WienerBreath
Hai guys
+14|5492|Fort Hood, Texas
I've never talked about this before, but I really need the forum's advice on what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend (Who lives with me) has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
She has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I asked their names she always says. "Just some girls from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if
she has gotten out of the car around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked up her mobile phone just to see what time it was she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I've never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out and I decided to really check on her.

I decided that I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that
the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is the something I can fix myself, or should I take it back to the dealer?
CosmoKramer
CC you in October
+131|6610|Medford, WI
oh lordy you got me good
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6520|Global Command
Re: the bike. Drive it to a bad neighborhood and leave it, report it stolen.

As for the girl; try and get her to act out a rape fantasy you have. Gag her, bend her over and corn hole her, hard. Then dump her.

You'll feel vindicated and she will want you back.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6612|London, England
replace entire valvetrain!


















https://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l142/byjimini/2cesq4k.jpg
ICCULUS
Free Sam, Ban Finray.
+418|5415|Athens, GA

ATG wrote:

Re: the bike. Drive it to a bad neighborhood and leave it, report it stolen.

As for the girl; try and get her to act out a rape fantasy you have. Gag her, bend her over and corn hole her, hard. Then dump her.

You'll feel vindicated and she will want you back.
vn
Bull3t
stephen brule
+83|6292
win
13rin
Member
+977|6470
You funny guy....

Take the bike back to the dealer.  tool.

Last edited by DBBrinson1 (2009-07-28 09:29:28)

I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6682|Devon, England
Ha ha, well played.
-MetaL*
Sup guies
+157|5625|Southern California
Yaocelotl
:D
+221|6641|Keyboard
Fancy Pollux style post, nothing new.
hehehehh good one
*high five*
Catbox
forgiveness
+505|6707
Drive her to a bad neighborhood and leave her, report her stolen.
fix the bike and get a new chick
Love is the answer
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5779|Catherine Black
Lol That was good.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
trex1210
I am Canadian
+72|6249|B.C. Canada
ahaha fucking awsome!
GravyDan
Back from the Grave(y)
+768|5923|CA
I like this guy.
ICCULUS
Free Sam, Ban Finray.
+418|5415|Athens, GA

GravyDan wrote:

I like this guy.
i like you
Phatmatt
Vroom Vroom
+298|6180|Canada

ph1shman420 wrote:

GravyDan wrote:

I like this guy.
i like you
I like both of you if you know what I mean.
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6682|Devon, England

ph1shman420 wrote:

GravyDan wrote:

I like this guy.
i like you
I like me
west-phoenix-az
Guns don't kill people. . . joe bidens advice does
+632|6380
This is old, its good, but he didn't come up with it.
https://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p123/west-phoenix-az/BF2S/bf2s_sig_9mmbrass.jpg
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6520|Global Command
That's a serious charge mate.

Link.


Or, I may just decide to view you guilty of slander in regards to your accusation of plagarism.
Winston_Churchill
Bazinga!
+521|6730|Toronto | Canada

Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5779|Catherine Black

FFLink wrote:

ph1shman420 wrote:

GravyDan wrote:

I like this guy.
i like you
I like me
Good thing, nobody else does.




Spoiler (highlight to read):
<3
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
Swan
The town bike
+54|5438

Finray wrote:

FFLink wrote:

ph1shman420 wrote:


i like you
I like me
Good thing, nobody else does.




Spoiler (highlight to read):
<3
go wow moar smurf
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5779|Catherine Black
I don't like the new XFire icon, everyone makes fun of me.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
TheDonkey
Eat my bearrrrrrrrrrr, Tonighttt
+163|5708|Vancouver, BC, Canada
Yeah, this is old, but I didn't recognize it till the end so karmaz anyways.

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