burnzz wrote:
what a coincidence! that's exactly what I say when I take the wife out . . .Eifa wrote:
gotto go take the dog out.
hi
Here's how my physics textbook introduces relativity:
"Imagine it's a nice sunny day and you go outside to play a game of catch with a friend. For a while, you both leisurely throw the ball back and forth at apeed of, say, 20 feet per second, when suddenly an unexpected electrical storm stirs overhead, sending you both running for cover.
After it passes, your rejoin to resume your game of catch, but you notice that something has changed. Your friend's hair has become wild and spiky and her eyes have grown severe and crazed. When you look at her hand, you are stunned to see that she is no longer planning to play catch with a baseball, but instead is about to toss you a hand grenade.
Understandably, your enthusiasm for playing catch diminishes substantially; you turn to run. When your companion throws the grenade, it will still fly towards you, but because you are running, the speed at which it approaches you will be less than 20 feet per second. In fact, common experience tells us that if you can run at, say, 12 feet per second then the hand grenade will approach you about 8 feet per second."
"Imagine it's a nice sunny day and you go outside to play a game of catch with a friend. For a while, you both leisurely throw the ball back and forth at apeed of, say, 20 feet per second, when suddenly an unexpected electrical storm stirs overhead, sending you both running for cover.
After it passes, your rejoin to resume your game of catch, but you notice that something has changed. Your friend's hair has become wild and spiky and her eyes have grown severe and crazed. When you look at her hand, you are stunned to see that she is no longer planning to play catch with a baseball, but instead is about to toss you a hand grenade.
Understandably, your enthusiasm for playing catch diminishes substantially; you turn to run. When your companion throws the grenade, it will still fly towards you, but because you are running, the speed at which it approaches you will be less than 20 feet per second. In fact, common experience tells us that if you can run at, say, 12 feet per second then the hand grenade will approach you about 8 feet per second."
I like pie.
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- (not macbeth)
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lolTSI wrote:
Here's how my physics textbook introduces relativity:
"Imagine it's a nice sunny day and you go outside to play a game of catch with a friend. For a while, you both leisurely throw the ball back and forth at apeed of, say, 20 feet per second, when suddenly an unexpected electrical storm stirs overhead, sending you both running for cover.
After it passes, your rejoin to resume your game of catch, but you notice that something has changed. Your friend's hair has become wild and spiky and her eyes have grown severe and crazed. When you look at her hand, you are stunned to see that she is no longer planning to play catch with a baseball, but instead is about to toss you a hand grenade.
Understandably, your enthusiasm for playing catch diminishes substantially; you turn to run. When your companion throws the grenade, it will still fly towards you, but because you are running, the speed at which it approaches you will be less than 20 feet per second. In fact, common experience tells us that if you can run at, say, 12 feet per second then the hand grenade will approach you about 8 feet per second."
Here's how my sex textbook introduces mating:
"Imagine it's a nice sunny day and you go outside to play a game of catch with a friend. For a while, you both leisurely throw the ball back and forth at apeed of, say, 20 feet per second, when suddenly an unexpected sexual storm stirs overhead, sending you both running in each others arms.
After it passes, your rejoin to resume your game of catch, but you notice that something has changed. Your friend's hair has become wild and spiky and her eyes have grown severe and crazed. When you look at her hand, you are stunned to see that she is no longer planning to play catch with a baseball, but instead has jizz in her hair.
Understandably, your enthusiasm for playing catch diminishes substantially; you turn to run. When your companion throws a hiss fit for runing her hair, it will come out in the wash, but because you are running, the speed at which she approaches you will be less than 20 feet per second. In fact, common experience tells us that if you can run at, say, 12 feet per second then she will approach you about 8 feet per second."
"Imagine it's a nice sunny day and you go outside to play a game of catch with a friend. For a while, you both leisurely throw the ball back and forth at apeed of, say, 20 feet per second, when suddenly an unexpected sexual storm stirs overhead, sending you both running in each others arms.
After it passes, your rejoin to resume your game of catch, but you notice that something has changed. Your friend's hair has become wild and spiky and her eyes have grown severe and crazed. When you look at her hand, you are stunned to see that she is no longer planning to play catch with a baseball, but instead has jizz in her hair.
Understandably, your enthusiasm for playing catch diminishes substantially; you turn to run. When your companion throws a hiss fit for runing her hair, it will come out in the wash, but because you are running, the speed at which she approaches you will be less than 20 feet per second. In fact, common experience tells us that if you can run at, say, 12 feet per second then she will approach you about 8 feet per second."
Our school knows how it really happens... a leisurely game of catch, an attempted homicide.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
cock knocker.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Haha!Superior Mind wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXNO4AIDFRE
nob rot
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
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ph1shman420 wrote:
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SEREVENT wrote:
ph1shman420 wrote:
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Kez wrote:
SEREVENT wrote:
ph1shman420 wrote:
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ph1shman420 wrote:
posting on page 420
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Pot heads aren't cool.
No one likes a tattle tale Danny. Well, except me.
poop chute
Ken doesn't have a grass or two.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
He has a whole lawn
Spoiler (highlight to read):
He has a whole lawn
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SEREVENT wrote:
Ken doesn't have a grass or two.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
He has a whole lawn
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durgs are bad 4 u m8
all of them?
i want drugs
SEREMAKER wrote:
Kez wrote:
SEREVENT wrote:
how many of them?
420 of them