krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7252|Great Brown North

bennisboy wrote:

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS












Well I'm off to some girls house to get drunk with her
pics


Finray wrote:

Oh I know where his battery is too. It wasn't me that stole it, he musta done something when he was pissed. But it's in plain sight and he's so fucking retardedly blind to not have noticed it.
lol
jsnipy
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Mekstizzle wrote:

Well good luck to you sir you two should watch a movie and drink a glass of some fine wine and then wish her a cheery good night after a wholesome evening
Perhaps even a peck on the cheek
GravyDan
Back from the Grave(y)
+768|6404|CA

Finray wrote:

Oh I know where his battery is too. It wasn't me that stole it, he musta done something when he was pissed. But it's in plain sight and he's so fucking retardedly blind to not have noticed it.
Oh, this is good.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6260|Catherine Black

jsnipy wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

Well good luck to you sir you two should watch a movie and drink a glass of some fine wine and then wish her a cheery good night after a wholesome evening
Perhaps even a peck on the cheek
Perhaps you could build up a friendship over the course of perhaps 6 months, have a romatnic evening, and commit yourselfs to each other as lovers. Then, after perhaps 5 or so years, you could propose to her, and after the marrige on which you both say your vows, you could make love in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.


Too far?
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|6015|Toronto

Finray wrote:

jsnipy wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

Well good luck to you sir you two should watch a movie and drink a glass of some fine wine and then wish her a cheery good night after a wholesome evening
Perhaps even a peck on the cheek
Perhaps you could build up a friendship over the course of perhaps 6 months, have a romatnic evening, and commit yourselfs to each other as lovers. Then, after perhaps 5 or so years, you could propose to her, and after the marrige on which you both say your vows, you could make love in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.


Too far?
Not far enough.

Puritans need jerk-off material too...I think.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,993|7104|949

I'm going out tonight with a chick I've wanted to screw for about 7 years.  She's fucking hot too (hence why I want to screw her).  She's a welcome change from the chicks I usually go for.
ICCULUS
Free Sam, Ban Finray.
+418|5896|Athens, GA
wrap it up, b
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,993|7104|949

I've hooked up with her before, I've just never had intimate carnal knowledge of her.  Hopefully that will change soon - like tonight soon.
ICCULUS
Free Sam, Ban Finray.
+418|5896|Athens, GA
is she white?
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,993|7104|949

She's a whitey.  Usually I go for small petite chicks, but she's a full-figured woman.  She's got nice full lips too.  I want to suck on her boobies.
ColCarnage
taw
+283|6067
llol
GravyDan
Back from the Grave(y)
+768|6404|CA
An hour without spam?  This is bullshit.  Bullshit, I tell you.
Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|7214|London

Option A) Go to bed early and get up early to go to the Goodwood Revival

Option B) Go to bed kinda late but not that late, something like 3 - 4 AM and go to this nice cafe with one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen in my life working there, and I've been getting to know her over the last couple of days... Plus the managers are almost certainly going to need my help with a few things on their till system, so it wouldn't be like I was just going there for no reason. Also, my time there = money for me + maybe some nice cakes and Belgian chocolates etc.

Option C) Go to the pub with some friends tomorrow, but that would also mean going to bed earlier which I hate doing.

Option D) None of the above, just do whatever I feel like and get up when I want and maybe masturbate at some point.
https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
jsnipy
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13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6969

Dauntless wrote:

"it's nice to have options."
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,993|7104|949

"You can do whatever you liiiiiiiiiike."

Go to cafe, meet pretty girl and help with their cash register (till).  Make some dough to take out aforementioned pretty girl.  Spend a bunch of money on pretty girl to try to get in her pants.  Go home without pretty girl and masturbate into your tears.
Lai
Member
+186|6623

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

"You can do whatever you liiiiiiiiiike."

Go to cafe, meet pretty girl and help with their cash register (till).  Make some dough to take out aforementioned pretty girl.  Spend a bunch of money on pretty girl to try to get in her pants.  Go home without pretty girl and masturbate into your tears empty wallet.
Fixed 4 u
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6343|00770

burnzz wrote:

i didn't see duk0r logged in that time.

Eifa, happy b-day tomorrow - pics or  didn't happen (i had to ;-)
Haha, roger that. Gonna have to remember to post a pic sunday then ;D
And thanks all for the wishes
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|7214|London

If it meant getting into this girl in particulars pants, I'd easy spend a few grand, so I don't care about that...
https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,993|7104|949

Dauntless wrote:

If it meant getting into this girl in particulars pants, I'd easy spend a few grand, so I don't care about that...
Haha you loser, you have to pay girls a few grand to sleep with you!  I bet this is you:
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/14345/marriage.jpg
Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|7214|London

Not pay her, just spend it on her, also fuck off wanker.
https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7104

a house is not a home
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6979
without AIDS
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6969

hey ~ we're on page 333

Dauntless, you little s o b
Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|7214|London

What did I do?

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png

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