Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|6749|FUCK UBISOFT

The BF2s Urination Location Contest! - Sign Up Thread

Using your minds, determine the best Urination Location by class

1. Public
2. Private
3. Experimental
4. Creative.

Rules!
- I'm looking for realism in all but 3 and 4.
- Each location must be original. No copycats allowed.
- The final decision of whether an entrant is accepted belongs to the competition mods.  We reserve the right to not accept any entry.

Public
1 Sydney: On Sleeping Hobos
2 Burnzz: Fountains
3 Ebug: Off a Roof
4 Cammy: In A Mailbox
5 Delta: On your grandma
6 DSL: U5A1
7 SupMind: In your mate's Iced Tea Can
8 SEREVENT: in a friend's pint
9 Henno: In a swimming pool
10 Kez: Over a pile of Man City Fans
11 Flaminf: marking your territory on the moon
12 Fermatx: Into a low-pressure clean water main, going to a brothel.
13 Macbeth: Tea Party Protest
14 Zimmer: On a car windshield, drawing a penis
15 Reddhedd: While performing Parkour
16 Panzer: Army barracks 2nd floor window.
17 Metal Eater: Porsche's door handle
18 Menzo: in a Hells Angels helmet
19 Stimey: In your pants.
20 SEREMAKER: In the oval Office

Private
1 Cammy: In a kettle
2 JessyCar: In a toilet
3 DSL: On 15 a year old girl
4 SEREVENT: In Wife/GF's Mouth
5 Kez: over an electrical socket
6 Fermatx: On your keyboard
7 MTB: In your BF's butthole
8 Macbeth: In your own mouth
9 ReddHedd: Into Gooners' mouth who in turn processes the urine, and the pisses into Cammrob's mouth who in turn processes it and pisses into your mouth
10 Metal Eater: Toes
11 SEREMAKER: On Obama
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20

Experimental
1 DSL: Off of a Nuclear Bomb
2 Flaminf: on your head via portals
3 Kez: Into the future
4 PresidentSheep: Into the LHC... Whilst its on.
5 Fermatx: onto CERN's supercooled magnets
6 SEREVENT: Into the sun
7 AussieReaper: In Zero Gravity
8 SEREMAKER: On Einstein
9 Teek: While Sky diving
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20

Creative
1 Eagle: in an arms contest thread
2 Henno: In EE Chat
3 Jsnipy: Pissing on someone pissing on me
4 DSL: In a Captain Miggle's Incredibly Low Budget Pistol, Free With Purchase of Twenty or More World Peace Guns
5 SEREVENT: Into the wind facing another guy doing it in your direction.
6 Reddhedd: On his post in the sign up thread
7 Macbeth: On a dog
8 Metal Eater: My sister's cat
9 SEREMAKER: on Barack with Michelle holding
10 Teek: On Jenson Button in Singapore
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20

Best Location:
1
2
3
4

Last edited by Miggle (2009-09-21 15:27:10)

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Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|6851|Reykjavík, Iceland.
Public: On sleeping hobos.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6505

i'd like to sign up for #1. fountains;

https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3163/3449507070_726a7dd28a.jpg
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6319

Public: off a roof, not knowing where or who'll get hit
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6137|Carnoustie MASSIF
Public- In someone's letterbox
Private- In the kettle.
1stSFOD-Delta
Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales
+376|5985|Blue Mountain State
on your grandma
https://www.itwirx.com/other/hksignature.jpg

Baba Booey
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6476
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/22289/myweapon%285%29.jpg

U5A1

Public
JessyCar
FKNAWSM
+30|5366|England
ohhhh i wanna join this :'(
private: the toilet ;D
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6700
In your mates iced tea can.
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6476
Private: On a 15 year old girl
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6657

JessyCar wrote:

ohhhh i wanna join this :'(
private: the toilet ;D
Use one of those rolled up cardboard things.
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6137|Carnoustie MASSIF

ghettoperson wrote:

JessyCar wrote:

ohhhh i wanna join this :'(
private: the toilet ;D
Use one of those rolled up cardboard things.
Shewee?

https://www.natural-alternative-products.co.uk/images/shewee-lg.jpg

Last edited by CammRobb (2009-09-20 12:22:26)

JessyCar
FKNAWSM
+30|5366|England
use a wha?
Eagle
Togs8896 is my evil alter ego
+567|6638|New Hampshire, USA
Creative: in an arms contest thread
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/14407/Sig_Pats.jpg
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6476
Experimental: Off of a Nuclear Bomb

Creative: In a Captain Miggle's Incredibly Low Budget Pistol, Free With Purchase of Twenty or More World Peace Guns

Last edited by Doctor Strangelove (2009-09-20 12:27:43)

CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6137|Carnoustie MASSIF
Creative - in a beauty pageant thread
JessyCar
FKNAWSM
+30|5366|England

CammRobb wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

JessyCar wrote:

ohhhh i wanna join this :'(
private: the toilet ;D
Use one of those rolled up cardboard things.
Shewee?

http://www.natural-alternative-products … wee-lg.jpg
:OOO
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6628|London, England
on your mum


you, miggle


I want you to put that in the topic. Under the creative and experimental section.
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|6749|FUCK UBISOFT

Mekstizzle wrote:

on your mum


you, miggle


I want you to put that in the topic. Under the creative and experimental section.
no.

"The final decision of whether an entrant is accepted belongs to the competition mods.  We reserve the right to not accept any entry."

Last edited by Miggle (2009-09-20 12:24:25)

https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6115|Birmingham, UK
Public- in a friend's pint
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6628|London, England
the american flag
henno13
A generally unremarkable member
+230|6356|Belfast
Public: in a Swimming Pool

Creative: In EE Chat
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|6749|FUCK UBISOFT

Mekstizzle wrote:

the american flag
no.

"The final decision of whether an entrant is accepted belongs to the competition mods.  We reserve the right to not accept any entry."
https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6115|Birmingham, UK
Private: Wife's/GF's mouth
Eagle
Togs8896 is my evil alter ego
+567|6638|New Hampshire, USA

Miggle wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

on your mum


you, miggle


I want you to put that in the topic. Under the creative and experimental section.
no.

"The final decision of whether an entrant is accepted belongs to the competition mods.  We reserve the right to not accept any entry."
I think this should be accepted.  It is clearly a creative entry as we do not usually urinate on your mom

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/14407/Sig_Pats.jpg

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