ATG
Banned
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Last night there was a low
rumbling sound coming from my bedroom. I kept getting up, trying to find it, as I am a lite sleeper and it was keeping me up. 

Eventually I narrowed it down to my wifes nightstand. I opened the drawer and there it was.


Nine years of marriage and I just found out she has a vibrator.


posted from Grand Rapids, safe and sound, thanks for askingm
Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|6545|London
wow u must really fail



usmarine
Banned
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lawl was it black?
ghettoperson
Member
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usmarine wrote:

lawl was it black?
It was Hispanic.
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6423|The Twilight Zone
blame the Mexicans-they sold her the toy
https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png
ATG
Banned
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It was red and had a second probe on it, like some sort of sea life it looked.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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.Sup wrote:

blame the Mexicans-they sold her the toy
His wife is Mexican...
Reddhedd
trolawlawl
+188|6415|EE Chat
If it was ribbed don't feel bad. You can't have ribs on your cock.
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6423|The Twilight Zone

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

.Sup wrote:

blame the Mexicans-they sold her the toy
His wife is Mexican...
conspiracy....
https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6597|UK

Reddhedd wrote:

You can't have ribs on your cock.
That's what you think.
jsnipy
...
+3,276|6492|...

make a touche, get a fleshlight
Macbeth
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I'm so sorry to hear that.
ghettoperson
Member
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ATG wrote:

It was red and had a second probe on it, like some sort of sea life it looked.
Yeah dude those are fucked up. What's the second bit for anyway, anal pleasuring?
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|6732

https://lolism.co.uk/pix/dildo-christopher.jpg
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6499|Global Command
Truth be told, I am a highly sexed individual. I have no issue with her taking care of her own business. She knows I have a xxx file on the comp, I am more annoyed about being gypt of zees.
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|6732

https://www.theimgspot.com/imsect/imgs/Funny/Banana-VS-Vibrator.gif
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|6750|Great Brown North
wait, didnt you find one a long time ago? yeah because she was giving you shit for catching you jerking off before... and then you found her two headed alien probe
justice
OctoPoster
+978|6711|OctoLand
Put a strap on it, give to her, and let her rip you a new anus....problem solved.
I know fucking karate
Reciprocity
Member
+721|6551|the dank(super) side of Oregon
lol, get one of those real dolls and sit it in the corner of the bedroom.  Never acknowledge its presence, never talk about it. Just let it sit there, staring in judgement.
Ajax_the_Great1
Dropped on request
+206|6617
Who forgets to turn their dildo off? I mean honestly.
some_random_panda
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liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6597|UK

Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:

Who forgets to turn their dildo off? I mean honestly.
I guess you might be a little distracted when finishing with it.
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|6732

liquidat0r wrote:

Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:

Who forgets to turn their dildo off? I mean honestly.
I guess you might be a little distracted when finishing with it.
you would know....
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6591|London, England
Is it bigger than yours? Well actually, of course it is..

Who would walk into a porn shop and ask for a small vibrator
nibiru2012
Member
+10|5386
hahaha, to funny     

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