mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6625

Last 3 or 4 bowel movements I've had (over the course of the past two weeks) have been just one long solid piece. So long, in fact, that the bottom moves up the toilet pipe (so far that I can't see the end of it), and the top tip is left sticking out of the water at the front of the bowl. Plus, they come out real fast and smooth.

Sounds like the dream poop, but is it possible that being that long is bad?
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6471|so randum
pics or it didnt...

nah keep them to yourself.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6625

FatherTed wrote:

pics or it didnt...

nah keep them to yourself.
For srs. Was considering taking pics, just to show that yes, it did happen, and on multiple occasions too!
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6691|California

Unless its watery, bloody or green you are fine. You've just been eating more than normal
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6424|The Twilight Zone

mtb0minime wrote:

, but is it possible that being that long is bad?
long is never bad, at least thats what she told me the other day
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Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6508|Long Island, New York
Use it as a whip and demoralize your enemies.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6124|what

mtb0minime wrote:

Sounds like the dream poop
Dream poop? Mate seek help. If not for the shit, than at least for the dreams you've been having lately.
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6603|949

I like when they coil around the bowl like a snake.

Sounds healthy.  Bet you feel real good afterward too!
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6124|what

Here's a tip, add some toilet paper into the bowl before you go, so that you don't get any nasty splash back.
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NantanCochise
Member
+55|5949|Portugal/United States
Shouldn't this be in the Debate and Serious Talk thread!
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|5935|London, England

NantanCochise wrote:

Shouldn't this be in the Debate and Serious Talk thread!
I don't know should it!
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ATG
Banned
+5,233|6500|Global Command
Drink more water tbh.

Through gaseous expulsions your fecal matter is solidifying into a snaky mud rope and eventually you may have to have an enema tbh.

Demand grapeseed oil lubricant if they want to stick something up your growldiggly.
VspyVspy
Sniper
+183|6643|A sunburnt country
If it floats that's a good sign.....
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6441
ATG you sound scarily familiar...
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NantanCochise
Member
+55|5949|Portugal/United States

Mutantbear wrote:

NantanCochise wrote:

Shouldn't this be in the Debate and Serious Talk thread!
I don't know should it!
Most certainly Mutantbear, most certainly!
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6500|Global Command

Uzique wrote:

ATG you sound scarily familiar...
Why, listen to Dr. Ruth much?
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6441

ATG wrote:

Uzique wrote:

ATG you sound scarily familiar...
Why, listen to Dr. Ruth much?
.

I meant you sound scarily familiar with the procedure of colonic irrigation. Like you've been through the routine several times yourself.

Shorthand informal writing ambiguities ftl.
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elite.mafia
Banned
+122|6424|USA
Sounds like an awesome poop! did you have to wipe or was it a magical clean poop?
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6124|what

Q: Which hand to you wipe your ass with?

A: Spoiler (highlight to read):
You're fucking gross, use toilet paper.
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Man With No Name
جندي
+148|5546|The Wild West
I heard it happens when he doesnt use enough lube.  Did he use enough lube?
GravyDan
Back from the Grave(y)
+768|5903|CA
Long poops are a sign of power and great strength.  In some tribes you could be the chief.
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6598|UK

mtb0minime wrote:

Sounds like the dream poop
lol, that is exactly what I was thinking as I read the post!
trex1210
I am Canadian
+72|6229|B.C. Canada
www.ratemypoo.com

should of taking a pic and put it on the site
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6283

AussieReaper wrote:

Q: Which hand to you wipe your ass with?

A: Spoiler (highlight to read):
You're fucking gross, use toilet paper.
The same one he uses to shake people's hands.
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6625

AussieReaper wrote:

Here's a tip, add some toilet paper into the bowl before you go, so that you don't get any nasty splash back.
See that's the awesome part. It's so perfectly round and comes out so smoothly that it just slides in. Like a diver.

elite.mafia wrote:

Sounds like an awesome poop! did you have to wipe or was it a magical clean poop?
I've only once ever had one of those magical clean poops that require no wiping (though there's still always a wipe anyway just to be sure, but if nothing shows up, then it's perfect).

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

I like when they coil around the bowl like a snake.

Sounds healthy.  Bet you feel real good afterward too!
The snake ones are awesome too. And yes, was quite a quick, clean, smooth operation, which = better feeling

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