BF2S Forums 95% of dollar bills in Washington DC bear traces of Cocaine

Cheez wrote:

StumbleUpon showed me this not 3 minutes ago

I found this on my own without the use of those silly Digg style websites

It's actually most U.S. currency. Knew about this since I was 14.

yeah, this is a really really old rumor, or fact, or what ever you want to call it.

Most bills are fucking old, and have been through TONS of peoples hands. Pick what ever personality trait you want and there is a good chance someone with it has held your money. Cocaine use is no different.

I call bs.

ghettoperson wrote:

AFAIK, it doesn't mean 95% have been used to snort cocaine, just that 95% have been in contact with a note that has been, or a person who has it on their fingers.

If you touch cocaine, then you touch a bill...That's gonna be fucking hard to trace man. There is going to have to be some significant contact for them to detect it later on down the line.

VicktorVauhn wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

AFAIK, it doesn't mean 95% have been used to snort cocaine, just that 95% have been in contact with a note that has been, or a person who has it on their fingers.

If you touch cocaine, then you touch a bill...That's gonna be fucking hard to trace man. There is going to have to be some significant contact for them to detect it later on down the line.

That's just what I read prior to this article. I have no idea how 'sticky' cocaine is to bills.

geithner likes nose candy tbh

yet another reason to use a check card

The real question is, how many have traces of poo?  When I was in college we used to do this thing we called the "Poo dollar" where one of us would wipe our ass with a dollar bill and then throw it on the ground on the main street all the kids walked down.  We'd sit in lawnchairs outside and watch as unsuspecting people counted their blessings at finding an innocent dollar bill on the ground.  Most people just shoved it in their pockets without thinking, then got like 2 steps before smelling it and throwing it back on the ground for another unsuspecting person. 

One time my friend pretty much pooed on the dollar instead of wiping, then we put it out right as this group of girls were walking up.  They were talking about how all they needed was a dollar when *poof, this girl notices the poo dollar on the ground.  "Oh my god, it's like destiny" she says as she stoops down to pick it up and throw it in her purse.  They continue walking about 5 steps when one of her friends said, "do you smell that?  It smells like shit!"  The poo girl checks her hand and it's literally smeared with shit.  She starts freaking out and empties her purse right there in the street as four of us are just sitting there laughing our asses off.  She just put her head down and plodded on.  Hahaha dumb bitch!

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

The real question is, how many have traces of poo?  When I was in college we used to do this thing we called the "Poo dollar" where one of us would wipe our ass with a dollar bill and then throw it on the ground on the main street all the kids walked down.  We'd sit in lawnchairs outside and watch as unsuspecting people counted their blessings at finding an innocent dollar bill on the ground.  Most people just shoved it in their pockets without thinking, then got like 2 steps before smelling it and throwing it back on the ground for another unsuspecting person. 

One time my friend pretty much pooed on the dollar instead of wiping, then we put it out right as this group of girls were walking up.  They were talking about how all they needed was a dollar when *poof, this girl notices the poo dollar on the ground.  "Oh my god, it's like destiny" she says as she stoops down to pick it up and throw it in her purse.  They continue walking about 5 steps when one of her friends said, "do you smell that?  It smells like shit!"  The poo girl checks her hand and it's literally smeared with shit.  She starts freaking out and empties her purse right there in the street as four of us are just sitting there laughing our asses off.  She just put her head down and plodded on.  Hahaha dumb bitch!

Amateurs... My buds would go to the salvation army and buy purses and dump in them and leave them about.  People would stick their hands right into the purse without even looking.

@op... Try 90% (OF ALL MONEY)
http://www.snopes.com/business/money/cocaine.asp

Mainly due in part to sorting machines.

Last edited by DBBrinson1 (2009-08-17 12:20:18)

david363 wrote:

this is the same as some euro country with the euro notes, cant remember where, but how many notes did that check?

100% in Ireland

ghettoperson wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

It's actually most U.S. currency. Knew about this since I was 14.

Yeah, it's a very well known fact that there are traces of cocaine on basically all bank notes all over the world.

Some scientist speculate that in the universe most all currency has traces of cocaine