Im gutted when I hear stories like that or exp it myself, its a waste. I love the spice, like a fat kid loves sticky buns, but fuck being the hardest las in the curry house.
'oh look at me Im going to do a Phal' - Your a cunt. If you like ya spice have it hot but hot enough to enjoy, personally I like to know I have had a curry but one that I can taste and dont have to eat 2 tonnes of rice, 5 naans and 5 pints of kingfisher just to get it down me, whats the fucking point.
If you do come unstuck with a bit of heat, try a glass of warm water, the burning sensation is just an allergic reaction. I watched a man almost die in a chinese one night and it took the head chef to come out with warm water to calm him down, milk works but you prolly end up throwing that back up.
When I make a chilli I like to cut fresh chilli's on top, no Im not Rambo because I cant stand Chilli sauce on a kebab, its a case of nibble nibble glug glug glug glug to stop you burning up, is that enjoying food? Is it fuck.
I havent tried Stag chilli stuff and doubt I would, I dont trust tinned meat stuff and just about always cook fresh. Chilli isn't an expensive thing to do from fresh and can be frozen, a good meal if your on a budget.
lol @ 'it certainly placed a fucking stick of TNT in the mineshaft of my colon!' A shit so hot you dont know if your arse has burned or frozen? A bit like getting in the bath when your cold and putting ya toes on the tap, is it hot or is it......arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Its the hot one
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