I like to lie in bed at night and on weekend mornings before noon not much of napper.
Very good at it when necessary, but not usually no.
I almost never lie. There's no point to it and/or I almost never need to. But because I'm such an honest person, on the rare occasion I do lie, I'm all the more better at it
i do it to keep things on an even keel
Last edited by SamBo:D (2009-08-17 17:02:10)
I'm so often and obviously speaking sarcastically that if I deadpan something, people usually believe it.
I lie when I need to to cover my ass, though a lot of times I will admit to try and gain favor to cover my ass... its a thing line
I also occasionally lie for sport, but that is usually about trivial stuff , and usually isnt lies that I keep to or swear by.... I'll just casually tell people random shit to mess with them, or see what I can pass off... When people say "REALLY!", I'll usually say no.
I also occasionally lie for sport, but that is usually about trivial stuff , and usually isnt lies that I keep to or swear by.... I'll just casually tell people random shit to mess with them, or see what I can pass off... When people say "REALLY!", I'll usually say no.
LMAOI'm Jamesey wrote:
I don't really lie, but I like to call out people's bullshit when they're trying to embellish a story. Awkwardness makes me moist.
YES SCHLOPPY I'M REFERRING TO CHEWIN' THE FAT: 'Oh James, I am moist!'Chorcai wrote:
LMAOI'm Jamesey wrote:
I don't really lie, but I like to call out people's bullshit when they're trying to embellish a story. Awkwardness makes me moist.
Hahahaa shit I totally didn't get that reference.I'm Jamesey wrote:
YES SCHLOPPY I'M REFERRING TO CHEWIN' THE FAT: 'Oh James, I am moist!'Chorcai wrote:
LMAOI'm Jamesey wrote:
I don't really lie, but I like to call out people's bullshit when they're trying to embellish a story. Awkwardness makes me moist.
I LIE WIF WOMENS ALL TEH TIME AN IM EXTREMELY WELL AT IT12/f/taiwan wrote:
How often do you lie and how well are you at it?
Lmao!Krappyappy wrote:
I LIE WIF WOMENS ALL TEH TIME AN IM EXTREMELY WELL AT IT12/f/taiwan wrote:
How often do you lie and how well are you at it?
g1 m8.
Anyone ever played the card game 'lying'? It's really cool, basically I can trick people into thinking I'm lying every time, which makes the game loads of fun
a guy said to a friend the other day "i'm the best you ever had"
no u
I can't lie, but when I say the truth, I grin, and people think I lie.
Fail.
Fail.
Everything I say is a lie.
I am lying right now.
I am lying right now.
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
same hereDefiance wrote:
I'm so often and obviously speaking sarcastically that if I deadpan something, people usually believe it.
omfg do it, I hear his prices are... terrible.Dauntless wrote:
I'm going to Noo Yawk on the 24th for one week.
Where should I go? What should I see? What shouldn't I see?
Should I go to 12/f/taiwans newstand near the williamsburg bridge?
Awesome.Uzique wrote:
"Lying is not only saying what isn’t true. It is also, in fact especially, saying more than is true and, in the case of the human heart, saying more than one feels. We all do it, every day, to make life simpler".
Albert Camus on the absurdist/existentialist motherfuckin' bomb there, thank you very much.
y u post dat ere lolMrMagoo wrote:
omfg do it, I hear his prices are... terrible.Dauntless wrote:
I'm going to Noo Yawk on the 24th for one week.
Where should I go? What should I see? What shouldn't I see?
Should I go to 12/f/taiwans newstand near the williamsburg bridge?
I always lie
I'm lying right now.
Occasionally. Mostly just to cover my ass. Or if saying the truth would just result in bad stuff.
GF: "So how often do you watch porn?"
Me: "Eh, I haven't really watched much ever since we started going out <3"
Don't get me wrong I love her to death, but I'd rather not tell her I had just finished downloading about 5GB of porn a few hours ago.
GF: "So how often do you watch porn?"
Me: "Eh, I haven't really watched much ever since we started going out <3"
Don't get me wrong I love her to death, but I'd rather not tell her I had just finished downloading about 5GB of porn a few hours ago.
I'm lying to you right now.
Don't lie very often, but I can't remember the last time I was caught. I can get out of just about anything.