I don't know, I'll just wait til I'm on my deathbed and make someone promise to do it right before I die. Nobody can deny a man his deathwish but if they don't do it I won't know cause I'll be dead.DBBrinson1 wrote:
Is that even legal?El Beardo wrote:
I'll tell my family to drop me off at the taxidermists. It would be hilarious for pranks and handy around Halloween too.
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Body Disposal. Plan your own funeral.
| Buried. RIP | 21% | 21% - 13 | ||||
| Burned. Ashes to Ashes | 25% | 25% - 15 | ||||
| Hell, I'm dead I don't give a flying f | 35% | 35% - 21 | ||||
| Other (please elaborate) | 18% | 18% - 11 | ||||
| Total: 60 | ||||||
Fine...El Beardo wrote:
I don't know, I'll just wait til I'm on my deathbed and make someone promise to do it right before I die. Nobody can deny a man his deathwish but if they don't do it I won't know cause I'll be dead.DBBrinson1 wrote:
Is that even legal?El Beardo wrote:
I'll tell my family to drop me off at the taxidermists. It would be hilarious for pranks and handy around Halloween too.
So would you go with an attack pose, startled, running pose??.... Curled up sleeping?
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One of these
1) Organs harvested for medicine, body cremated and the ashes given to my family for them to do what they want
2) Cryogenically preserved for the lulz
3) Fire my body out of a cannon into my grave
1) Organs harvested for medicine, body cremated and the ashes given to my family for them to do what they want
2) Cryogenically preserved for the lulz
3) Fire my body out of a cannon into my grave
I don't know, that's a good question. The curled up sleeping would be funny since people could leave me in public places and watch as people try to wake me up. Maybe I should start a poll and let everyone vote on it.DBBrinson1 wrote:
Fine...El Beardo wrote:
I don't know, I'll just wait til I'm on my deathbed and make someone promise to do it right before I die. Nobody can deny a man his deathwish but if they don't do it I won't know cause I'll be dead.DBBrinson1 wrote:
Is that even legal?
So would you go with an attack pose, startled, running pose??.... Curled up sleeping?
The potential this idea has is beyond massive.El Beardo wrote:
I don't know, that's a good question. The curled up sleeping would be funny since people could leave me in public places and watch as people try to wake me up. Maybe I should start a poll and let everyone vote on it.DBBrinson1 wrote:
Fine...El Beardo wrote:
I don't know, I'll just wait til I'm on my deathbed and make someone promise to do it right before I die. Nobody can deny a man his deathwish but if they don't do it I won't know cause I'll be dead.
So would you go with an attack pose, startled, running pose??.... Curled up sleeping?
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Probably either cremated or donated to science/organ donation or whatever. I don't really care, I don't want myself laying around wasting space.
Two preferences:
1) Cremation so I take up the least space and can get tossed out somewhere
2) Buried naked in the wild so worms and maggots can feast on my body and nature will naturally (lol) dispose of me
1) Cremation so I take up the least space and can get tossed out somewhere
2) Buried naked in the wild so worms and maggots can feast on my body and nature will naturally (lol) dispose of me
I dunno. I like the idea of my ashes fertilizing plants.
Immortality on a irrelevant scale.
Immortality on a irrelevant scale.
Zombified. I'll rest in peace knowing that my corpse is bowling 130+ with my lumpy, noseless head.
I what to be cremated and my friends to sprinkle abit in a joint and smoke it. Had a smoke of my mates father and it was good shit.
prop me up in front of my laptop.
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Organs harvested for those who need them.
Buried with pennies over the eyes (I have one from 1916 and 1917).
My tombstone is going to say:
I was not, I was, I am not, I care not.
I love history and this is the ancient Roman atheists grave, but with pennies from WWI for the ferryman. I like the idea of bribing your way out of purgatory.
Buried with pennies over the eyes (I have one from 1916 and 1917).
My tombstone is going to say:
I was not, I was, I am not, I care not.
I love history and this is the ancient Roman atheists grave, but with pennies from WWI for the ferryman. I like the idea of bribing your way out of purgatory.
I started thinking about this when I read your first post, and I'm thinking that I should be naked, holding my dick with a crazed look on my face. If that's not going to freak people out nothing will.El Beardo wrote:
I don't know, that's a good question. The curled up sleeping would be funny since people could leave me in public places and watch as people try to wake me up. Maybe I should start a poll and let everyone vote on it.DBBrinson1 wrote:
Fine...El Beardo wrote:
I don't know, I'll just wait til I'm on my deathbed and make someone promise to do it right before I die. Nobody can deny a man his deathwish but if they don't do it I won't know cause I'll be dead.
So would you go with an attack pose, startled, running pose??.... Curled up sleeping?
I'd like to be cremated in a Viking longboat that's been pushed out to sea.
