Does she wear a French Maids outfit? Whilst poking around the place with a feather duster? If so it beats the wringkly old cobwebbed fanny cleaning lady we get in on a Thursday afternoon every week. Her shyness annoys me a bit, she scared of me. I don't want her cleaning my office, its a fucking shambles but it's an organised shambles.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Hmm... we have a Croatian cleaning lady here, but I doubt she is behind our Frog IT company workstations not showing images on the interwebs. Besides I use a IBM T61 so I don't think they make them criminals so small.1927 wrote:
Check you aint got not cheeky Somalians knicking ya bandwidth uploading internet thing. Click the 'open' button on the front of the pc box and have a look inside where the drinks holder slides out.Ultrafunkula wrote:
What the duck? Now I can see it too!? I dun geddit enimore...
Yeah so my tonsils are fucking gigantic. FML
Go to the docs and get some Anti'b's, as you have an infection.ghettoperson wrote:
Yeah so my tonsils are fucking gigantic. FML
Next.
Thanks Dr.1927!
My Doctor ship is with helping women reach orgasm and helping married couples get their sex lives working again. Im a Guru. However, Im happy to help my friends out with all kind of advice to do with health and relationships with members of the same/opposite sex/farm animals.ghettoperson wrote:
Thanks Dr.1927!
I push my finger into my eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
go back to /mu/
Ok lemme see before I fuck off back to my coastal retreat for the weekend.Ultrafunkula wrote:
I push my finger into my eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Ahh yes I got it now....
Vodka, and sex. Thats all. This will help you forget about your bad eye and slippery finger. The slippery finger will help you when it comes to the sex bit.
Have a good weekend Funky and everyone else.
See you all Monday. (9am sharpish if you don't mind.)
9am fuck that
Hai guis.
get out.
eat a dick
Live forever.
advice wolf
The missus is keeping me in excitement. She told me to get next weeks friday off since thursday is a holiday. I have no clue what is about to happen. And to get me totally wandering she asked if my passport is still valid. She said she'll tell me more on wednesday evening. This waiting is killing my braincells!
Hmmm.
I sense a disturbance in the force. It's as if...a million spammers cried out in pain...and were suddenly silenced.
I sense a disturbance in the force. It's as if...a million spammers cried out in pain...and were suddenly silenced.
yu wotATG wrote:
Hmmm.
I sense a disturbance in the force. It's as if...a million spammers cried out in pain...and were suddenly silenced.
too bad Wigan lost against ManU, I really think they deserved a point
sums up united's season
My cat was dying of heart failure so we had him put down last night RIP Percy
Way to kill the thread buggy.
Just kidding, condolences mate.
Just kidding, condolences mate.
im so sorted right now. plus ive got the cranberries on.
LML
LML
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
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My cat was dying of heart failure so we had him put down last night RIP Percy
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