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stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|5715|California

Dear Mr. Bay,


Stop making movies.


Signed,

Disgruntled Moviegoer


P.S. I would like my $10.50 back for Transformers 2
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|5757

you are the resistance
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|5466
Lemme guess:

You had nothing better to do with your time?

If I want to see Megan Fox, I'll load up Google Images. Dire movie franchise is dire.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|5644

An open letter to Stryyker

Dear Mr.Stryyker,

Stop going to my movies and then whining about them on the internet. You whore.

Signed,

Michael Bay

PS. Fuck you.

EDIT: Just to add, I haven't seen Transformers 2, and I'm not *that* bothered about going.

Last edited by ghettoperson (2009-06-24 11:41:32)

Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|5533|Long Island, New York
WHAT THE FUCK PEARL HARBOR WAS AWESOME

fffff
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|5715|California

ghettoperson wrote:

An open letter to Stryyker

Dear Mr.Stryyker,

Stop going to my movies and then whining about them on the internet. You whore.

Signed,

Michael Bay

PS. Fuck you.
It would be more like this:

Dear xxxx

Thank you for writing to me. I love that fans can contact me about issues they have with my movies. I have enclosed a survey that you can complete so I can better understand where you are coming from

[ ] Not Enough Explosions
[ ] Characters say too much
[ ] Too little scenes of explosions
[ ] Too much emotion and dialogue between characters
[x] Megan Fox still has too much clothing on

Thank you for your time,

Michael Bay

P.S. I directed Armageddon, in case you didn't know...
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|5592|Seattle

Yep, I'm officially ready for Megan Fox to show me her cooter. Until then, she gets nothing.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|5448|The Twilight Zone

King_County_Downy wrote:

Yep, I'm officially ready for Megan Fox to show me her cooter. Until then, she gets nothing.
telling ur girlfriend
https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,610|5616|London, England
I bought into it, sometimes you just want to roll back the years and gorge on the simple things. I think people are treating Transformers abit too seriously. It is what it is and never really pretends to be anything else.
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|5757

e tard
Mr. Saggins
I play wow
+4|4430|sadly NC, cali soon

stryyker wrote:

[ ] Not Enough Explosions
[ ] Characters say too much
[ ] Too little scenes of explosions
[ ] Too much emotion and dialogue between characters
[x] Megan Fox still has too much clothing on
Poor girl I'd really  hate to be her. It's a double edged sword, if she does what you want her to then ya we're pleased for all of 8 minutes but her career is over or at least lowered to cheap independent films and or porn. If she doesn't then she'll always have thousands of man jacked up on testos breathing down her neck calling her a prude (myself included ) because she isn't in the buff on all fours taking it from Megatron's geargrinding metal-pole screaming "Yes give me your allspark now!".
Lai
Member
+186|5146

Poseidon wrote:

WHAT THE FUCK PEARL HARBOR WAS AWESOME

fffff
I have nothing to say,..
Mr. Saggins
I play wow
+4|4430|sadly NC, cali soon

Lai wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

WHAT THE FUCK PEARL HARBOR WAS AWESOME

fffff
I have nothing to say,..
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|5218|Escea

Mekstizzle wrote:

I bought into it, sometimes you just want to roll back the years and gorge on the simple things. I think people are treating Transformers abit too seriously. It is what it is and never really pretends to be anything else.
Lai
Member
+186|5146

Mr. Saggins wrote:

Lai wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

WHAT THE FUCK PEARL HARBOR WAS AWESOME

fffff
I have nothing to say,..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pM8PrqY5Rg
Lol, except that Cuba Gooding Jr. sucks at least as much as Ben Affleck and looks more stupid on the while.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|5533|Long Island, New York

Mr. Saggins wrote:

Lai wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

WHAT THE FUCK PEARL HARBOR WAS AWESOME

fffff
I have nothing to say,..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pM8PrqY5Rg
that'd be it
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|5596|132 and Bush

An open letter to Stryyker

Dear Mr.Stryyker,
Thanks for your financial support.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|5757

lol i was at my moms house last week cleaning it out and found an old optimus prime toy.  i think it was one of the first ones made.  had no intention of seeing the movie though.
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|5218|Escea

usmarine wrote:

lol i was at my moms house last week cleaning it out and found an old optimus prime toy.  i think it was one of the first ones made.  had no intention of seeing the movie though.
If its in good nick you might get a fair amount for it from some collector.
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|5757

M.O.A.B wrote:

usmarine wrote:

lol i was at my moms house last week cleaning it out and found an old optimus prime toy.  i think it was one of the first ones made.  had no intention of seeing the movie though.
If its in good nick you might get a fair amount for it from some collector.
i dunno.  she is having some people come in and do an estate sale.  i dont think it was mint condition.  i am sure i fucked it up somehow.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,610|5616|London, England

usmarine wrote:

lol i was at my moms house last week cleaning it out and found an old optimus prime toy.  i think it was one of the first ones made.  had no intention of seeing the movie though.
I got a Starscream figure, there's something incredibly awesome about an F-22 super alien robot. Something which yells "ultimate......thing.......ever"

https://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/%5CAUTOIMAGES%5CHT89163lg.jpg


Screw you guys, I'm 10 years old

It's even licensed by Lockheed Martin and everything

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2009-06-24 12:38:54)

CC-Marley
Member
+407|5824

M.O.A.B wrote:

usmarine wrote:

lol i was at my moms house last week cleaning it out and found an old optimus prime toy.  i think it was one of the first ones made.  had no intention of seeing the movie though.
If its in good nick you might get a fair amount for it from some collector.
Gave all mine to young kids when I thought they weren't cool anymore. (13ish) Had dozens. All original. I'm a dumbass.
Lai
Member
+186|5146
I don't think the original starscream was a F-22,..
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|5218|Escea

Mekstizzle wrote:

usmarine wrote:

lol i was at my moms house last week cleaning it out and found an old optimus prime toy.  i think it was one of the first ones made.  had no intention of seeing the movie though.
I got a Starscream figure, there's something incredibly awesome about an F-22 super alien robot. Something which yells "ultimate......thing.......ever"

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/image … 9163lg.jpg


Screw you guys, I'm 10 years old

It's even licensed by Lockheed Martin and everything
The big battle scenes in the movie with all of the real planes and tanks and things were great to watch, all allowed by the DoD I think.
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|5650

You gotta hand it to him, though. Action movies may appear to be simple (-explosions), but they are among the most toughest films to make.

Last edited by mtb0minime (2009-06-24 12:41:52)

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