than alcohol - also less guilt
You just light up with a girl and guaranteed your gettin something in like 20 minutes
I love fooling around blazed, shits so much better
Mac, getting her drunk will not necessarily make it easier for you to get with her if she is really not into you when shes sober unless you get her retardedly drunk, then thats close to sexual assault.
Assuming "I try to start sex with her" does not mean you simply jumped on top of her while she was just lying on your bed, you should be perfectly safe from any sexual assault charges.Macbeth wrote:
So I went to meet up with a girl this morning that I've known since I was 10 and her family and my family are friends and all after like an hour of hanging out I get her to come back to my place and we're in my room and she is lying there on my bed and I try to start sex with her.
She freaks out and tells me "No I'm not like that, seriously no." She than tells me to take her home because she is really uncomfortable so I take her home but stop at mcdonalds to buy her some food out of kindness. I take her home and she gets out of the car and says "uh bye, and uh sorry"
Now she might tell her parents I tried having sex with her and they're going to bitch at me and now I'm stuck having to choose between a girl who has witch fantasies and a hindu.
They really need to lower the drinking age or something so I could get laid easier because it's hard to feed liquor to a girl less than 21 years old and I really just want to get laid and don't want to have to go through all this stupid relationship and courting bullshit. I just want sex.
So she's home doing who knows what the fuck and I'm here on bf2s getting ready to go to class.
Shit sucks.
Now, the girl appologized for the incovenience. That may mean two things:
1. She feels guilty and stupid, in which case it is all your fault. You should feel ashamed of yourself and I hereby e-kick you in the nuts.
2. She does actually like you, but you were being way too fast. You have just royally fucked up, but it can be fixed.
In either case she probably won't be telling her parents and in either case you owe her a sincere apology. Saying "sorry" won't do.
If you just want shallow sex, just get yourself a hooker, or does that scare you? In any case I wouldn't recommend the Hindu as she will probably paint your dick in all colours of the rainbow first. The witch will probably just cut it off and eat it.
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This may very well be the most pathetic thing I've read on this forum, ever.Macbeth wrote:
They really need to lower the drinking age or something so I could get laid easier because it's hard to feed liquor to a girl less than 21 years old and I really just want to get laid and don't want to have to go through all this stupid relationship and courting bullshit. I just want sex.
So she's home doing who knows what the fuck and I'm here on bf2s getting ready to go to class.
Shit sucks.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell