.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6741|The Twilight Zone
Ran out of lube? Spitting and almost dehydrating but its still not going in smooth enough?
Well here's how you make your own lube in matter of minutes

Step
1
Purchase a 1-lb. bag of organic flax seeds. Rinse 1 cup of the seeds in warm water before proceeding with the recipe to remove any dust or dirt.

Step
2
Boil 6 cups of distilled or filtered tap water.

Step
3
Pour 1 cup of the flax seeds into the boiling water, reduce the heat and allow the seeds to simmer for 6 minutes.

Step
4
Turn off the heat, cover the pot and allow the mixture sit for another 6 minutes to infuse.

Step
5
Strain the liquid, discard the flax seeds and bottle the lubricant in a sterile container.




Tips & Warnings
Be sure to store leftover lubricant in your refrigerator, as it is highly perishable and will become sticky and hard if left out. Also, clean your pan immediately after emptying the liquids and flax seeds so that you won't have to scrape it later.
This is a topical lubricant for external use only. Do not ingest large quantities of the lubricant

Last edited by .Sup (2009-08-27 16:04:41)

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Ioan92
Member
+337|6010
I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|6941
Or just spit on it
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.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6741|The Twilight Zone

Lucien wrote:

Or just spit on it
my spit isn't as greasy as yours, I'm a vegetarian
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GravyDan
Back from the Grave(y)
+768|6220|CA
I make mine using fresh goat semen, gypsy tears, and Dorito's (cool ranch).  It's SPF 45.
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6741|The Twilight Zone

GravyDan wrote:

I make mine using fresh goat semen, gypsy tears, and Dorito's (cool ranch).  It's SPF 45.
Tried that mixture but then women only lick the lube off my dick but forget to suck'n'swallow
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KuSTaV
noice
+947|6799|Gold Coast
What....the....fuck...
noice                                                                                                        https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/awsmsanta.png
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|7009|Sydney, Australia

KuSTaV wrote:

What....the....fuck...
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6915|UK
What's the lubricant for?
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6959|UK
buttsecks/wanking/insert depraved sexual act here.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
firebolt5
Member
+114|6443

liquidat0r wrote:

What's the lubricant for?
This
https://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss302/Malodrax/2009_0605wtfyh0010.jpg
That was from another forum but the thread is unviewable now:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea … =118653331
In short, the guy made a homemade sex doll...  Seriously, wtf to that and this thread
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6851|British Columbia, Canada
For External use only?


GTFO
VspyVspy
Sniper
+183|6961|A sunburnt country
Buy it from the store you tight arse!

Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6733|The Land of Scott Walker
I will never recover the 30 seconds I used reading this thread ...
NooBesT
Pizzahitler
+873|6757

That doesn't even make any sense.

"Step 1: Go buy..."; why not just buy more lube?

Last edited by NooBesT (2009-08-27 17:48:00)

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SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|6948|The darkside of Denver
Too much work to fap....
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6441|what

VspyVspy wrote:

Buy it from the store you tight arse!

Hence the need for lube.
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SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|6948|The darkside of Denver
TBH I never really liked to use lube.. Im a bare hands kinda guy.  Lube is too messy for starters, and when you were 14 years old you were fapping too often to afford a real supply of actual lube.. Not to say we didnt experiment with soaps, shampoos, lotions, petroleum jelly, hair gel, etc etc
alexb
<3
+590|6228|Kentucky, USA

firebolt5 wrote:

liquidat0r wrote:

What's the lubricant for?
This
http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss30 … yh0010.jpg
That was from another forum but the thread is unviewable now:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea … =118653331
In short, the guy made a homemade sex doll...  Seriously, wtf to that and this thread
It's missing a boob.

wtf

that's unacceptable!

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