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Baba Booey
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justice wrote:
Congrats Kez
I had that once but I just dropped a paving slab on my stomach while sitting on a bed of nails to fix it.Lucien wrote:
Dont listen to Kez, I had a friend who tried this and got his balls stuck. At first he didn't want to go to the doctor because he was embarrassed but then he started passing out. It turns out his balls had moved from his abdomen into his lungs (due to gravity) and caused a buildup of white blood cells that would randomly send out anti-virus cells (to attack the sperm gland inside of his balls - the body doesn't recognize sperm as a human cell) that would cut off airflow to his heart. They had to amputate his balls and his lungs and now he has no balls or lungs and is kept alive by an artificial lung.liquidat0r wrote:
tyKez wrote:
Cellotape
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justice wrote:
Congrats NooBest
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I did it that way once, big mistake. I fell over and for some reason shot several small pieces of shit onto the wall behind me a few meters away.liquidat0r wrote:
I had that once but I just dropped a paving slab on my stomach while sitting on a bed of nails to fix it.Lucien wrote:
Dont listen to Kez, I had a friend who tried this and got his balls stuck. At first he didn't want to go to the doctor because he was embarrassed but then he started passing out. It turns out his balls had moved from his abdomen into his lungs (due to gravity) and caused a buildup of white blood cells that would randomly send out anti-virus cells (to attack the sperm gland inside of his balls - the body doesn't recognize sperm as a human cell) that would cut off airflow to his heart. They had to amputate his balls and his lungs and now he has no balls or lungs and is kept alive by an artificial lung.liquidat0r wrote:
ty
That's how real men deal with shit.
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In the end we couldn't tell which was chocolate, and which was shit!Lucien wrote:
I did it that way once, big mistake. I fell over and for some reason shot several small pieces of shit onto the wall behind me a few meters away.liquidat0r wrote:
I had that once but I just dropped a paving slab on my stomach while sitting on a bed of nails to fix it.Lucien wrote:
Dont listen to Kez, I had a friend who tried this and got his balls stuck. At first he didn't want to go to the doctor because he was embarrassed but then he started passing out. It turns out his balls had moved from his abdomen into his lungs (due to gravity) and caused a buildup of white blood cells that would randomly send out anti-virus cells (to attack the sperm gland inside of his balls - the body doesn't recognize sperm as a human cell) that would cut off airflow to his heart. They had to amputate his balls and his lungs and now he has no balls or lungs and is kept alive by an artificial lung.
That's how real men deal with shit.
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Last edited by Kez (2009-08-31 16:43:38)
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