Problem is is I live in urban Holland, meaning that if I die now, I'd be stacked like a flat, and cleared after a few years if I would be burried, nad fired in a sterile kiln if I would be cremated. I find both methods of disposal repulsive, on the same height as being liquified and fed to baby Neo.
If I could choose I would either want to cremated Mycenean style, on a huge pile of woods set ablaze overnight, visible within a 100km radius; Viking style cremation on a boat left adrift; cut to pieces and scattered across some Himalaya plateau for the birdies; or burried in a proper grave, preferably a mausoleum with a larger than life statue on top
If I could choose I would either want to cremated Mycenean style, on a huge pile of woods set ablaze overnight, visible within a 100km radius; Viking style cremation on a boat left adrift; cut to pieces and scattered across some Himalaya plateau for the birdies; or burried in a proper grave, preferably a mausoleum with a larger than life statue on top
Hmmm,.. Greeks usually had an oubol put underneath their tongue rather than two coins on the eyes. And don't see it as a bribe, it is just a regular fee for Charon.AussieReaper wrote:
Organs harvested for those who need them.
Buried with pennies over the eyes (I have one from 1916 and 1917).
My tombstone is going to say:
I was not, I was, I am not, I care not.
I love history and this is the ancient Roman atheists grave, but with pennies from WWI for the ferryman. I like the idea of bribing your way out of purgatory.
I wana be ashes, then put the urn next to my PC, haha
No but TBH I don't even care, I mean WTF...I'll be dead why would I even care?
Whatever is cheaper and easier to do is better. The more money in your pocket the better.
Why would anybody care about a CORPSE anyway? Cry for the person it used to be, but don't give a crap about it's "Material worth" or whatever.
No but TBH I don't even care, I mean WTF...I'll be dead why would I even care?
Whatever is cheaper and easier to do is better. The more money in your pocket the better.
Why would anybody care about a CORPSE anyway? Cry for the person it used to be, but don't give a crap about it's "Material worth" or whatever.
Cremated i have this weird feeling waking up in the coffin, worms eaating my eyeballs.
I would probably have the wiking thing burned on a boat, if it werent for the sea there are worms in the sea too they would feast on my burned body in the depths.
My organs goes with me - After seeing "Body Parts" i wouldnt give anything up.
I would probably have the wiking thing burned on a boat, if it werent for the sea there are worms in the sea too they would feast on my burned body in the depths.
My organs goes with me - After seeing "Body Parts" i wouldnt give anything up.
I want my functioning organs harvested and then the rest of my body can be used by medical students for surgery practice or something like that.
When we die our body is just a rotting carcass after all.
When we die our body is just a rotting carcass after all.
The problem I have with organ donation is not knowing whom they will go to. Yes, I do think some people deserve it more than others and I have issues with not having a say in that, when it involves my organs.
spoilers: you're dead so it's not like you'll knowLai wrote:
The problem I have with organ donation is not knowing whom they will go to. Yes, I do think some people deserve it more than others and I have issues with not having a say in that, when it involves my organs.
Silly question, everyone knows you re-spawn in 15seconds.....
And I want burried, fuck the earth and fuck nature, I want to cause as much of an upset as possible, even, in my death!
bahahahahaha
And I want burried, fuck the earth and fuck nature, I want to cause as much of an upset as possible, even, in my death!
bahahahahaha
It's my hope my body is fed to lions.
I've devised a remote control car that my corpse can be strapped to, since lions only eat what they kill. Someone will need to run my corpse at full speed across the savannah.
I've devised a remote control car that my corpse can be strapped to, since lions only eat what they kill. Someone will need to run my corpse at full speed across the savannah.
True, undertakers pump so many chemicals into a body it lasts almost as long as a McDonald's Cheeseburger. Add to that it being sealed in an airtight container and you've got something that's gonna last a while.Bell wrote:
Silly question, everyone knows you re-spawn in 15seconds.....
And I want burried, fuck the earth and fuck nature, I want to cause as much of an upset as possible, even, in my death!
bahahahahaha
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Just wait till someone close dies, kiddo.Bradt3hleader wrote:
I wana be ashes, then put the urn next to my PC, haha
No but TBH I don't even care, I mean WTF...I'll be dead why would I even care?
Whatever is cheaper and easier to do is better. The more money in your pocket the better.
Why would anybody care about a CORPSE anyway? Cry for the person it used to be, but don't give a crap about it's "Material worth" or whatever.
Perhaps buried, but not in a steel, concrete or lead coffin for the purpose that I might have taken a nap and wish to get up again. Other than that, do what they did with Scotty and go into orbit
That's the whole point!Hurricane2k9 wrote:
spoilers: you're dead so it's not like you'll knowLai wrote:
The problem I have with organ donation is not knowing whom they will go to. Yes, I do think some people deserve it more than others and I have issues with not having a say in that, when it involves my organs.
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